Anybody ever? ...Part 3 (The Final Chapter)
 

Gotten a blumpkin?

Defined on Urban Dictionary:

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Is there a better feeling then taking a shit while getting head? If there is I would like to know what it is.

Not yet.

Interesting....I'll ask the old lady what she thinks.

Keep us posted

I'll pm pics

uhhhh......

Ive made the push wife said no way.

Reminds me of the movie "Dead Snow".


A fat dude just finishes taking a shit in an outhouse when a super hot chick comes in and rides him on the toilet with his pants around his ankles.

Prefer a video?

Yeah like a homemade gif?

I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't want anyone near that region whilest poopage is occurring. Call it a lack of self confidence or what you will?

Overall, sounds like a disgusting practice, wouldn't respect a girl [or guy] who gave one.

But the thought that a money shot might also break something free up in there, . . fleetingly intriguing.

Yes, had one before. It was pretty shitty actually
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Handle your business...

Not sure if I could even get it up while shitting. Also her head bob would disrupt my Sports Illustrated reading. Oh and last minor detail, I'm fairly sure my wife would punch me if I even brought up the idea.

chick's head is right down there above where the stink release hole is?

ROFL

Gross

Some of you dudes creep me out a little with your insistence on discussion sex and feces...

Is it too early to start yelling for Katipan?

(Cross-thread humor, I'm only joking, Katipan. Please don't do me in the ass.)

How about a Portugese Breakfast?

I'd watch your ass if I were you. o:-)

I was wondering if it was as exciting with the roles reversed. Wanna find out?

:bolt:

Two shots. One kill.

I just asked my fiance.

negative.

Okay, it's cool. Now you can marry her.

If she'd have said yes I'd be advising you to trade her in.

No, but I used to know a guy who liked to make his girl do that as some kind of power trip... he was a real piece of crap.

Now, what is it called when the chick is taking a dump and the dude hops up out of bed and throws his pecker in her mouth? Because I've actually seen that happen. Wish I was passed out but I saw it.

Yeah, I've done this. But not on purpose. I think I had some bad indian food. LMAO

ROFL

So blumpkins don't seem to be as big as hit as one would think

Current gf is a no go

Never heard of it? Who makes this stuff up?

Creepy

Go to urban dictionary. You'll see all kinds of crazy shit

The proper term for this is Hot Carl.

So of you have way too much time on your hands...

Sorry what'd you say? I was distracted by the bubbles

I believe this is called a Blump. Blumpkin is when the service is performed by a relative, usually a cousin, e.g. "kin."

And, no. Gross.

NO.

FREAK.

One year I named my fantasy football team "The Splashing Blumpkins."

Does that count?

ESPN did reject it eventually. But that's ok because the "White Mandingos" then went championship.

The actual act itself?

Not so much. I feel like if I ever found a girl with such questionable morals and poor decision making skills to want to do that I'd need to make it really worth her while and I'm not sure I have the fortitude to go on a 6 week nothing but rum and mangoes diet to make that happen.

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