****Go **** yourself Sandyeggo vs Chiefs game thread****
 

Per Ron Burgandy

**** Buck

Daniel is gonna roast'em toast'em choke'em smoke'em toke'em and okiedoke'em.

He's a driver he's a winner he can feel it in his bones he's a WINNER.

:arrow: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE EGGO YOU GONNA DIE :kc:

Go CHIEFS!!!



5th post and a 5 seed. Free Thig

Bad juju shitty game thread title.

We lose.

It's all KC Tattoo's fault.

**** Buck

I can take the heat for this. It's not going matter if we win or lose this game but if we lose this game and in the playoffs WC we just went up a notch in the draft.

I just put this in the OP thank you threebag02

Go Chuefs!

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This is what Kniles Davis would look like if he were white.

:-(

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Wreck The Chargers

This is going to be a boring game. We're resting our stars, and they're playing for their playoff lives. READ: We will likely get killed.

Not a single **** was given

Preseason game just like last week

Maybe SyPhilis Rivers Will Go All Tony Romo

I ****ing wish. Man last week was depressing

:thumb:

Maybe if they sit K Lewis we can get something out of our net safety after all?

Good luck guys.

Just LOOK at that 230 pound BEAST... a PERFECT mix of power and speed.

Oh eggo, you have no idea what SIGHTS WE HAVE TO SHOW YOU.

.

Eggo Waffles>Sandy Eggo Chargers

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eh, why the hell not?

IN

SO **** it?
love to put up a big rant how the team should try to win this to get momentum, but ehh **** it
if they can't why should I

**** San Diego

San Diego will win by 28.
Nobody should really care.

In I guess.

This feels like a preseason game thread.

Looks like we're up and running again.

Woo hoo. The back ups vs the bolts.

It's the thunda from down unda.

CP hangover?

ugh, quit posting so loud.

LMAO Hope someone didn't have to roust you out of bed, although this place is home to several of us.

I have a theory: Sometimes you get up and pull the plug on the server just to remind us how the head mother in charge is.


It's either that or Phil broke some stuff reading private messages.

I have monitoring stuff set to roust me when certain things (in this case the database engine-MYSQL) fail to respond. So I was rousted by a series of annoying emails and alerts.

It's a good theory but there is no chance I would be up that early on a Sunday unless I hadn't been to bed.

So it was Phil, in the database, with a candlestick.

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Prepare to be disappointed

I'm pretty sure we all know that today's game will end badly for us

No way can we be disappointed knowing pretty much how things are going to go. However we could be pleasantly surprised IF things turn out and Chiefs snatch a win. IF Kniles Davis has a big game and actually holds on to the ball the Dolts could have a rude awakening.


The server has Aids.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Good news for <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Chargers&amp;src=hash">#Chargers</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Chiefs&amp;src=hash">#Chiefs</a> planning to rest RB Jamaal Charles, source says. He won’t be active (as <a href="https://twitter.com/JayGlazer">@JayGlazer</a> said).</p>&mdash; Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/statuses/417344311966302208">December 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I'M RICH BITCH!

Cards gonna beat the 49ers

:LOL:

Playoffs. Playoffs?

I have no desire to go to the local sports bar today in the pouring rain and watch this shitfest. I'm going to kick back and listen to Mitch and Len call the game on KC 101 the Fox.

I don't think I've missed a game since 93 but I'm pretty sure I'll hit the sack soon...

I'm glad the dolphins have got an early game. If they win it'll mean the chargers also have nothing to play for.

The same can be said if Baltimore beats Cincinnati. If the Dolphins or Ravens win, the Bolts are out before stepping on the field against us.

That would be so awesome...LMAO

Middle of 2nd quarter...

Maimi up 7-0

Baltimore down 6-7

Yup.

And I know our game is pretty much pointless for us, but 12-4 seems so much better than 11-5. Also, it wouldn't hurt to finish on a high note.

Means nothing.

Take the higher draft pick...

Yeah but 12-4 with an injury to a starter is def worse than a healthy 11-5 with rested starters.

Oh for sure. I was more talking about our backups winning. If San Diego has nothing to play for, that helps us.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Word here in San Diego is that the <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Chiefs&amp;src=hash">#Chiefs</a> will sit many of their starters today. When I say many, I mean as many as math allows</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/statuses/417370304487243776">December 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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2013 NFL PLAYOFF SCENARIOS FOR WEEK 17



CLINCHED: Denver -- AFC West and first-round bye

New England -- AFC East
The playoff picture
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Cincinnati -- AFC North

Indianapolis -- AFC South

Kansas City -- playoff spot

DENVER BRONCOS (at OAK)

Denver clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:

1) DEN win or tie OR

2) NE loss or tie

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (vs. BUF)

New England clinches a first-round bye with:

1) NE win or tie OR


2) CIN loss or tie + IND loss or tie

New England clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:

1) NE win + DEN loss

CINCINNATI BENGALS (vs. BAL)

Cincinnati clinches a first-round bye with:

1) CIN win + NE loss

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (vs. JAX)

Indianapolis clinches a first-round bye with:

1) IND win + NE loss + CIN loss or tie

MIAMI DOLPHINS (vs. NYJ)

Miami clinches a playoff spot with:

1) MIA win + BAL loss or tie OR

2) MIA win + SD win OR

3) MIA tie + BAL loss + SD loss or tie OR

4) MIA tie + BAL tie + SD tie

BALTIMORE RAVENS (at CIN)

Baltimore clinches a playoff spot with:

1) BAL win + SD loss or tie OR

2) BAL win + MIA loss or tie OR

3) BAL tie + MIA loss + SD loss or tie OR

4) BAL tie + MIA tie + SD loss OR

5) MIA loss + SD loss + PIT loss or tie

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (vs. KC)

San Diego clinches a playoff spot with:

1) SD win + MIA loss or tie + BAL loss or tie OR


PITTSBURGH STEELERS (vs. CLE)

Pittsburgh clinches a playoff spot with:

1) PIT win + MIA loss + BAL loss + SD loss

NFC
CLINCHED: Seattle -- playoff spot

Carolina -- playoff spot

San Francisco -- playoff spot


SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (vs. STL)

Seattle clinches NFC West division and home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:

1) SEA win or tie OR

2) SF loss or tie

CAROLINA PANTHERS (at ATL)

Carolina clinches NFC South division and a first-round bye with:

1) CAR win or tie OR

2) NO loss or tie

Carolina clinches home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:

1) CAR win + SEA loss + SF win

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (at DAL)

Philadelphia clinches NFC East division with:

1) PHI win or tie

CHICAGO BEARS (vs. GB)

Chicago clinches NFC North division with:

1) CHI win or tie

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (at ARI)

San Francisco clinches NFC West division and a first-round bye with:

1) SF win + SEA loss

San Francisco clinches NFC West division and home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:

1) SF win + SEA loss + CAR loss or tie

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (vs. TB)

New Orleans clinches NFC South division and a first-round bye with:

1) NO win + CAR loss

1) NO win OR

2) NO tie + ARI tie OR

3) ARI loss

ARIZONA CARDINALS (vs. SF)

Arizona clinches a playoff spot with:

1) ARI win + NO loss or tie OR

2) ARI tie + NO loss

DALLAS COWBOYS (vs. PHI)

Dallas clinches NFC East division with:

1) DAL win

GREEN BAY PACKERS (at CHI)

Green Bay clinches NFC North division with:

1) GB win

I think this is the first KC game in a while where I can just sit back and relax.

More than anyone I hope they rest Poe.

going to be brutal.

I think i'll flip back and forth, won't be able to stomach the entire game.

If they are going to rest very many starters then they might as well rest them all.

@adamteicher: No sense in playing Smith with a bunch of backups. So I wqould expect Daniel to start, play a lot. Maybe Bray gets in late

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>No sense in playing Smith with a bunch of backups. So I wqould expect Daniel to start, play a lot. Maybe Bray gets in late</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/statuses/417373052632981504">December 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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The Booger show

I'm fine with Teichers tweet, the depth guys need the tuneup before next week.

Looking forward to seeing many of them in extended action... can Chase look decent? will Hemingway or Jenkins step up? is Catapanos pass rush as good as i hope? will Powe know where to line up? is Bray the greatest of all time, or just kinda awesome?

All questions that will be answered today...

:hump::hump::rockon::rockon::grovel:

Bob Dole would bet money that Sandy Eggo goes the first half without a penalty called against them.

:rockon: Chase

Get ready for 120 yards passing and 2 ints.

Halftime

Miami down 14-7

Baltimore down 17-6

In!

That's a damn shame right there.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Chiefs&amp;src=hash">#Chiefs</a> Daniel in warmups has the look of someone getting ready to play ... Alex Smith is visiting with some Chargers, w/o ball in hand</p>&mdash; Randy Covitz (@randycovitz) <a href="https://twitter.com/randycovitz/statuses/417378351494336512">December 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>FWIW, Daniel and Bray doing all the throwing so far in pre-warmups. Team warmups won&#39;t begin for awhile.But Smith isn&#39;t throwing.</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/statuses/417379450003533825">December 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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And Bray is getting a handy from the opposing cheerleaders.

What a stud.