WTF CP?
 

Longest morning of my life!

Welcome back.

Yea, I haven't known what to do with myself. Checking in and server being to busy. Coming back 5 minutes later and same shit. I mean really, what else should I be doing?

Quit bitching and go back to playing hide the sausage with your male lover

The start of another bad day.

Oh man. That one cut me sooooo deep.

They say the first cut is the deepest.

welcome to miserable user assholes/Frazod

Bunch a males, hanging out, hiding the sausage.

Sounds unenjoyable.

They are Sheryl Crow.

What happened?

I think he was referring to Cat Stevens.

This is the pre meltdown meltdown

Silvas leg broke

We landed on the moon

Starters will rest

It's all good. Sheryl Crow prefers the Puntang Clan.

the internet sucks.
just a passing fad

LMAO

Chase Daniel(s)

Tyler Bray

Better get this shit fixed by next week...

True story...

so far.............

ITT: A bunch of people who've never contributed a dime to the site complaining about it's functionality. ;)

whats itt?

So if you donate money, you will have no server issues?


Got it.

Whoa. Real butthurt? Relax young feller. You'll have the same experience as everyone who pays for it that isn't complaining about it. I was just ****ing with you, I had no idea it would work this well!

In this thread.

Your love child is warming up...

I's gunna hide teh sausage!

No worries mate.

I'm not the one asking for money.

Cheers!

I wasn't going to go there... LMAO But my point... LMAO

Nice try. It was ALMOST as passive aggressive as my statement, but it's not my site. Mate.

Relax Sally.

LMAO

Oh, we've gone there. I wasn't the one that got trolled. But hey, get the last word if it makes you feel better!

Jesus guys... I know it's like a 1/2 dose of methadone to an avid heroin addict but there's always CP Downtime when this happens. That's where Fraz and Hootie hang out now, anyway.

Yep I was there for a while. There is also Facebook.

Was it a hardware or software problem? You can PM the answer if would you like just curious. Not suing like some would like to try do.

ID 10 T error by me.

kind of a perfect storm of screw ups. I let the log files go without pruning too long and they filled up a partition that caused the server to crash. No big deal really because it should then reboot and clean things up. Down for just a few minutes... BUT a few months back I was going to upgrade us to VB5 so I set up a clone of the db and went through the steps to make a BETA site for testing. It turned out that VB5 was a complete disaster and not at all ready for prime time. So, I decided to wait for VB5.1 and hope that wouldn't be such a complete failure. Well, I left the VB5 db up so it could easily be upgraded when it came time to test VB5.1. It turns out that the VB5 database tables are so slipshod that when the server rebooted it couldn't even start the MYSQL(our database server) service. I had to go in and manually remove that entire db and do a bunch of nonsense then reboot the machine yet again. THEN the database service had a bunch of "catching up" and maintenance to do before the server settled down.

So that is why it was down for hours instead of minutes.

(Oh and the alerts starting coming in around 8am but I didn't actually get my ass up until 8:30 to start working on it)

Did anyone appreciate that I was able to make Mr. Tomahawk do this with his mouth?

Ya gotta prune on those shit boxes, Kyle