***The Official Bolts vs Bungals Thread***
 

Make our backups proud Phylis.

Go Bolts.

Football needs to die in an 50 Megaton AIDS bomb explosion.

I need to poop.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Buck?

**** the Bolts and the Colts...

Drink AIDS

Laughter is said to be the best medicine. The blackness of my heart wants that at the expense of a Rivers meltdown.

~giddy up

@bylindsayhjones: Notable inactive player for Chargers is starting DT Sean Lissemore (shoulder). He had been listed as questionable.

@ProFootballTalk: Terence Newman inactive for Bengals, after trying to practice Friday http://t.co/8VWPJefhsW

Okay, now I'm getting biblical like messages from the server's god at the top of the pages

I want to make fun of them, but. They have no chant, fight song or superfan of memory. It's just Phylis and Boltman. Most mascots are lame so...

I thought I hallucinated that.

I think we will own the longest playoff win drought record if the bengals win today!

Let's go Bengals!

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**** san diego, go bengals.

Wow, a blitz that brings pressure on the outside and in the middle.


HOW IN THE **** CAN THEY DO THAT? /Sutton

Oh no. I'm pretty sure we're number one in that category.

I realize this is going to make me sound like a bitch, but it just hurts watching football this morning.


But here I am, tuned in anyway.

It's what we are. It's what we do. We are hopelessly addicted.

The bengals last playoff win was 1990.

These.

The bad thing is, to break an addiction you must hit rock bottom.


We blasted through the bedrock years ago. When does the healing begin?

Sigh. Go Bengals.

Bengals are running downhill right now with the emotion of the game opening. Dalton looks like he'll **** it up soon enough, though.

:facepalm: You're right, and I knew that

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C'mon, Cincy, git r dun. I want a Luck/Manning duel, and I want your 3-5 road record and choking QB in Foxboro next week.

I can't pull for either team so I'll pull for the field to collapse.

**** that. I'm not about to listen to that for a week.

NFL official now going over the concussion protocol with the chargers center

His game is over :facepalm:

Can't even watch. Waiting for baseball season.

Woodhead is a small-town kid, small-college player.


I should cheer for him, but I hate his ****ing guts. Why?

oh look, another palooka taking a fall...

Theirs goes back to like 89 or something right now

god, do i hate woodhead.

Chargers looking good so far.

Chargers weren't supposed to be there, the fix is in for the Bengals.

Shoot me in the ****ing face.

Chargers center forced out of the game by concussion rules

I don't recall the concussion rules during the regular season :shrug:

If you're Denver, you don't want to face Rivers and the Chargers next week, right?

Woot!

TD Bolts!

Wearing my powder blue Sproles jersey.

Well, as a Pats fan my ulterior motive is that IMO the Colts have a better chance of beating Denver than SD has... although they looked pretty good on that TD drive...

Refs on Denver's side.

Won't matter, they want Brady vs manning

:hmmm:


So far it looks like the 4 best QB's in the AFC are going to the Divisional Rd.

Coincidence?

Nope

Time for the Bungles to fulfill their playoff doom, as foretold by the elders. Some things will never change.

I want to see the Chargers win. I don't like the Chargers but I want to feel as much pain as possible. I want this to hurt for years. Next week I want there to be a Peyton Manning Phyllis Rivers suck off fest. I'm talking 72 hours of straight media coverage on ESPN and NFL Network.

In that case, your chances of moving on are excellent.

Chiefs let San Diego in the playoffs to beat the Broncos. :)

As bad as it sounds, I want to be punished for the Chiefs failings, too.

Bring on the Luck, Manning, Brady, Rivers circle jerk. Make it hurt.

I'm trying to be positive about tonight but sadly the Niners have our number like the Colts have yours.

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It is time for Andy Dalton to throw his first career playoff TD pass. Like right now.

LMAO

Cue the Pick-6.

If SD wins it will make our loss so much worse. We are capable of beating a Gronk-less Pats team.

"Best 2nd quarter team in the league"


Immediately fumbles snap.

Dalton.


ROFL

Dalton is so bad.

When did Cassel get traded to the bengals?

I don't think they will beat you in that cold..... I think you have a serious homefield advantage today.

That was the equivilant of when the official is revewing a challenge and they wait for the network booth announcer to make the call before they come out and announce thier decision.

I still can't believe we ****ing lost last night.

he looks dazed and confused

I almost forgot about it until you said something.

I feel terrible for you guys, I really thought you had it. :(

That last Rivers pass was Cassellesque.

I just put the announcers on mute, just in case they mention the game.

Ever notice QB's miss wide open receivers when they play anyone but us? We are career makers.

They already talked about the "successful" fake punt."

Pressure my friend.

Pressure.

Nfl officials taking players out of the game

They ****ed us yesterday with that

They won't allow players to come back at all

San Diego center gone

I wonder if Bill Leavy is wearing his Rivers jersey today.

Cincinnati chili is only famous for causing diarrhea.

Cincinnati is famous for its chili? I thought it was famous for WKRP.

Fixed my own post.

I can't believe you scored that many points in the first half without JC..... I was predicting a blowout when he had that "I am Batman" look in his eyes...]



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Watch - the Chargers will win the next two...

Chiefs tackling technique on display.

And again.

Where was that whistle last week. LMAO

No whistle on forward progress. Hmmm.