NBC leaks gameplan for how Chiefs plan to use Houston and Hali vs the Cowboys
 

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I wonder how they plan to use Poe?

It starts with an R...

Romobliteration

nice thread title. It got me to open it.

i wish the gif was longer so i can see doug free get blown up on his ass at the top lol

I thought for sure he broke a rib or two on that play. No matter how much you hate Tony Romo, he is a pretty tough stand up QB who takes a lot of vicious hits. Brodie Croyle would have been wheeled off in an ambulance on that play! LOL

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I'll give him this....tough bastard for standing in there and making the throw; and a tough SOB for coming back into the game.

just imagine Huard or Cassel in that same situation.

That's right, loochy.

Rapier. They're going to use Poe's rapier wit and command of poetic devices to compose poems that involve Romo being brutalized in nasty ways.

Mind games. That's what it's all about.

There's no I in Rapier...if you know what I mean

FYP.

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He's gonna get raped like if he was in prison.

I had a cracked rib after my motorcycle crash; JFC I could barely breath.

Even if he had bruised ribs, I can't even fathom running around and throwing a ball.

Meanwhile, in MLB, a pitcher somewhere is in-active because of a blister on his pitching finger.

Hope Houston gets another 3 sacks this week on Romo...then we'll be rollin

But guys, the Cowboys are going to have Brian Waters next week....

Poe is going to rap? That's awesome!

I'd pity Romo if he didn't play for the Cowboys.

Poor guy has been abused.

Good. Old piece of crap just got up off the retirement couch without going to training camp. There's no way he's ready.

Well, my name is Dontari
I'll take you on a safari
All the way to Sackrifa
That's where Tamba's from

I got all of my rapping skills from watching 8 Mile at least 29 times.

Rap with an E dude, rap with an E

LMAO Holy hell I remember that. The LB twisted, came in from the side and completely ****ing DEMOLISHED the guy. It was a thing of beauty, but I kept wondering what was the point. Seemed like a wasted effort although it happened to pay off that play.

White much?

Nothing gets past you.

Well, my name is Dontari
something something spaghetti
blah blah already
spaghetti
spaghetti
spaghetti

Ah. How silly of me.

Street cred, mother****er!

We gonna bring Pain

Romo has bruised ribs, likely to play against the Chiefs......

http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/20...sas-city.html/

Bruised ribs? Yeah, well lets see if that is the case after next Sunday....

Hali is going to struggle against Tyron Smith. He looked outstanding against the Giants.

Fortunately, our defense no longer has to rely on Hali to get to the passer, thank god.

Houston, Poe, DJ, and Berry should figure out how to get to him.

Hey my name is Dontari
My balls and my taint are quite hairy
just like Tyson Jackson's ass
I'm gonna rub Romo's head in the grass!

Rapping is fun!

It's don-tahr-ee, not don-tair-ee.

it's rap, you can make things fit

Well then allow me to correct the record: TJax clearly does not have a hairy ass.

this

What if Romo goes down and Kyle Ortan comes in?




Good news everybody Kyle Orton is use to throwing to the red unis.

Who's that?

You guys clearly don't know about rapping. Can I not use creative license? OK, how's this?


Hey, sometimes people mispronounce my name as Dontari
I spend a great deal of time manscaping so my balls and my taint are not hairy
just like Tyson Jackson's cleanly shaven ass
I'm gonna rub Tony Romo's head in the grass!

Same as Kyle Orton only spelled with an A. Got a problem with that? :evil:

It's Kyle Orton after he comes back from a two week Caribbean vacation.

heh

That was the worst thing about Cassel.... he was actually a tough prick.
I don't know how many times I wished he would come out on his own due to injury.... but he ALWAYS came back in to suck it up.