What one single thing would make this site better?
 

I know many of you will have several ideas, but try to narrow it down to one thing that you think would make the biggest difference in your enjoyment of this site.

Mine would be getting mod powers. I think making me a mod would dramatically improve everyone's lives here.

A swarming of new members

No.

I liked the thread auto-refresh they tried out in that game thread once.

More nudezzz

Tits & Bacon.

Learn to read and pick one, douche.

LMAO

Up/Down voting similar to StackExchange or Reddit

Your thread starting priviledges revoked .

Eliminating the pathetic sycophancy displayed towards female members.

Tits wrapped in bacon?

Titacons?

Respect

http://i.imgur.com/NvH44WT.gif

ROFL

j/k

Chiefs Super Bowl

We're ****ed.

Why would he have to?

http://i.imgur.com/9O9qXMD.gif

Hookers and Blow.

a war with an equal board

nothing brings people together like war

After reposting my super fun gif and reading your plea for mod privileges

I have to ask

Why?

Why would you want to/ should you mod?

How could my life improve if you had moderator privileges?

LMAO

Just curious.... Sometimes I do read when posting random shizzzz

I'm good with Boobs and Bacon.
Followed by a happy ending.

I don't know how many truisms there are here at Chiefsplanet.

But I can GUARANTEE you this is one of them:

Anybody that WANTS to be a mod here is not fit to BE a mod here.

It is indeed a red flag of sorts

LMAO

Banning trolls

Late Night Bullshit: Tits and Bacon.

this

and MTG has proven time and again to be a flippin' idiot (of course with some of the mods, that MAY be one of the pre-requisites for qualification)

Yeah, thanks for this gift, lol...

I'm good for about 1 of these a year it seems...

I'd say that the one thing I would have preferrred was to limit the personal attacks. I don't want everyone forced to be buddies all the time, but it would be nice if the line was a bit stricter than just leaving family out of the argument. I love a great sarcastic barb, but the stuff thrown around here tends to be vile and hate filled.

But the rules the way they are, I let it go. Probably should have followed my instincts.

Ha! I'm sure Daface still curses me.

Moar thiglyfe!

Less Knowmo

Can we do it survivor style and every month vote one person off the island for a one month ban?

I'll propose a list of things, in descending order.

1. More posts by football-savvy supermodels.

2. More naked pictures of supermodels.

3. Perhaps a nice fruit plate for snacking.

4. A fish tank in the main lounge.

5. Frequent flyer miles for posting.

6. A Chiefsplanet dog.

7. A means of fighting online duels to settle disagreements.

8. Enhanced polling functions such as posting multiple questions and downloading a database of responses.

9. More posts by Chiefs players past and present.

10. The ability to buy things with rep. For example, I could spend 5,000 points of rep to change loochy's avatar for a week. Or 10,000 points of rep to add the words "between the sheets" to the end of all of htismaque's posts for a week.

I've tried to get banned by from this board by being a dick several times and it doesn't seem to work. Apparently, you have show your penis or evade the naughty word filter.

Calling someone a "poo poo head" worked on a cHarger board once and my mere existence worked on a Donkey board. You might be on to something.:hmmm:

What a bunch of pussies...

:hmmm:

Interesting theory.

Damned right! The Mange are a very sensitive group.

Tags

Most excellent.

We really should declare war on another board...preferably one that has nothing to do with sports and won't see it coming.

More copyright/ plagiarized videos.

Geez no one even suggested a Super Bowl trophy??? Granted if everyone had a 'super bowl' too that would probably make things more civil.

More web 2.0 bullshit.

Browse w/ multiple tabs.

Done.

Done.

Not going to happen.

Done.

www.hobowars.com

You'll have to pay a fee for premium content.

Done.

Premium content.

Oh, here you go, by the way:

http://www.aminc.net/AquariumAnimated.gif

Pr0n board

The Chiefs Planet dog is named "Gordo." He's a Border Collie/Pitt Bull mix.

10,000 posts before starting threads.

Pitt bull mix? If this place is anything like the other sites I post on 75% of the people on here will want him euthanized.

Awesome :thumb:

Here is a picture of Gordo:

Merging all DUPE threads

Here is a compromising pic of Gordo that you can use to mock him:

-I like the suggestion of the thumbs up/down button on posts.

-I also like the minimum post count thing for thread starting.

Other than that, and even without that, I'm a happy user.

HAHAHA That would be awesome.

I enjoyed the raid on that crappy Dolphins board years ago.

Rep needs to die in an AIDS fire.

Thumbs up/thumbs down each post would be a suitable replacement.

Facebook sucks.

Live sports book.

This site needs more ladies. Can't imagine why they don't swarm to our charm.

You NOT getting mod powers.

I wish that was a user option instead of a forum option.

Was told it was not, so that is why it was shut off. Bummer

I like the thread concept. Somebody mentioned the other day that our sense of community has disappeared. That's probably my fault. I'll try to do better.

Permaban Phobia... he's the love child of Joseph Mengele and Justin Bieber.

I hear you and all but there's only like 5 of us. There has to be a better use of your vote.

I agree but I don't know who my parents are. A permaban would be awesome, for any made-up reason.

Facebook only sucks if you aren't good at it. That being said, if you want to pin a decline on this site it was when rep was implemented. It lead to the change that Gaz didn't like. It's caused more wars than religion in this mother****er. Just like tags it's uncontrollable what comments you put on.

Phil, I am your father...(I say in a wispy, gravelly voice)

All I need is about 30 minutes of mod privileges to figure out what I'm doing (learning from Sorter's mistake here) and I can make up a reason. :D

It's kinda like the old... I ain't one to gossip take

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but I ain't one to gossip so you ain't heard that from me

The good thing about rep is that you can tell someone that you strongly agree, or that they made you laugh, or that they made you think, without cluttering up the board. The bad thing is that chickenshit, passive aggressive little pussies use it when they are incapable of maintaining a discussion and can't stand it when they lose an argument. The fun thing about rep is that it lets you know who is which.

Banning anyone who takes a tragic news story and turns it into a ****ing pun-a-thon.

Then those same assholes ask for "prayers" for their sick mothers/spouses/dogs.

**** you.

Before rep you knew it the same as everyone else, because it was posted for all to see. This had a chill out effect as well, because if you acted like a total douche EVERYONE would dogpile your ass and then the mods would roll in and satisfy the masses with a funny name change.

After rep a person is stuck in the position of trying to prove it was too much to the crowd.

This.

Makes me wonder if there's a report the admins can run that shows who gives out the most/least negative rep. Would be interesting to see the data.

KILL THE BEAST

There ya go, right there.

It's similar to the PM feature with a cumulative neg/pos affect. I like the feature well enough. It's convenient to me.

That would kill this place faster than just about anything else could.

Meh. I very, very rarely seriously neg rep someone. It's almost always one of those pissy little rep fights. Those can be funny though.

Anti-freeze couldn't kill this place. No way a little respect would.