Trent Richardson Sextape being shopped
 

http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/12/trent-...napolis-colts/

Indianapolis Colts running back Trent Richardson has something in common with Kim Kardashian -- 'cause someone's trying to cash in on a sex tape featuring the NFL star ... TMZ Sports has learned.

We know ... someone is shopping explicit footage showing the former 1st round NFL Draft pick engaged in an orgy with at least 3 women.

The person who has the footage has already contacted various media outlets, including TMZ Sports ... but so far, no takers. We've seen the footage -- let's just say Trent's got a lot in common with the Colts mascot, if you catch our drift.

We contacted Trent's people for comment multiple times -- so far, no word back.

His penis is bigger than his yards per carry

I bet his loads only carry for 1.5 YPC

Yards per cum.

get it?

Is it of him sucking dick?

Because that's all he has been doing this year.

I'm sure the last thing his fantasy owners want is another 45 minutes of him unsuccessfully ramming into someone's ass.

LMAO

Great start to this thread.

Odds of him saying, "I can't find the hole."?

ROFL

I was gonna say he probably misses the whole again

He took a few pumps and then fell down

My bet is that he trips and falls face-first into his partner's ass.

:doh!: ROFL

That's the biggest fantasy impact he's had all year

This could be a hall of fame worthy thread with the way it's starting.

It's a good thing he doesn't play for the Browns any more.

You guys are on a ****ing roll. ROFL

The subtitle has to be "Alabama Black Snake," right?

I wonder if this video features him rolling up a 300 lb fatty's leg, resulting in injury.

I feel sorry for whoever has to edit it together. It takes Richardson weeks and weeks to score. That's got to be a lot of tape to dig through. Here's Trent at a bar. Oooh, drink in the face. Here's Trent talking to a neighbor. Oooh, kick in the balls. Is that a hooker? Please, please be a hooker. And...it could be...he could go....oh no, a tranny. Can this guy ever find the end zone?

... Or the crimson tide for that matter.

Who the hell wants to see a Trent Richardson sex tape? He's not famous. Only men know who he is...

(and mostly straight men, at that)

I wonder if he'll bust as readily in the video as he did in the NFL.

he has a good burst.

Any guesses as to what the name of the tape will be called?

3 and out with Trent Richardson? First round bust?

Oddly enough, Kate Beckinsale has a sex tape coming out the same day. Mike Holmgren is camped outside of the local adult shop waiting for Richardson's tape's release. One other guy is in front of him sitting to his left, closer to the door. He offers the guy $10,000 for an opportunity to trade him spots in line so that he can buy the Richardson tape before someone else does.

Its threads like this that make me love this place. Comedy gold!!!!:)

3rd and Short.

Are there midgets? Then we could say he's attacking the short side of the field.

Are they calling him the "Cleveland Steamer"?

Wait, what?

How about 3rd and Squirt? LMAO

Trent Richardson...fighting for every inch.

Wonder how many people googled that one

his balls only need to begin to touch her to be considered a score.

Trent Richardson gets caught from behind again.

Trent Richardson is probably trying to sell the sextape himself. He's looking for work in any job other than football at this point.

Based on his performance this season, I bet he'll be cumming out early.

Three women does not an orgy make. That's just a foursome TMZ.

Fantasy owners aren't the only ones who have been ****ed by Trent Richardson

I bet Goodell fines him once he sees the video where Trent is leading with his head

His favorite foreplay move is stopping short.

Trent DickHardSon meets 3 defenders he can actually penetrate.

I'm sure these other women were chosen for their ball security.

The woman was probably expecting him to bring a load up the middle but was disappointed by his production.

Nick Saban sent Mark Ingram in first to loosen up the bitches, but he ended up needing Pierre Thomas to do the job for him.

LMAO

He needs to play some gap defense..

He was looking for a gap, but all he got was stiff resistance.

The women are probably all-natural since Richardson seems to put a lot of balls on the turf.

he spit on one of their backs; she thought he came, and when she turned around he blew a load in her face and yelled 'Play Action Bitch"!

He's going to get his bell rung.

He went down on first contact.

The chick says, "Hey, you have a clit too!!"

Richardson used to frequent gangbangs with Brandon Weeden, but grew tired of eight men in the box.

Hamas, just wow.

Nice work. ROFL

Run Forrest, run..............

he excels at the bitch pick up

They interviewed the prospective sellers. They indicated that his ground game was weak, but they liked his receiving skills.

Why would anyone want to see this, anyway?

Stick and roll...

He probably got confused mid-play and ran a dive in the 2 hole.

It's probably just a typical trent richardson gag-fest.

At the 20 minute mark Richardson gets out two chindos, bends over, and implores the women to hit him with the Double A Gap Blitz.

3rd and 48!

He tried to stave off the dildos, but his inability to pick up the extra blitzer failed him again...

Mike Lombardi traded this tape to the Colts for a lifetime membership to Brazzers.

*Backround music provided by LJ

I heard he starts as a Tight End in the film, then later switches to Wide Receiver.

Heh.

That's a good one.

Hitting the hymen was the first time he got to the second level of a defense since 2011.

congrats Trent this is the highlight of your career so far :thumb:

Then when they weren't looking, Sproles snuck in the back door.

what is "Brazzers"?
o:-)

It would have been the second time in a month and a half that he fleeced the Colts.

Some Richardson quotes:
“I can’t believe it, I didn’t see it coming from anywhere. I had a good relationship with everybody...."

"...I didn’t see it coming, but at the same time, I’m a Colt now, so now I’ve got to move on and get ready for Sunday’s game.”

"It’s weird to me, but at the same time it’s a business,” Richardson. “I guess they know what they’re doing."

Check-check, kill-kill, Omaha-Omaha. Now give me the ball bitch..

good job with the jokes guys. very funny.

How many attempts did it take him to score? Did they have to give him more than four downs?

cASSHOLE feels sheated, he gets more head...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18k5...g/original.jpg

At least he has a future in horse-porn. With Elway and Peydaton.