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gblowfish 10-05-2013 03:43 PM

"The Poopetrator" Terrorizes Yale!
 
Boolah Boohlah!



http://tinyurl.com/pxhcy9o

Yale University students are being terrorized by what some students are referring to as a "poopetrator."

The university is tightening security in the residence halls in response to someone defecating in the laundry room of an on campus residence, the New Haven Register reports.

The Yale Daily News writes that "it took the physical delivery of the excrement to the Saybrook Master's Office to catch administrators' attention." At least four such incidents have occurred in the laundry room of the Saybrook College.

"We have asked our students not to leave their laundry unattended, the affected machines have been thoroughly disinfected, and we are actively seeking information about who the perpetrator might be," Saybrook Master Paul Hudak told the Daily News. "That's about all we can do."

Students have taken to calling the hooligan a "poopetrator"

Hudak has sent emails to "Saybrugians" asking for help catching the perpetrator. Yale Police declined to comment about the situation to the Register.

Yale sophomore Attila Yaman told WTNH students are taking turns keeping watch over their laundry to ensure the "poopetrator" is not able to soil their garments.

Lucy Fleming, another sophomore, summed up her feelings to the Daily News thusly: "I simultaneously wanted to throw up, cry and punch someone."

UPDATE, Oct. 4: The alleged "poopetrator" hung feces-stained clothes on the Yale campus and sent an anonymous email to the Yale Daily News with photos. One Twitter user posted a photo of the stained clothing line, before university employees began taking them down.

BlackHelicopters 10-05-2013 03:45 PM

Shitty thread.

Cephalic Trauma 10-05-2013 03:48 PM

Tightening security?

Tighten up that sphincter.

Discuss Thrower 10-05-2013 03:54 PM

Mad Crapper

gblowfish 10-05-2013 03:55 PM

I see a potential Tide commercial in all this....

Kiimo 10-05-2013 03:57 PM

Man people are getting all upset by a few scattered clothes.

Rain Man 10-05-2013 04:04 PM

I just pray that no Robert Graham shirts were injured in this.

gblowfish 10-05-2013 04:06 PM

I would hate to be a crime scene investigator. And I sure as HELL ain't baggin' no evidence....

http://i44.tinypic.com/30vnn6v.jpg

J Diddy 10-05-2013 04:13 PM

This sounds like something W. would do.

Gonzo 10-05-2013 04:17 PM

Two co-eds one washer.

BlackHelicopters 10-05-2013 04:18 PM

Feces.

chiefzilla1501 10-05-2013 04:31 PM

How many loads did you wash? I don't know, maybe a shitload.

chiefzilla1501 10-05-2013 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10049164)
I would hate to be a crime scene investigator. And I sure as HELL ain't baggin' no evidence....

http://i44.tinypic.com/30vnn6v.jpg

****ing college kids. Love to streak.

Fairplay 10-05-2013 04:33 PM

need more poop threads

J Diddy 10-05-2013 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10049178)
Two co-eds one washer.

I had done everything in my ability to eliminate all memory of that sick video out of my head and then you go and pop it back in. You bastard.

Munson 10-05-2013 05:33 PM

Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

J Diddy 10-05-2013 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 10049396)
Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

No ****ing way. If it were a CP member there would be a thread with pic of a turd floating in a filled washing machine in the OP.

jspchief 10-05-2013 06:14 PM

Remember a high school party where a kid shit in the dryer then turned it on. Total dick move.

gblowfish 10-05-2013 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 10049396)
Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

At Yale? I don't think so.
If it were, like, Emporia State, I'd say maybe....

Psyko Tek 10-05-2013 06:57 PM

the kids name is Attila Yaman

jebus I hope he's a lawyer

for the defense ATTILA
Attila the CPA doesn't work

my gawd what is he's gonna be a dentist



and yes I do most things for my own amusement

gblowfish 10-05-2013 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 10049626)
the kids name is Attila Yaman

jebus I hope he's a lawyer

for the defense ATTILA
Attila the CPA doesn't work

my gawd what is he's gonna be a dentist



and yes I do most things for my own amusement

We should go to his Facebook page and invite him to join the CP, as our patron saint of poop threads.


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