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Omaha 05-07-2014 12:41 PM

Chick fight results in a shovel to the head
 
I didn't see this on here.

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The rumor was that the chick died, but she apparently didn't.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5267723.html

ToxSocks 05-07-2014 12:52 PM

ROFL

Halfcan 05-07-2014 12:52 PM

That is one way to handle it.

ToxSocks 05-07-2014 12:52 PM

Oh wait...sorry....That's terrible. Teen violence and so forth and so forth.

Beef Supreme 05-07-2014 12:53 PM

It's already in the epic win thread for some reason.

The girl in black takes it in the face like a champ. Of course those must be some powerful punches ...

keg in kc 05-07-2014 12:53 PM

2 minute commercial for birth control.

The Franchise 05-07-2014 12:53 PM

That chick in the black needs to learn how to block.........

ToxSocks 05-07-2014 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 10607333)
It's already in the epic win thread for some reason.

The girl in black takes it to the face like a champ. Of course those must be some powerful punches ...

Should be in the epic FAIL thread instead.

ToxSocks 05-07-2014 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10607334)
2 minute commercial for birth control.

haha.

Maybe im an asshole, i don't know, but i found the entire video to be pretty funny, especially the crying at the end.

loochy 05-07-2014 12:58 PM

I was really digging that fight

SeeingRed 05-07-2014 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 10607338)
haha.

Maybe im an asshole, i don't know, but i found the entire video to be pretty funny, especially the crying at the end.

ya well laughing at a teenage girl taking a shovel to the head is a bit off for sure :spock:

teedubya 05-07-2014 01:06 PM

GET OUTTA MY YARD!!

jerryforeverrice80 05-07-2014 01:10 PM

shes good at hitting moving targets.

The Franchise 05-07-2014 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerryforeverrice80 (Post 10607370)
shes good at hitting moving targets.

But she sucks at not getting hit in the face or kicked in the stomach.

loochy 05-07-2014 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10607373)
But she sucks at not getting hit in the face or kicked in the stomach.

dude, she has a reach of like 6 inches. give her a break

ToxSocks 05-07-2014 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeeingRed (Post 10607353)
ya well laughing at a teenage girl taking a shovel to the head is a bit off for sure :spock:

Meh.

It's right there with all of the other stupid videos of some teen doing something stupid. Nut shot videos, face plant videos, etc.

Beef Supreme 05-07-2014 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10607335)
That chick in the black needs to learn how to block.........

She had her hands up the whole time ROFL, yet didn't seem to make the connection that she was supposed to block with them.

raybec 4 05-07-2014 01:15 PM

17 posts and not one too fat? WTF is wrong with CP today?

ToxSocks 05-07-2014 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 10607384)
17 posts and not one too fat? WTF is wrong with CP today?

I was going to open with is...but lets be honest....

The teen that got knocked out had a nice little a.....

Paperboy405 05-07-2014 01:18 PM

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Jimmya 05-07-2014 01:21 PM

Perfect hit!

-King- 05-07-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paperboy405 (Post 10607391)
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If you're going to embed a video, make sure you turn the ****ing sound off.
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BandwagonChiefsFan 05-07-2014 01:26 PM

Was the fight even real?

Munson 05-07-2014 01:27 PM

Ban assault shovels!

SeeingRed 05-07-2014 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10607335)
That chick in the black needs to learn how to block.........

actually her head hurt the other girl's hand. You could see the redhead's aggression change after she realized her hand was hurt. Here is the full video of it. The red head is 18 and the other girl is 14…i was rooting for the small one….shovel hit was a bit violent however. Catscan revealed girl has a concussion and had bleeding on the ear drum.

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tooge 05-07-2014 01:30 PM

I'm going to go get my bb gun. comes out with a shovel. Love it.

seclark 05-07-2014 01:30 PM

ROFL
couldn't hardly hear a word they were saying, but I sure heard that "clang!" when the shovel hit the dome.
sec

tooge 05-07-2014 01:31 PM

Oh, and would not

ToxSocks 05-07-2014 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeeingRed (Post 10607434)
actually her head hurt the other girl's hand. You could see the redhead's aggression change after she realized her hand was hurt. Here is the full video of it. The red head is 18 and the other girl is 14…i was rooting for the small one….shovel hit was a bit violent however. Catscan revealed girl has a concussion and had bleeding on the ear drum.

<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/Shee1xZK92w?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/Shee1xZK92w?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

Oh she's 18? Well then...

Yeah the red head has a nice little ass on her.

The Franchise 05-07-2014 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeeingRed (Post 10607434)
actually her head hurt the other girl's hand. You could see the redhead's aggression change after she realized her hand was hurt. Here is the full video of it. The red head is 18 and the other girl is 14…i was rooting for the small one….shovel hit was a bit violent however. Catscan revealed girl has a concussion and had bleeding on the ear drum.

<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/Shee1xZK92w?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/Shee1xZK92w?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

ROFL

There's just so much to laugh at.

frankotank 05-07-2014 01:47 PM

stop hitting my face!

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King_Chief_Fan 05-07-2014 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 10607436)
ROFL
couldn't hardly hear a word they were saying, but I sure heard that "clang!" when the shovel hit the dome.
sec

you could hear skinny thumping shorty on the forehead also

Ceej 05-07-2014 01:53 PM

ECW! ECW! ECW!

Nickel D 05-07-2014 02:04 PM

"I think I just broke my hand with your face..."

:D

Omaha 05-07-2014 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10607375)
dude, she has a reach of like 6 inches. give her a break

Like watching T-Rex try to box.

LoneWolf 05-07-2014 02:10 PM

Video of young girls fighting ending with shovel to head. I can dig it.

Deberg_1990 05-07-2014 02:11 PM

Was this in Independence Mo?

loochy 05-07-2014 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10607563)
Video of young girls fighting ending with shovel to head. I can dig it.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uu4wS_Az7q...man_dig_it.png

Valiant 05-07-2014 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 10607337)
Should be in the epic FAIL thread instead.

Bullshit, that shovel is all win.

Gonzo 05-07-2014 02:36 PM

Inbred shovel wackers would be a great band name.

cosmo20002 05-07-2014 02:46 PM

The fight was kind of civilized in a way, before the appearance of the shovel.

ptlyon 05-07-2014 02:47 PM

"That uppity bitch hit me over the head with a shovel. I would appreciate it if you could find it in your heart to hang her from her neck until she was dead."

cosmo20002 05-07-2014 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeeingRed (Post 10607434)
actually her head hurt the other girl's hand. You could see the redhead's aggression change after she realized her hand was hurt. Here is the full video of it. The red head is 18 and the other girl is 14…i was rooting for the small one….shovel hit was a bit violent however. Catscan revealed girl has a concussion and had bleeding on the ear drum.

<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/Shee1xZK92w?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/Shee1xZK92w?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

7:48--
Dude says, "You wanna go back to my house--I have a First Aid kit." LAMO

hometeam 05-07-2014 02:56 PM

saw this the other day on reddit.

1. These bitches cant fight

2. The girl that got hit with the shovel flopped harder than a soccer player. Im sure it hurt but it barely touched her. Cmon gurl!

Analysis complete.

saphojunkie 05-07-2014 03:00 PM

Video of teenage girl getting in the face with a goddamn shovel = CP doubled over laughing.

Teenage girl reads a paragraph in book about sex = CP is outraged.

This ****ing place, I tell you.

cosmo20002 05-07-2014 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10607711)
saw this the other day on reddit.

1. These bitches cant fight

2. The girl that got hit with the shovel flopped harder than a soccer player. Im sure it hurt but it barely touched her. Cmon gurl!

Analysis complete.

Sounded like a pretty solid "thwunk" to me. Like Moe nailing Curly.

Aries Walker 05-07-2014 03:01 PM

I thought they were doing a dare or something at first. Their line readings sounded rehearsed.

. . . until, shovel.

In58men 05-07-2014 03:01 PM

Then all the reports came out saying she died from the shovel blow lol.

Aries Walker 05-07-2014 03:05 PM

It's a good thing she didn't stab with it.

Titty Meat 05-07-2014 03:07 PM

Could you imagine the comments on here if those girls were black?

Sorter 05-07-2014 03:08 PM

I was not impressed by their performance.

ThaVirus 05-07-2014 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10607741)
Could you imagine the comments on here if those girls were black?

They'd be a lot different and this thread would almost certainly have been started by R8ers.

A Salt Weapon 05-07-2014 03:46 PM

Saw this on another board a few days ago and am still laughing over it. I love the part where the girl says stop hitting me in the face and the redhead says it's a fight that's what you're suppose to do.

That said since hearing the redhead is 18 I want to see her naked and spread open now.

blaise 05-07-2014 03:52 PM

It was two shots. The shovel and then she hit her head off the ground.

What a useless group of human beings.

saphojunkie 05-07-2014 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 10607870)
It was two shots. The shovel and then she hit her head off the ground.

What a useless group of human beings.

They probably read a sex scene and it ruined their perfect upbringing.

blaise 05-07-2014 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 10608066)
They probably read a sex scene and it ruined their perfect upbringing.

I doubt they've read anything.

saphojunkie 05-07-2014 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 10608075)
I doubt they've read anything.

:LOL: That one got me just right.

ToxSocks 05-07-2014 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 10607727)
Video of teenage girl getting in the face with a goddamn shovel = CP doubled over laughing.

Teenage girl reads a paragraph in book about sex = CP is outraged.

This ****ing place, I tell you.

LMAO

blaise 05-07-2014 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10607741)
Could you imagine the comments on here if those girls were black?

Yeah, people would have said the thread was only started because they were black.

jd1020 05-07-2014 05:15 PM

That was weird.

I thought this was a joke with how it was setup in the beginning with all the "You want time to fix your hair? Ok, sure!" and then after it started "You better stop hitting me in the face!"

And then it got real.

dtrain 05-07-2014 05:26 PM

I clicked on this link cause I needed a laugh today and was not disappointed! Thanks!

Exoter175 05-07-2014 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10608154)

And then it got real.

No, "And then it got Shovel".LMAO

lcarus 05-07-2014 05:58 PM

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hometeam 05-07-2014 06:04 PM

Hearing the little snippets of the girl talking to Dr Drew, you can tell she's about as smart as a box of rocks.


Why didn't he ask her why she was fighting a 14 year old girl half her size?

This whole things reeks of idiocy~

Rain Man 05-07-2014 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10608154)
That was weird.

I thought this was a joke with how it was setup in the beginning with all the "You want time to fix your hair? Ok, sure!" and then after it started "You better stop hitting me in the face!"

And then it got real.

The best line was the reply when the girl said something like, "That's the point. It's a fight!"

LoneWolf 05-07-2014 07:08 PM

The best part is after the redhead says "I think I broke my hand on your face" and T-Rex responds "I've got a hard head."

Simply Red 05-07-2014 07:15 PM

would plow.

LoneWolf 05-07-2014 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10608424)
would shovel.

FYP

mdchiefsfan 05-07-2014 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10608154)
That was weird.

I thought this was a joke with how it was setup in the beginning with all the "You want time to fix your hair? Ok, sure!" and then after it started "You better stop hitting me in the face!"

And then it got real.

It really was themost cordial fight, until the shovel was brought out. With the one girl's reflexes, protecting her from fists to her face, I am shocked it came to that. ROFL

Simply Red 05-07-2014 08:07 PM

would shovel

would plow

hometeam 05-07-2014 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10608424)
would plow.

Bet some company steps up with an offer for her to do some 'acting'

Dave Lane 05-07-2014 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paperboy405 (Post 10607391)
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Yes to the pink one.

Deberg_1990 05-07-2014 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10608513)
Bet some company steps up with an offer for her to do some 'acting'

Both of these girls end up on Teen Mom 27
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Simply Red 05-07-2014 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10608513)
Bet some company steps up with an offer for her to do some 'acting'

it'd have to be an Autozone ad or something.

notorious 05-07-2014 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10607796)
They'd be a lot different and this thread would almost certainly have been started by R8ers.

The fight would have been a LOT better, too.


Unless they hid razor blades in their hair......

booger 05-07-2014 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10608532)
Both of these girls end up on Teen Mom 27
Posted via Mobile Device

Or springer or Maury...or straight to Craigslist

booger 05-07-2014 08:33 PM

Did anyone else clap out loud and chant Rudy Rudy Rudy!! For the short one?

Coochie liquor 05-07-2014 09:00 PM

Brutal!! Please tell me..... Not Florida??

Strongside 05-07-2014 09:11 PM

Don't meth with Kansas.

A Salt Weapon 05-07-2014 09:24 PM

It's a pretty good shovel throw, I mean that's not something that is practiced a whole lot I would imagine.


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