Broncos and Chargers Luxury Box - Would You Do It?
 

My wife got invited to watch the Broncos and Chargers in a luxury suite this weekend. They get a four-course meal and all sorts of stuff. Spouses are invited.

Now, I'm going to be out of town so I don't have to make this decision. But would you go to a Broncos-Chargers playoff game in a luxury box with a four-course meal?

Twist my arm.

Free?

Yes.

Do I get to meet 5 Head?

Yes

Meh. It will be tasteless but I'd do it.
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Are weapons of mass destruction allowed in the stadium?

Yes. Peyton will be there.

Dude, I actually suggested you. None of our employees could go, so she decided to take a girlfriend of hers. I was all like, "I know a guy who would probably really like to go." I didn't position you well enough, though.

I would go. Probably try to take a huge dump though while there.

Wow, I don't feel so bad now. Because if I was available I would have done it, but I would have been afraid to face you guys afterwards. Apparently I'm not the only one who would go.

That's very kind of you.

To tell the truth, if there was an actual Broncos fan available, that was a better choice. They'll have a story to tell their tribe.

And wipe boogers on the glass...

I'd put shame on you if you went to a Chiefs game though...

Sure. And I'd be polite and respectful. But I'd wear a Chiefs cap or something. Some kinda Chiefs gear.

Yeah, her friend is a big Broncos fan. She was quite pleased to get the invitation, and warned that she would cry if the Broncos lost.

I remember when I had enough tears to cry over a loss.

I took off my Chiefs sweat shirt before going out for pizza tonight. I didn't want people to look at me and think, "That poor bastard, will he never learn?"

I go, but no way in hell do I cheer for the ****ing donkeys.

Definitely would.

You don't dip the colors, dude.

I assumed that that went without saying.

All of this minus the polite and respectful part. I'd poopoo and potty all over that suite. That last Chiefs game made me allllll sorts of crazy...

I've gone to a few free Bronco games. Add in a suite during a playoff game...hell yeah!

Yeah. I'm still crushed and I'd go.

Upper Decker.

My niece is going a company she'e doing work for gave it to her. Id defiantly go and Rainman if you could go and didn't you would get more crap here for turning it down than going. If you were going I would tell you to wear sd gear under a sport coat and sweater. Then right at kickoff BOOM

What in the ****?

LMAO

Truth be told I would have a hard time not rooting against and screaming at 5 head.

Wow.

Is that bignasty's mult?

Why not prob never going back.

:facepalm: :facepalm:

LMAO

Have your wife hide a chiefs jersey somewhere like the redsox guy tried to do at new yankee stadium.

You're seriously contemplating this? Of course you should go

He can't go he's going out of town. His ? is would you.

I suppose I should read the entire thread instead of just the first sentence.

How do you keep typing? I would have pissed my pants and passed out before I could post like that.

Amazing.:thumb:

Wasn't getting on your shit cause I do that too.

You know who could pull it off? Adam Sandler would be perfect. A blue collar scream from the stands kind of guy invited to a suite and suffering trying to behave and fit in with the wine and cheese crowd. Then at kick off he snaps.

Ugh, no.

Pretty easy to understand, actually..

Is there part of "free" that I'm not understanding? Heck yeah I'd go.
I'd probably just sit on my hands as far as rooting for one of the teams. Can't pull for Denver, obviously. But having the Chargers advance when they shouldn't even be in the playoffs if not for that BS ending vs KC a couple weeks ago, that would piss me off.

I'd go.

But I wouldn't be able to resist putting a very small arrowhead sticker on the bottom of a table or chair while wishing decades of suckdom upon the franchise while applying it.

I'd go and cheer my loudest for Phyllis.

DT

That's a great idea. If I was going, I'd do that.

This thread is eye-opening. I figured I'd get some flak for even considering it. I never would've guessed that a strong majority would go.

Hell yes I would go.

too much chance of that being found. It would have to be something that doesn't get checked often. Something permanently attached or between wallboards.

Not for all of King Midas' silver.

Really? That surprises me someone as hardcore as you.

Not after the game last weekend.

I'd go in a New York minute. To be honest, it'd be a nice refreshing change to get the pampered treatment while watching a game I had no emotional investment in whatsoever.

Hell yes you should do it. Experiences like that don't come around very often.

Well, it would make a good position for a sniper nest. Are .30-06's allowed in the stadium ?

That, of course, would depend solely on its ability to fit it inside one of the new custom NFL clear bags.

Free food and booze on them? Hell to the yes I'd go. I'd get all drunk and puke all over the place...guilt free!

Seriously, I'd go and enjoy the experience. I'd like to go to a game at Incestco some day, preferably a Chiefs game.

Of course you take that. Tickets to a luxury suite, plus the chance you'll witness another Denver one-and-done, all while in the comfort of the experience being free.

I would upper deck the toilet, but it would go.

Hell yes I would do it.


I have been to Broncos games without the Chiefs playing. It's NFL football!

I'd go and wear a Chiefs jersey lol

Of course, and it would be worth it to see the Philips crush the hopes of the Mannings live.

Of course. Why not?

i voted no

but i lied

All Of This

wear some super tiny, pee-wee football shoulder pads and go as Ed McCaffrey.

if you're really hardcore you could give yourself a concussion before entering the suite

See Denver lose at home again, in person?

Oh yeah, I'd be up for that.

You can root for injuries, right?

I would have to regretfully accept.

Ok, I have to ask....whats up with the Broncos avi?

Eat a free meal and get to watch a Broncos meltdown in person? Yeah I'd go.

I don't think I'd go unless it was a business thing.

If it were me, I'd go buy a nice sd polo, go there, get totally shit faced drunk, and puke all over when it was finished.

Hopefully yelling "**** YOU MANNING" after the broncos got beat.

I would go be nice to everyone, but go to the restroom, take a poop not flush and pee on the seat. I hate the Donkeys

Pee in the water tank, so when they flush the toilet it's like congrats you just flushed my pee into the toilet.

Excellent first post, n00b.

Welcome. Eat our food, drink our beer, **** our women.

Thanks...I like the term Noob.. Sounds like boob, found a bunch of those in the pictures thread. :p