Cool names for our defense...Go!
 

I'll start. Legion of KaBOOM

Big Red's Fat Bastards!

Red Nightmare Defense

Legion of Bob

The Red Menace.

The Red Army

The crimson tide

Rape.

Welcome to "HELL"

I thought this was a "cool names for the defense" thread?

WOLVERINES!!

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2013 KC Chiefs Defense

Snap Crackle Pop

Tamba Hali, Dontari Poe and Justin Houston should be referred to as "the Iron Maiden" (an instrument of torture consisting of a coffin-shaped box lined with iron spikes).

The Accused

Whoa, whoa! Let's not go getting crazy here.

Winner!

NONE Shall Pass!!!!!!!

Ender of Neckbone

Hell Patrol

the sick 'em pack

This is a no brainer......... War party.

Knights who say NIH!

...a SHRUBBERY! (dramatic chord)

SACKMASTERS

nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition

Chuefs

Our Time

Sea of Pain

Euglena sanguinea!!

You know, it's that red algae that kills everything like some shit from a horror movie!

It's cool, AND scientific!!

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stor...red-algae.html

Yes, I'm just kidding!

red storm rising

The Judean People's Front!

No wait...

The People's Front of Judea!

The scalp collectors.

Rape Tsunami

The gauntlet

Red Dread.

...of DOOOOOM!

Hali-tosis and the Strangulators.

Mis-syria's Red Line

Tamba-Hawks.

I LIKE IT! :clap:

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to Andy Reid... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again.

I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Andy Reid, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!

:thumb::thumb::thumb:That works!

Or the boom boom room

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Choc and taw

Chaotic tendencies

Or

Complete chaos

LMAO

The Serengeti Rape Crew (since Poe is a hippo).

**** yo couch

I hope we go all red again this week. The Red Legs

Reid's Red Raider Rapers.

Red rover red rover....just bend over

Manning's bitches.

Good One!

need attention so badly that you trash your own defense? :hmmm:

Frankenberry Rape Cereal: part of a balanced yet hurtful Sunday

stay down bitch
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Still don't see the need or desire to have a nickname for everything. Not Awesome.

Even less Awesome is actively trying to come up with one.

Houston and the Sacks Sing the Classics!

^ Least awesome post in the thread.

The Red Scare

That way we can also take a shit on the Steelers for trying to implement Cold War allusions into their cheesy fan-based nicknames. Because in ours we didn't have to change anything!

Punt Bitch

How about Bloody Sunday?

10 one and dones

Sutton and the Poe Boys?

THE KILLER D'S

Lumberjacks

the super shadow dragon xtreme defens

try THAT 1 on 4 size!!!1

The Killer Tomatoes

True story. Yours is the least Awesome post in the thread, as usual.

Big Red Machine.

GAZmasters

It really has been too long for you guys...