ChiefsPlanet Survivor Pool, Week 6
 

Sixty four players entered Round 2 (which, because of the delay to start this Survivor contest, started in Week 4).

But thanks to the Raiders, thanks to the Jets, and thanks to some people who sat on their thumbs instead of voted, 31 of those 64 players have now been eliminated.

Only 33 remain. Brutal.

Before we get to those proud souls, let us play out the losers. Thanks for wasting my time, assholes.

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AussieChiefsFan: Atlanta Falcons
BigRedChief: Seattle Seahawks
Cassel>Manning: DQ’d, picked the same team twice
chefsos: New York Giants
Chief_For_Life58: San Diego Chargers
ChiefButthurt: Atlanta Falcons
chiefs1okie: Atlanta Falcons
clyde05: Atlanta Falcons
Direckshun: Atlanta Falcons
FRCDFED: DQ’d, no selection
Halfcan: Atlanta Falcons
IAM4KC2: Atlanta Falcons
IrishChief90: DQ’d, no selection
jjchieffan: Atlanta Falcons
MagicHef: Atlanta Falcons
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan: DQ’d, no selection
MrNightly: Atlanta Falcons
Nzoner: Atlanta Falcons
Old Dog: Atlanta Falcons
Psyko Tek: San Diego Chargers
RedandGold: San Diego Chargers
redhed: Atlanta Falcons
Rudy Was Offsides: Atlanta Falcons
Spokane Chief Fan: Atlanta Falcons
T-post Tom: Atlanta Falcons
thurman merman: Atlanta Falcons
TribalElder: San Diego Chargers
tx4chiefs: DQ’d, no selection
tyton75: DQ’d, no selection
vailpass: New England Patriots
YayMike: DQ’d, no selection

And now... THE MAIN EVENT.

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The 33 remaining SURVIVORS:

T-1. bevischief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Big Smoke (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Bwana (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. DaKCMan AP (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Dave Lane (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. deltachief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Dr. Gigglepants (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Flachief58 (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Graystoke (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Guru (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. KChiefer (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Manila-Chief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. morphius (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. Munson (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. nstygma (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. SPchief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-1. wazu (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
T-18. Predarat (46): Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams
T-18. SNR (46): Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams
T-20. deadbabyseal (43): Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs
T-20. mcaj22 (43): Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs
22. theelusiveeightrop (39): Tennessee Titans, St. Louis Rams
T-23. CanadianChiefs (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams
T-23. digger (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams
T-23. Mr. Flopnuts (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams
T-26. JoeyChuckles (37): New Orleans Saints, Arizona Cardinals
T-26. Rausch (37): Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos
T-26. seaofred (37): Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos
29. HonestChieffan (27): Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos
30. Pestilence (24): Washington Redskins, St. Louis Rams
31. Phobia (21): Minnesota Vikings, St. Louis Rams
32. HemiEd (17): Arizona Cardinals, St. Louis Rams
33. Baby Lee (6): Arizona Cardinals, Denver Broncos

Applause to Baby Lee, who's survived by the skin of his teeth two weeks in a row. LMAO

The poll is coming shortly for this week's games. Give me a few minutes.

1. Only those who are listed above as active can participate. Everybody else will either be ignored or, preferably, should just make your voice heard by replying in this thread. Because why not, and why make this harder on me than it needs to be.

2. For those listed above, if you fail to make your pick by Sunday morning (poll closes Sunday morning at a time that's convenient for me), you will be disqualified.

3. When you do make your pick, please remember that you CANNOT pick any team you have previously selected. Doing so will disqualify you, no exceptions.

4. Also, keep in mind that margin of victory will factor into any tie-breakers that are needed at the end of the season.

5. As kind of a thing to keep this as manageable as possible for the participants, I am not including Thursday night games for at least the next couple of weeks while the participants get used to this schedule. This will change soon. I will let you know.

Poll forthcoming soon.

WTF is wrong with the world if you can't pick against the raiders and win

I choose to ban knowmo

Only one super obvious pick this week. Maybe a couple, actually.

Well, he's been DQ'd. Not much left to do, there.

Think I'll just stick to the whoever plays the Jags mentality. LMAO

I'm going with San Fran this week.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

Stoopid Falcons!!

Going with the donkeys.

Bump-IT!

Good call.

Why does everyone start out picking easy wins? I save those for later, hence my Arizona pick last week.

Because they allow you to progress...

Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's Seattle this week for me!

Atlanta. :facepalm:

You're not good at this...

At the time I thought it may be a risky pick and thought "Naaaaa, they won't lose again". Goddamnit.

Also I was trying to avoid the obvious picks for later in games. Whole lot of good that did me.

I can't be DQ'd. I wasn't playing to begin with.

*GAH!*

**** you San Diego

I'm riding my momentum train and picking Houston over St. Louis. I'm guessing I've had the hardest road to this third round: NO over Miami, AZ over Carolina.

Only three people left in the third round have not picked the team playing Jacksonville yet. That would be HonestChieffan, BabyLee, and me.

LMAO

Bump.

Falcons be damned. Dirty bird **** suckers.

Bump

Bump again.

Figured if Dallas was good enough for my real life money version, they were good enough for this one too. Trying to save the "sure" things for later in the year. The Cowboys are 5.5 point favorites at home, figure Vegas must know something.

So many people picking the Donks. LMAO

Why not choose another sure thing and wait until you're stuck, and then just choose the Donks?

Yeah, I'm saving them for later. it will pay to take risks now...
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Bengals.

Im going with the Philadelphia Eagles.

You get as far as you can before having to make the tougher decisions.

That will be the week the Chiefs and Donks play each other.

Exactly. I've used the Rams, Redskins and now the Bengals.

Got a few more that need to vote.

HAVE SELECTED:

bevischief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Big Smoke (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Bwana (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
CanadianChiefs (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
DaKCMan AP (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
deadbabyseal (43): Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos
deltachief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
digger (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Dr. Gigglepants (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Dallas Cowboys
Flachief58 (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Graystoke (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Guru (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
HemiEd (17): Arizona Cardinals, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
HonestChieffan (27): Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks
JoeyChuckles (37): New Orleans Saints, Arizona Cardinals, Houston Texans
KChiefer (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Manila-Chief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, San Francisco 49ers
morphius (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Mr. Flopnuts (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Pestilence (24): Washington Redskins, St. Louis Rams, Cincinnati Bengals
Phobia (21): Minnesota Vikings, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
Predarat (46): Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams, Philadelphia Eagles
Rausch (37): Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks
seaofred (37): Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos, San Francisco 49ers
SNR (46): Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams, Indianapolis Colts
SPchief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
theelusiveeightrop (39): Tennessee Titans, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
wazu (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos

HAVE NOT YET SELECTED; ON VERGE OF DISQUALIFICATION:

Baby Lee (6): Arizona Cardinals, Denver Broncos
Dave Lane (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
mcaj22 (43): Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs
Munson (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
nstygma (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams

I'm going with Seattle this week.

Update:

HAVE SELECTED:

bevischief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Big Smoke (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Bwana (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
CanadianChiefs (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
DaKCMan AP (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
deadbabyseal (43): Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos
deltachief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
digger (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Dr. Gigglepants (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Dallas Cowboys
Flachief58 (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Graystoke (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Guru (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
HemiEd (17): Arizona Cardinals, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
HonestChieffan (27): Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks
JoeyChuckles (37): New Orleans Saints, Arizona Cardinals, Houston Texans
KChiefer (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Manila-Chief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, San Francisco 49ers
mcaj22 (43): Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs, Cincinnati Bengals
morphius (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Mr. Flopnuts (38): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
Munson (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
Pestilence (24): Washington Redskins, St. Louis Rams, Cincinnati Bengals
Phobia (21): Minnesota Vikings, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
Predarat (46): Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams, Philadelphia Eagles
Rausch (37): Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks
seaofred (37): Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos, San Francisco 49ers
SNR (46): Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams, Indianapolis Colts
SPchief (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
theelusiveeightrop (39): Tennessee Titans, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
wazu (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos

HAVE NOT YET SELECTED; ON VERGE OF DISQUALIFICATION:

Baby Lee (6): Arizona Cardinals, Denver Broncos
Dave Lane (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams
nstygma (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams

Put me down for Houston over St. Louis

**** it I'm just going to ask.

WTF is in your sig?

A man at a hockey game...

In the Parks and Recreation bloopers, there's a scene where the guys go to an ice cream shoppe [Ben's bachelor party, IIRC]. Chris Pratt [pictured] decided to crack the crew up by turning his ice cream cone into a vagina and waving it around offering a lick to Lowe, Scott, Ansari, and Offerman.

Second best prank after this one.

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We've got a couple victims this week:

Baby Lee: Houston Texans
JoeyChuckles: Houston Texans

Survivors so far, by point total:

T-1. bevischief (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. Big Smoke (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. Bwana (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. Dave Lane (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams , Denver Broncos
T-1. deltachief (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. Flachief58 (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. Graystoke (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. Guru (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. KChiefer (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. morphius (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. nstygma (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-1. wazu (64): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
13. Manila-Chief (60): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, San Francisco 49ers
14. deadbabyseal (59): Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos
15. Predarat (57): Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams, Philadelphia Eagles
T-16. DaKCMan AP (55): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
T-16. Munson (55): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
T-16. SPchief (55): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
T-16. theelusiveeightrop (55): Tennessee Titans, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-20. CanadianChiefs (54): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-20. digger (54): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
T-20. Mr. Flopnuts (54): Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
23. seaofred (49): Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos, San Francisco 49ers
24. mcaj22 (46): Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs, Cincinnati Bengals
25. Rausch (44): Indianapolis Colts, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks
26. HonestChieffan (34): Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks
27. HemiEd (33): Arizona Cardinals, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos
28. Phobia (28): Minnesota Vikings, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks
29. Pestilence (27): Washington Redskins, St. Louis Rams, Cincinnati Bengals

These poor souls are still awaiting their fate:

Dr. Gigglepants (48): Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Dallas Cowboys
SNR (46): Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams, Indianapolis Colts

Dr. Gigglepants has survived.

SNR's the only remaining soul this week whose fate has yet to be determined.

I'm just barely getting by each week.

It's a positively Smithian performance.