Alabama State Twerkers
 

Check out the dance team for Alabama State University from last season. Also if you go to the You Tube site, check out the comments under the video. Very amusing....

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Next person who uses the word "twerk" gets a fist to the face from yours truly. Promise.

Do you have a favored euphemistic term?

Butt Giggling?
Hamhock Shaking?
Glute Gyrating?

Dealers choice, dude....

What on earth is that "creature" with the 5-head at the 10-second mark?

So turf monster's are real. Who knew? I thought it was just football slang

I'd hit a few of the gals repeatedly

a few of those girls were pushing 400 pounds
suit um up & make the move to D-1

Butt a few weren't :D

God we really are just ****ing cavemen, aren't we? I think this every time I see cheerleaders. Why the **** do cheerleaders exist?

WATCH THE BATTLE! MORE BLOOD! NOW THE VAGINAS COME AND SHAKE THEIR ASSES FOR US! BACK TO THE BATTLE!

I would every one of those chicks. Even the fat one.

I watched it all but yet don't know what I've seen

Not much.

I was hoping for some actual twerking.

:spock:

Isn't this the one where Nick Cannon is the really good drummer?

Twerk.

That is what happens when you mix Aquanet and an open flame.

that video is racist

Is this "twerking" thing supposed to be new? I mean, hasn't shaking your tush in that fashion been a thing since at least late-80s rap videos?
Is it just the name that is new? Very confusing, these kids today.

Bring em in for a look?

Jesus do any white people live in Alabama?

No. Executive Order.

Thanks, Obama

I'm enrolling in Morehouse U in the spring. Haven't got my acceptance letter yet though

:thumb:

That word is so played out in just a month! Really annoying watching goofy old white people on TV throwing the word around like candy.

Throw an extra punch in there for me!

And somehow there's the belief that this is a new thing.

Folks, black strippers have been doing this shit for over a decade. It's disgusting.

I didn't realize until recently it had been given a formal name, I just always called it "that nasty shit that black strippers do".

Because every last one of them did it.

That and the infamous pussy clap. You know, where they spread their legs and smack their pussy on the stage repeatedly and aggressively. That shit looks so painful.

Ever have a chick actually twerk up against you?

Yeah...that shit does NOT feel good.

Yeah, shapeless chicks that don't know what they're doing.

But when they do....

White people just caught on that shaking your ass is possible.

PSA for the attention-deprived: skip ahead to 3:50.

Not twerking.


This is twerking:

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Ass cheeks must clap together.

I actually just look for any excuse to post this video.

Wait...what?

Can't say I've seen that one. Ouch.

I would expect that to bruise.

Never saw that. When most girls talk about pussy clap, they're not talking about literally smacking their pussy just so you know lol. So what you saw wasn't that.

THIS is twerking

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Ughhh....alright now i gotta find a video so you guys know what im talking about.

Only place I see a girl smacking their pussy is in porn and I always laugh when I see it.

Alright i couldn't find a great example, but kinda like this chick @ :19

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Seriously though, i thought this was a common stripper move.

Black people are funny

Lmao how have I never seen this?

where is benard polard

lol...THAT was awesome.

The 2 brunette girls were pretty cute.

Red Hot Twerking!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3880395.html

No, THIS is twerking:

http://i.imgur.com/MQXYf9F.gif

twerk.

twerk, twerk, twerkity twerk twerk.

man, black girls sure don'r like their curly hair.

So what about the next person to say twerk?

Twerk. Twerky VonTwerkerson.

PM me so we can meet up, tough guy.

Nice.

Prison Twerk was just twerking around.

Girl, you looks good.

if ever a mod name change was required, it is this one.

C'mon mods. Twerk it up.

I whole heartedly agree that from this day forward, prison bitch's new Delta name is....

Prison Twerk!

Well, Phobia is out because he only does things arbitrarily.

Somebody PM Bob Dole.

LMAO

Yes.

Some of those girls aren't exactly super hot in the face, but they've all got some I ass. I like it.

This needs to happen. I hear Phobia is good at this sort of thing, you know, he can make things happen........

Flopnuts, Flopnuts, he's our man! If he can't do it...uh...Bwana?

Nasty.

The F? You'd hit that shit like Buckwheat on a coke binge.

:D

Dude is openly gay, so he has an excuse. NTTIAWWT.

LMAO I find that particular thing to not be a turn on.

Yep. I'm a lesbian and proud of it.

And if anyone watched the Major Lazer video and is curious about the blue haired girls at the beginning... they're supposed to be part of an actual "scene" called.... wait for it....



Seapunk.


Google it sometime.

I'm with you sister.

:thumb:

Where are all the white women?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrdGp...layer_embedded

watch the dog...sniffing that crack

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College twerking party. Their daddies must be SO proud...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...usaolp00000009

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"Grandma, did you ever 'twerk' when you were a teenager"?

"Why, yes I did"

"What is 'twerking"?

"Well, it's when you act like a ****ing moron"

I'm kind of wondering at the lack of male spectators at this thing. Really strange. It looks more like a dance class or workshop than a "contest."

Sorority.

Sorority girls.

I'm not sure how "sorority" explains anything.

The sororities here wouldn't let their members do shit like that because they are big into maintaining a "proper southern woman" facade. Girls get in trouble for like dressing inappropriately and smoking in public and shit here, but maybe it's different out of the South.

There are also a few dudes standing around here and there.

I don't really give a shit, but the video title just made my bullshit meter go off for some reason.

Does anyone really find twerking attractive? Maybe its just me, but even if the girl is attractive, twerking is so...just unattractive.

I agree completely. When it's a big bubble butt girl with the ass defying gravity as it bounces and shit, then it's at least interesting in a clinical, "holy shit, that's amazing" way. Watching skinny white girls do it is just lame and not hot at all.