Jacoby Jones injured on stripper bus...
 

www.rotoworld.com

Ravens KR Jacoby Jones reportedly suffered a head injury in a brawl aboard a party bus when a stripper hit him in the head with a bottle late Sunday.

The bus was reportedly filled with Ravens players and at least one stripper named "Sweet Pea," who struck Jones with a "gigantic" Ace of Spades bottle. Jones was reportedly "bleeding everywhere," and an ambulance was called, though he did not have to be hospitalized. Notorious partier Bryant McKinnie was aboard the bus, but tried to break up the brawl. No arrests were made because "no one cooperated with cops." Jones is out indefinitely with a sprained MCL.

LMAO

lol

Oh, it gets better: http://www.tmz.com/20a13/09/23/balti...washington-dc/

You can't make that shit up ROFL

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What could go wrong on a stripper bus?

That's bizarre. Try again: http://www.tmz.com/20a13/09/23/balti...washington-dc/

Okay, I'm not sure why the hyperlink is getting a 404, I've got the story open.

http://www.tmz.com/20a13/09/23/baltimore-ravins-jacoby-jones-party-bus-brawl-fight-washington-dc/

There's even pictures if you get to the link.

Maybe try http://www.tmz.com/category/tmzsports and follow the link there.

That TD dance is hard to pull off in close quarters...

You can still get lap dances with a sprained MCL, right?

Oh, and Sweet Pea is probably from Cleveland!

Stripper bus. All one needs to know.

Who among us hasn't been hit with an Ace of Spades bottle(whatever that is) on a stripper bus.

A stripper bus that was apparently one stripper and a bunch of dudes.

NTTAWWT

Holy shit, that bottle is huge. ****er's probably lucky to be alive.

Oh and LMAO

Ah, just rub some dirt on it.

SWEET PEA SMASH

I bet sweet pea has a giant cottage cheese ass.

McKinnie was one of the guys on the prostitute cruise when he was with the Vikings. I remember that because they specifically identified the acts that he and Fred Smoot were participating in, and ever since then I've hoped that they give McKinnie his own Gatorade bottle in the huddle.

I got Jacoby with the last pick in my fantasy football draft. It didn't take long for me to get rid of him, what with him getting hurt by his own guy backing into him on a punt return and now....whatever the F this occurrence is...

Hey if these guys want to party like that during the offseason thats fine. If I was an owner, GM, or coach I wouldn't stand for this sort of crap. Nothing good is going to come from it.

Epic party, dude!

Ace of Spades is a high-end champagne like Cristal or Dom Perignon. It comes in a gold bottle.

http://theluxuryblog.net/wp-content/.../acespades.jpg

The larger size - the kind that Jacoby got hit with:

http://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com...ttle.jpg?w=300

Need someone to .gif up his catch against the Broncos, but instead of catching the football he catches the bottle off his head.

Ya but it ain't no Santana cham!

Hey, that's the second time Jones has been injured by a punt. (For those of you who are unfamiliar with bottle trivia, see below. I'm very proud of this post.)

http://www.adecadentexistence.com/bl...e%20bottle.jpg

I don't think MD 20/2O has a punt...

This is not safe for work.

You'd think NFL guys would have better taste.

http://t.co/ToCQ9rTEyg

Somehow, that's pretty much how I envisioned "Sweet Pea."
Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason....

...do i consents... ROFL

I heard Sweet Pea was Von in drag

Like there's anything wrong with a stripper bus

She is ...just, just... beautiful.

That green lipstick really does it for me.

Yeah. Puts it right down and let's you make the right decision.

If Jacoby Jones was a hit on Dancing with the Stars, and Sweet Pea hit Jacoby Jones, maybe Sweet Pea should be on the next Dancing with the Stars..

Is that a bottle of The Prisoner?

Have you seen the Ravens owner? I wouldn't be surprised if ol' Slick Rick was on the bus as well.

I knew it, some big slob ass... is that really what passes for hot, people really pay money for that?

FYP.

I envision NFL players being able to huddle up with attractive women. I guess I'm wrong.

Roger Goodell will be looking to fine her $100,000 and suspend her for a weekend for blow to the head of a defenseless receiver.

Good God, Sweet Pea is hideous LMAO

Hawk wouldn't even touch that!

She might make a fine nose tackle. She's good with her hands in confined spaces....

they're just helping her get to that 100k mark.
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So...the Ravens are a bunch of thugs?

...and I'm just going to pretend it was her. Makes a better story:

http://simplywallpaper.net/pictures/...-wallpaper.jpg

lol reminds me of my buddies bachelor party in Vegas. He paid a stripper so he could smell her ass. He was a bit too drunk and aggressive and ended up getting knocked out by her. The moral of the story here is DO NOT mess with strippers...Especially if you are an investment banker.