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teedubya 11-21-2013 10:27 PM

Widow Sleeps With Dead Husband's Decomposing Corpse For A Year After His Death
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...usaolp00000009

A woman had been sleeping next to her dead husband's decomposed corpse for one year until authorities made the grisly discovery this week.

Apparently, 79-year-old "Marcel H." from Liege, Belgium, died back in November 2012 of an asthma attack, according to Carters News Agency. His wife was so upset that she failed to report the death and continued to sleep with the body until Belgian authorities made the bizarre finding on Tuesday, Nov. 19.

They were led to the apartment because the landlord claimed the couple hadn't paid their rent since last year. Neighbors never reported a bad smell. The body had mummified.

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES BELOW

"A body can mummify in a dry, warm environment," Philippe Boxho, pathologist at the Forensic Center of Liege told Carters. "It takes at least a week to reach such a state. In this case the body had rotten [sic] in the bed [and] his internal organs had melted and liquefied. ... Even though the smell of human decay is quite specific, many people equate that smell to the smell of garbage and once the body has become rotten the smell does decrease significantly."

Although this seems impossible, it has happened before.

Dr. Christian Hansch with the Department of Forensic Medicine at the University of Antwerp detailed an instance of mummification back in the 1970s. The body of a man who committed suicide in the cellar of his home in Belgium was found mummified 14 months (or 433 days) after his death. Hansch attributed this to the dry and well-ventilated environment.

"In such circumstances, the decomposition process is slowed down, while both drying-up and autolysis of tissues prevail," he wrote in a report detailing the find.

Last year, a Michigan woman was found living with her boyfriend's mummified body months after his death. She had been cashing in his Social Security checks after he died, but she insisted she kept the body simply because she didn't want to be alone. She was later charged with forgery.

GRAPHIC: These photos show decomposition of a human body.



Let the puns commence.

keg in kc 11-21-2013 10:28 PM

Old people smell bad by default, she probably didn't even notice.

a pp roach 11-21-2013 10:30 PM

i wonder how many times that dude got laid after death

Discuss Thrower 11-21-2013 10:32 PM

Sister.. Faulkner 's works aren't meant to be lived out in real life.

notorious 11-21-2013 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a pp roach (Post 10211004)
i wonder how many times that dude got laid after death

The same as when he was alive.

He's married.

In58men 11-21-2013 10:40 PM

I heard their favorite TV was Bones

CrazyPhuD 11-21-2013 10:44 PM

She was probably just happy he stayed hard so long!

chiefzilla1501 11-21-2013 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10211019)
I heard their favorite TV was Bones

Must have had one hell of a boner

Rain Man 11-22-2013 01:09 AM

It seems like it would be hard to get a good night's sleep in that situation.

If you're her, I mean. He slept like a rock, I bet.

crossbow 11-22-2013 02:27 AM

At least she wasn't in denial. Geez.

mikey23545 11-22-2013 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 10211024)
She was probably just happy he stayed hard so long!

For erections lasting more than four hours you should consult your physician.

Phobia 11-22-2013 02:53 AM

She'll never have a stiff like that again.

booger 11-22-2013 03:34 AM

They will burry him face down so she can have a cold one whenever she wants to

OrtonsPiercedTaint 11-22-2013 06:29 AM

She loved his dutch oven.

Braincase 11-22-2013 06:33 AM

Gotta love that Febreze!

Trevo_410 11-22-2013 06:51 AM

This happened recently? Seems like I read about it a few years ago... I heard the wifey had suspicion of gayness as he was hangin out at some dude club way too much. I think she kill him with antifreeze on their supposed wedding date. For shame...:shake:

Dayze 11-22-2013 08:31 AM

"I just thought he was on a diet" / crazy wife

KCUnited 11-22-2013 08:39 AM

The sex was very rigormortis.

oldandslow 11-22-2013 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10211008)
Sister.. Faulkner 's works aren't meant to be lived out in real life.

your literary reference is apt to be lost on the masses of CP. Just sayin'.

Strongside 11-22-2013 09:00 AM

At least he never had problems getting hard.

BullJunkandIron 11-22-2013 09:35 AM

Imagine dying and your wife still bitching at you. Poor guy.

wazu 11-22-2013 09:49 AM

I guess now she can just go back to leading a normal life.

Chiefshrink 11-22-2013 09:51 AM

This is some serious denial.

allen_kcCard 11-22-2013 09:54 AM

Guess it was a draw on the contest to see who would get off their lazy ass and pay the rent first.

Tombstone RJ 11-22-2013 09:54 AM

love is a many splendored thing... and it smells.

whoman69 11-22-2013 10:11 AM

Gah, with all that seepage, how could she sleep with that?

notorious 11-22-2013 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armadillo Skin (Post 10211551)
Imagine dying and your wife still bitching at you. Poor guy.

"You're not getting off that easy, Harold!!!!"

Contrarian 11-22-2013 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a pp roach (Post 10211004)
i wonder how many times that dude got laid after death

At least he had a boner

rabblerouser 11-22-2013 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10211008)
Sister.. Faulkner 's works aren't meant to be lived out in real life.

Nice!!

:thumb:

Discuss Thrower 11-22-2013 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldandslow (Post 10211502)
your literary reference is apt to be lost on the masses of CP. Just sayin'.

It's hard out here for a member of the intelligentsia.

notorious 11-22-2013 01:51 PM

His morning breath smells like death.

rabblerouser 11-22-2013 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10212068)
It's hard out here for a member of the intelligentsia.

it's a lonely island...

Katipan 11-22-2013 01:52 PM

Awwww I could do this but a vase between my legs isn't quite the same thing.

Rain Man 11-22-2013 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincase (Post 10211347)
Gotta love that Febreze!

"Okay, what does that bed smell like? Good? Flowers? Springtime? Now take off your blindfold!"

Fish 11-22-2013 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armadillo Skin (Post 10211551)
Imagine dying and your wife still bitching at you. Poor guy.

LMAO... that's what I was thinking. She's finally winning arguments and enjoying it too much to quit...

BullJunkandIron 11-22-2013 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoman69 (Post 10211623)
Gah, with all that seepage, how could she sleep with that?

Probably less from after death than when he was alive.

TinyEvel 11-22-2013 06:04 PM

Weird stuff. Belgium is the Florida of Europe.

Ace Gunner 11-22-2013 06:09 PM

I bet this guy farted a lot when he was alive.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-22-2013 06:17 PM

On the next American Horror Story. ...

Phobia 11-22-2013 06:29 PM

I wonder if her boyfriend is crossing "menaj au trois" from his bucket list.

GloryDayz 11-22-2013 06:39 PM

She wasn't done bitching at him I suppose.

bevischief 11-22-2013 08:14 PM

Must have been a lot smokers as neighbors...

notorious 11-22-2013 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10212502)
I wonder if her boyfriend is crossing "menaj au trois" from his bucket list.

http://viralwtf.com/wp-content/uploa...ng-contest.gif

Pasta Little Brioni 11-22-2013 10:30 PM

Lol reminds me of the time I saw a cub fan barf up his hotdogs and then continue to chow down.

Gonzo 11-23-2013 09:08 AM

I wonder if her name was Ethyl.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-23-2013 10:32 AM

Syfy execs just got hard

mcan 11-23-2013 10:32 AM

This is heartbreakingly sad.

ShortRoundChief 11-23-2013 10:38 AM

I think this whole story broke because she saw an ad for Viagra, became alarmed when it said to call the doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, and called a physician.

Sad thing is the ****ers been dead for a year and getting more pussy than I.

Jiu Jitsu Jon 11-23-2013 11:27 PM

I fail to see how anyone with any kind of functioning sense of smell at all could tolerate that. Even a completely insane person would have to get tired of that stench.

On another note, why memorialize your departed relatives with a cheesy window decal? Really drive it home by pulling their casket behind your vehicle like a boat.

ShortRoundChief 11-23-2013 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 10215375)
I fail to see how anyone with any kind of functioning sense of smell at all could tolerate that. Even a completely insane person would have to get tired of that stench.

On another note, why memorialize your departed relatives with a cheesy window decal? Really drive it home by pulling their casket behind your vehicle like a boat.

I always assumed the first stop for Al Davis was the taxidermist to be stuffed and one of those voice boxes installed where you hit a button and it sings a song, except in his case it just makes crazy personnel decisions.

Jiu Jitsu Jon 11-23-2013 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10215401)
I always assumed the first stop for Al Davis was the taxidermist to be stuffed and one of those voice boxes installed where you hit a button and it sings a song, except in his case it just makes crazy personnel decisions.

I always assumed the first stop for your mother was the bus stop, where she got stuffed in the men's room.

ShortRoundChief 11-24-2013 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 10215426)
I always assumed the first stop for your mother was the bus stop, where she got stuffed in the men's room.

What?

Type harder.

Jiu Jitsu Jon 11-24-2013 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10215434)
What?

Type harder.

Your hatred for Al Davis...we get it man, that mean man didn't let you win. Let it go. Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.


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