The sweet taste of Manning tears
 

How will you be celebrating the defeat of Peyton Manning and those jackass Donkeys?

Will you be signing up on a Broncos forum to talk shit after they lose to the Seahawks? Will you call a Donk fan you know, and rub it in their face that noodle neck lost it for them? I personally plan to walk up to a Donk fan in the bar after the loss, and open hand slap him in the face.

Please discuss.

getting ahead of ourselves here

We haven't been to a GD Super Bowl in 40 years and we are suppose to make fun of them if they lose?

Those Seahawks play some nasty shit defense and I'm curious to see how they play without their home crowd. Denver also will be without the home crowd but they play much more in the cold.

They could cripple Peyton....

Well shit yea. What, should we celebrate them winning instead? I mean, if we can't win it we might as well enjoy the suffering of our mortal enemy

Dumb.

Denver, you suck!

/Chiefs fan

Manning wins

It won't ****ing matter to me one damn bit.

You goto hell. You goto hell and you die.

Hell yes we should. Second place is no better than last place in pro sports. They have to win or they have failed with a qb they gavd 40 MIL to.

This will PM last game win or lose. He knows he will not get there again either way.

If Fivehead doesn't win it all with THIS team, there is no erasing the choke artist label. Go Seahawks!

Uh, yeah. That is what rival fans do.

Duh.

Denver has already won the game as far as I'm concerned.

I bet you support NAMBLA too

What? They will lose. Seattle will pound on them all over.

If anyone can stop that offense, it's Seattle.

LMAO

Yes.

No one remembers Super Bowl losers.

They deserve no respect.

Oh I will yuck it up all time if they lose can count on that, but I am bitter fan right now.

If anything, you can laugh at Denver more than usual if they lose.

This is it for Manning. He won't be coming back at age 38 and replicating what he did this year.

This is their last gasp at a SB for awhile and it would be hilarious if they paid Manning all that money and came up short.

Hope is not reality.

Witty. What are you, 12?

Mannings urine is bitter in chiefs fans mouth.

The mods should change your username to Sandusky. You're probably the first person I have ever met whose mind went, in an unequivocal straight line, from the outcome of a football game to butt sex with boys.

If I were, wouldn't you, a NAMBLA supporter, be interested in me?

Woah Woah, I'm talking about NAMBLA the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

You don't think he can do it again next year?

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, accuses me of looking like Marlon Brando you little shit stain!

Calm down Dave Navarro

The guy had the best season for a QB, ever.

Chances are he'll decline.

Only because if the Manning-gate scandal

Maybe it's just because the Chiefs haven't won a playoff game in 20 years, but I'd consider a Super Bowl loss to be a wildly successful season. Manning probably wouldn't be happy about it, but acting like he'll be distraught is silly.

This.

All you'd really have to do is check your bank account

wrong

i remember the hell outta the bills

Make no mistake about it, the Broncos are going to win.

The upside is that Manning will then retire.

I don't think either happens.

I don't think the Broncos win.

If they do win I don't see Manning retiring...

Of course, we all know this is rigged, so matchups don't matter. We only need to break the game down by talking about what possible storylines the NFL might want to advance.

Will Manning retire and vacate the championship? Will there be a heel turn for Russell Wilson? At a critical moment, will Tom Brady run out onto the field and hit the referee with a folding chair?

He owns the record books, he silences his critics, and he goes out a winner.

He's already told a few people as much...

I read somewhere that Manning has a neck evaluation coming in March. Built into his contract.

Who? The only thing I've seen is him saying is that he'll have his neck evaluated and go from there.

I think these guys quit when they're ready (or forced) to stop playing and 'going out a winner' doesn't much enter into it. Elways was going to retire anyway. Ray Lewis was going to retire anyway.

See, that would actually be something worth watching.

It's the Super Bowl so anything can happen, but I tend to favor the Broncos in this game. Sherman will take D Thomas out of the game but then they still have Julius Thomas, Decker, and Welker. Not to mention Moreno out of the backfield.

Seattles defense is not the same outside of their stadium, plus Wilson is not a great qb yet.

I think it will be close with Denver winning at the end.

They've talked about it on ESPN, NFLN, and Sirius. He's been hinting to friends and others for months that if they win it all, he'd strongly consider retiring.

Pretty much the way I see it too.

1993

Hinting that he'd consider it? Meh, sounds like something a reporter says so they'll have something to fill airtime.

I don't buy it for a second either.

He's currently finishing the greatest season ever by a qb. So clearly he should hang em up. :hmmm:

He's had two nearly career threatening injuries. Why risk it when there's nothing left to gain. He'll have won rings with two different teams and rewritten the record books in the process.

It isn't just one reporter, so there's that.

Hopefully Fivehead retires in shame after throwing yet another game-losing pick-six in the Super Bowl. We're all sick of him. And hopefully Brady retires soon after him.

Some of these guys just report what the other reporter said.

He may retire, I have no insider info. I'm just saying that it is an easy story for the ESPN guys or whoever to fill airtime with and all they have to do is say he's dropped "hints" that he'd "consider" it. Those so-called "hints" could actually be absolutely nothing.

What does he have to gain? A shitload of money, more records (all-time passing yards, TDs), another SB.

Are there any passing records he does not own? I have no idea?

A lot of these guys fear the end. Not saying Peyton does, but many pros work so hard to get to and stay on top, that they don't know what they would do without that structure and discipline. T.O comes to mind as someone like that.

I just don't see him retiring while he's still so dominant. I watched him for many years as a Colts fan and I honestly believe he's NEVER been better than he is right now.

He risked it every time he's ever stepped on the football field. How is it any different now?

Of course, he does have young children, so that may factor in.

I don't know, I just don't see it.

He may fear that people still believe that Eli is better.

Career TDs he would easily get next year. Career passing yards he would need next year and 1 more year.

I'd assume there's some of the more obscure records he doesn't have yet. Most 300 yard games? 400 yard games? I don't know about those.

His neck is a wildcard of course, but you only get one chance at this career. I don't think these guys hang it up until they are good and ready to do so (or are forced to). There's really no coming back, so they have to be damn sure they're ready or it will eat at them that they still had something in the tank.

Maybe it's happened, but I just con't remember anyone who wasn't already planning to retire, suddenly retire after winning so they could "go out on top." I think 'going out on top' is something fans make more of than the players.

So childish and stupid. Just because we suck doesn't mean we have to act like that. Besides, it's in our best interest if manning wins. We want his ass retired!

Calm down Mr. Garrison.

Manning will win in blowout.

If you're so sure of yourself then go to Vegas.

Exactly. As I've said before. This is the NFL Attitude Era.

Uh, a couple.


Drew Brees National Football League records

Most consecutive games with at least 1 TD pass - 54 [35]
Highest completion percentage, season – 71.2% (2011)
Most Seasons with 5,000+ passing yards - 4 (2008, 2011-2013)
Most completions in a season – 468 (2011)
Most 400+ completion seasons, career – 6 (2007-2008, 2010-2013)
Most consecutive 400+ completion seasons, career – 4 (2010-2013)
Most consecutive 350+ completion seasons, career – 8 (2006-2013)
Most consecutive seasons with 4,000+ passing yards – 8 (2006-2013)
Most consecutive seasons with 4,000+ passing yards and 30+ Touchdowns – 6, 2008-2013
Most consecutive seasons with 5,000+ passing yards – 3 (2011-2013)
Most consecutive seasons with 5,000+ passing yards and 30+ Touchdowns – 3, 2011-2013
Most games with 5+ touchdown passes, career – 8 (tied with Peyton Manning)
Most games with 3+ touchdown passes/300+ yards passing - 43 (tied with Peyton Manning)
Most games with 5+ touchdown passes and no interceptions, career – 6
Most seasons with 70% pass completion rate (minimum 100 attempts per season) - 2 (2009 & 2011)
Most games with 30+ completions and 80% pass completion rate, career - 5
Most games with more than 80% pass completion rate, career (minimum 20 attempts per game) - 14
Most games with more than 80% pass completion rate and no interceptions, career (minimum 20 attempts per game) - 12
Most games with more than 80% pass completion rate, season (minimum 20 attempts per game) - 3 (tied with Ben Roethlisberger and Brett Favre)
Most games with more than 70% pass completion rate, season (minimum 20 attempts per game) - 10 (2011)
Most games with more than 70% pass completion rate and no interceptions, career (minimum 20 attempts per game) - 39
Most games, 250+ yards passing, season - 16 (2011)
Most 300+ yard passing games in a season – 13 (2011)
Most consecutive 300+ yard passing games – 9 (2011–2012, 2012-2013)
Most consecutive 300+ yard passing games (regular season and postseason combined)– 11 (2011-2012)
Most passing yards in first half of a regular season game — 346 (11/4/2007 vs. Jaguars)
Most games, 350+ yards passing, career - 41
Most games, 350+ yards passing, season - 8 (2011)
Most consecutive games with 350+ yards passing – 4 (Weeks 3,4,5,6; 2011)
Most passing yards in a season in away games - 2,852 (2011)
Most consecutive 400+ yard passing games - 2 (postseason games 2012) - tied with several other players
Most consecutive games with 450+ yards passing – 2 (postseason games 2012)
Most games with 400 yards passing and no interceptions, career - 9 combined (7 regular season, 2 postseason)
Most games with 20+ completions, season – 16 (2010-2012)
Most consecutive games with 20+ completions – 57 (2009–2013) [36]
Most consecutive games with 25+ completions - 11 (11/25/2012-10/06/2013)
Most games with 30+ completions, season – 9 (2011)
Most games with 30+ completions, career – 39
Most games with 30+ completions and no interceptions, career – 19
Most games with 39+ completions, career – 4 combined (2 regular season, 2 playoff games)
Most passing completions per game, career – 24.09 comp/game
Most passing attempts per game, career – 36.55 att/game
Most passing attempts per game, postseason- 42.27 att/game
Most passing yards per game, career – 274.63 yards/game
Most passing completions per game, season – 29.25 comp/game (2011)
Most passing completions per game, postseason - 27.82 comp/game
Most passing yards per game, season – 342.25 yards/game (2011)
Highest post-season completion percentage, career – 65.8%
Lowest post-season interception percentage, career – 1.29%
Highest average passing yards per game in postseason- 321.73 (11 games)
Most completions in a Super Bowl – 32 (Super Bowl XLIV, tied with Tom Brady)[37]
Most completions in a playoff game – 40 (at San Francisco, 1/14/2012)
Most pass attempts in a playoff game with zero interceptions – 60 (at Seattle, 1/8/2011)[38]
Most pass completions in a playoff game with zero interceptions – 39 (at Seattle, 1/8/2011)[38]
Most passing yards in a playoff game with zero interceptions – 466 (vs. Detroit, 1/7/2012)
Most consecutive pass attempts without an interception during the playoffs – 226 (January 21, 2007 – January 14, 2012)
Most Consecutive Playoff Games, 2+ Touchdown Passes - 7 (2006 – 2012) (tied with Terry Bradshaw and Joe Montana)
Most Playoff Games, 400+ yards passing - 3 (2011-2012)(Consecutive)
Most Consecutive Playoff Games, 450+ yards passing - 2 (2012)
Best Passing Touchdown to Interception ratio in postseason - 4-1 (24 TD Passes - 6 interceptions)
Best Completions to Interception ratio in postseason - 51-1 (306 Completions - 6 interceptions)
Best Passing Yards to Interception ratio in postseason - 589.83-1 (3,539 Passing Yards - 6 interceptions)
Best Passing Touchdown per Game Average, Postseason - 2.182 (24 TD Passes/11 postseason games)
Most consecutive postseason games with 30+ pass completions- 4 (2/7/2010–1/14/2012)
Fastest player to reach for 40,000 career passing yards-152 GP
Fastest player to reach for 50,000 career passing yards-183 GP

New Orleans Saints franchise records
Career records

Most Career Wins by a Starting Quarterback - 80 (2006-2013)
Most Completions, Career - 3,356 (2006-2013)
Most Pass Attempts, Career - 4,990 (2006-2013)
Highest Comp. %, Career – 67.26% (2006-2013)
Most Passing Yards, Career - 38,733 (2006-2013)
Most Touchdown Passes, Career – 283 (2006-2013)
Highest Yards Per Attempt, Career – 7.76 (2006-2013) [39]
Most Yards Per Game, Career - 304.98 (2006-2013) 127 games
Highest Passer Rating, Career – 99.0 (2006-2013) [39]
Most Career 4th Quarter Comeback Wins - 17 (2006-2013)
Most Career Game Winning Drives - 24 (2006-2013)
Most 4,000 Yard Passing Seasons – 8 (2006–2013) [39]
Most Consecutive 4,000 Yard Passing Seasons – 8 (2006–2013) [39] NFL Record
Most Games w/400+ Yards Passing, Career - 10 (2006-2013)
Most Games w/300+ Yards Passing, Career - 71 (2006-2013)
Most Consecutive Games w/300+ Yards Passing – 9 (2011-2012; 2012-2013) [40] NFL Record
Most Consecutive Games with at least 1 TD Pass - 54 (2009–2012) NFL Record
Most Consecutive Seasons with at least 25 touchdown passes - 8 (2006–2013)
Most Pro Bowl Selections - 7 (2006, 2008-2013) (tied with Willie Roaf)

Season records

Most Wins in a Regular Season by a Starting QB - 13 (2009 and 2011)
Most Completions, Season – 468 (2011) [39] NFL Record
Most Pass Attempts, Season – 670 (2012) [39]
Highest Comp. %, Season – 71.23% (2011) [39] NFL Record
Most Games w/300+ Yards Passing, Season – 13 (2011) [40] NFL Record
Most Passing Yards in a single season – 5,476 yards (2011)
Most Touchdown Passes, Season – 46 (2011) [39]
Most Passing Interceptions - 22 (tied with Aaron Brooks)
Highest Yards Per Attempt, Season – 8.5 (2009) [39]
Highest Passer Rating, Season – 110.6 (2011) [39]
Most Game Winning Drives in a Single Season - 6 (2009)

Single-game records

Most Completions, Game – 39 (twice) vs. Denver, 9/21/2008 and vs. St. Louis, 12/15/2013 [41]
Most Pass Attempts, Game – 60 (tied with Aaron Brooks) [42]
Most Consecutive Completions – 19 (twice) vs. Tampa Bay, 12/27/2009 and vs. Dallas, 11/10/2013 [42]
Highest Comp. %, Game (Min. 20 attempts) - 88.6% vs. Indianapolis, 10/23/2011
Most Passing Yards, Game – 510 vs. Cincinnati, 11/19/2006 [42] (tied for 9th highest in NFL history)
Most Touchdown Passes and on Opening Day, Game – 6 vs. Detroit, 9/13/2009 (tied with Billy Kilmer)
Highest Yards Per Attempt, Game - 16.1 vs. New England, 11/30/2009
Highest Passer Rating, Game - 158.3 vs. New England, 11/30/09 Tied NFL Record

Postseason records

Most Playoff Starts – 10
Most Playoff Wins by a Starting Quarterback - 6
Most Completions, Playoff Career - 275
Most Completions, Playoff Game - 40 at San Francisco, 1/14/2012 NFL Record
Most Pass Attempts, Playoff Career - 423
Most Pass Attempts, Playoff Game - 63 at San Francisco, 1/14/2012
Highest Completion Percentage, Playoff Career - 65.01%
Highest Completion Percentage, Playoff Game – 82.05% vs. Indianapolis, 2/7/2010
Most Passing Yards, Playoff Career - 3,220
Most Passing Yards, Playoff Game - 466 vs. Detroit, 1/7/2012
Most Touchdown Passes, Playoff Career - 22
Most Touchdown Passes, Playoff Game – 4 at San Francisco, 1/14/2012 (tied with Aaron Brooks)
Highest Yards Per Pass Attempt in Playoffs - 7.61
Most Yards Per Game Career in Playoffs with Saints - 322 (10 games)
Highest Passer Rating, Playoff Game – 131.4 vs. Detroit, 1/7/2012
Most Postseason Games w/400+ Yards Passing, Career - 3 NFL Record
Most Consecutive Games w/400+ Yards Passing – 2 (2012 postseason)
Most Postseason Games w/300+ Yards Passing, Career - 5

San Diego Chargers franchise records

Most Consecutive Attempts, None Intercepted – 194 (Oct. 17 through Dec 5, 2004)

Other notable accomplishments

NFL Record for most consecutive games with a touchdown pass. (54)
2nd place with most consecutive uninterrupted games with at least one touchdown pass: (43)
First and only quarterback to throw for 5,000 yards in consecutive seasons (2011-2013)
First and only quarterback in Saints history to throw for 4,000+ yards in a season (2006-2013)
First and only quarterback in Saints history to throw for 40+ TD's in a season (2011)
First quarterback in NFL history to pass for 40 or more TD's in consecutive seasons (2011-2012)[43]
First quarterback in NFL History to surpass 3,000 passing yards by Week 9. (3,004 yards in 2011)[44]
First quarterback in NFL History to surpass 4,000 passing yards in the first 12 games. (4,031 yards in 2011)[45]
First quarterback in NFL History to surpass 5,000 passing yards in the first 15 games. (5,087 yards in 2011)
First player in NFL history to pass for 5,000 yards in more than one season (2008, 2011-2013)
First player in NFL history to complete 70% of passes in more than one season (2009 & 2011)
First player in NFL history to pass for 400 completions in more than one season (2007-2008, 2010-2013)
Led NFL in passing yards four times (2006, 2008, 2011, 2012)
Led NFL in touchdown passes four times (2008-2009, 2011-2012)
Led NFL in completions three times (2007, 2008, 2011)
Led NFL in completion percentage three times (2009, 2010, 2011)
Led NFL in passer rating in 2009 (109.6)[46]

houstonwhoday,

So in your opinion is Brees any good? Please explain, thanks.


Respectfully,

GG

Yes, because winning the ****ing SB is the motivating factor behind retirement.

Fool...

Manning is HOF first ballad when he retires and gets ready in five years just if and when!

Can anybody taste them yet

I'm swimming in them!

i came

The best was posting (for all my Donk fan friends to see) something absolutely passive aggressive to rub it in:

"I love a good Donkey beatdown as much as the next Chiefs fan, but I'd at least like to see them make a game of it."

The only thing better than the Chiefs winning it all, is another team winning it all in the manner I wish the Chiefs would play.

Worked for the Ravens, Pats and Bucs in the past dozen years.

And the Hawks ran it LIKE A BAUCE, and Joe Seahawk got to see it live. I'm a ****ing pig in slop, all things considered.