Weirdest place you've ever beat it
 

Thread title explains it all. What's the oddest place you've ever gotten your nut on at? For me, it was my youngest daughter's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Ended up staying 3 hours longer than expected (thanks to 13 kids showing up) and had to entertain myself somehow.

What do you guys have? Be specific.

Your moms chin !

I've heard of a lot of sick things before but got to say you are a sick **** for jacking off at your youngest daughters birthday party at Chuck E Cheese. What a sick **** you are.

What the **** turned you on at Chuck E Cheese?


WTF????

Clicked on thread because I thought title had potential. Read OP. Feel weird now. Think I'll go beat off to restore some serenity to my brain.

Just to be clear, all kidding aside, I agree w/ KC Tat.

Oh!

That's what she said

Edit the title to "things I should keep to myself" ROFL

The pizza at chuckeez isn't that's good bro

Lmao wtf chuckee cheeses?

All of these.

WTF OP.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/phot..._hansen_st.jpg

What in the actual ****....


I fapped once driving alone from nc to mo(it was night time). I thought that was strange, but damn.

At Michael Jackson's house???

Wtf?

Reported

I already used this in response to your post in the staying awake while driving thread, but its appropriate here too.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cf-dafuq.gif

Maybe he had some MILF sightings? That's the only explanation.

There are always hot milfs at Chuck E Cheese...but nobody is hot enough to make a sane person want to beat it there...

That's seriously messed up. Even for this place.

He saw one of the grandmothers sporting a Holocaust tattoo.

was it the vibrations from the virtual roller coaster?

How about the ****ing skee-ball?

This appears to be an epidemic.

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That animatronic mouse cheerleader was pretty hot

WTF

You need help on the research institute level.

i fapped in the school library once. all i got

Church when I was 16. I was seeing this girl who kept rubbing on me underneath the table. It was just like the scene in Wedding Crashers.

That's pretty sick, Chubbs

Did you at least go to the bathroom? Not that that would be much better...

A pool shed. Middle of summer.

Real kinky man. The pump was going, too.

I also had a night class and before it I got bored sitting in the office of my college newspaper...I had a key to the newsroom and the door was locked, no one else in there...so took off the edge.

Lol, confused may be the most underrated troll on the board.

On ChiefsPlanet........

Actually, this is a weird thread. Nevermind.

WTF...:eek::fear::bolt:

That's ****ing creepy OP.

ROFL

You know how you have to lube up the o-ring on those old-school pool pumps?

Yeah.

I was probably 16 or 17 years old.

I really wanted to bring a girl home from school and do her in that shed. It would have been the perfect place for a quickie.

Did you like, go to the bathroom to do this? If not, what did you do? Beat it under the table? Beat it behind the big music-playing animals? Did you just openly whip it out in front of everyone? Please don't tell me you jacked it while wading in the balls...I've heard horror stories about those ball rooms. What made you do it? A milf? Was the band playing the song, "Beat It" and you took them literally?

Wow...this OP has me confused to a WTF level.

I've jerked off while driving. That's probably the weirdest for me. I've also managed to have sex while driving and back in the day I used to get a fair amount of road head and road handies.

This is like SR-level questioning about his jerking habits. :eek:

Well... the OP is so strange that it raises a lot of questions. Not to mention, I think the dude is trolling, so if he were willing to answer those questions, I can't help, but wonder what his responses will be...

Im calling Bullshit on this one. I am hoping for your sake!

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LMAO

http://reactiongifs.com/?p=20466

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I thought 3 hours of CEC would be the perfect birth control.

Confused should go beat it at Walgreen's....
http://tinyurl.com/olnwrtm

confused wins this thread. nobody's gonna top that.

Seen a kid jerkin the gerkin in the back of class one day growing up. Olé boy was just a wanking and moaning away. Dead serious.

I put in all new liners and pumps a few years ago, looks badass but the shed is like 35 years old, scolding hot with flies and it smells like complete ass, it would be like beating off in Arkansas.

Toys R Us?


Handicap Center?

In a Confessional?

In the 'What's for Dinner' thread. ROFL ROFL

My car... while driving. I know there is a thread like this somewhere though. I feel like we are running out of things to talk about. .... we need to talk.

FBI has the OP on lockdown.

Like FMB doesn't already do that once or twice a week?

Also, a little different from jerking it, but I got head in the theater for the third time in my life about a week ago.

I'm embarrassed that I clicked on this thread...

And the OPer is a sick ****!

It's not like I whipped it out in the ball pit and threw a money shot on the giant mouse. The bathroom was virtually empty and I went to the stall. Stroking the balogna pony by your lonesome in the john away from everybody else isn't THAT weird. I wouldn't say a MILF made me do it, although there were a few 7's next to our table. The band wasn't playing any Jacko, but that probably wouldn't have helped.

I've been called worse. My nickname in middle school was Patsy Pussyfart. A mixture of my first name (Patrick) and the fact that I was told that I often smelled like a post-workout queef.

at school
at work
at my mother in law's house
in the car
etc
etc
etc




none of this is real
take the blue pill
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Bufkin everyone

What an odd bump...

This is about showing the planet what Bufkin is all about - this was an epic troll job.

Hahaha....still wonderful. And Cosmo's reply was wonderful. Good job to all.

That's what SHE said.

I'd love to bump with your avatar!

Wow you are a sick fu&*. What did you see a 13 year old that turned you on? This forum is full of sick SOB's. WTF is going on in KC Land you wierdos.

:facepalm:

In the large walk in dairy box where all the milk, cheese, eggs and stuff was stored at my local supermarket where I worked at as a teenager in the dairy section. I also made out, felt up, and fingered a real ugly whore with big tits there several times until she got fired for banging every guy in the place.

Ah youth...........

OP Pedo poster is pedo.


I'll take 'Things you should keep to yourself for 500, Alex' . . . .


:shakehead:

I dont think so. I think he's exactly the type of person that would do something like this. Sick ****.

:usa:

Well, if you have a personal list of places you've "Beat It," then probably NO place seems weird to you....

Pervo.

For you kiddies out there, here's a little PSA song. Think of the St. Louis "Heroin" PSA.
Everybody sing....strum the Ukelele....and...

Shoplifted Penthouse from the Store
Stole some panties from the Girl Next Door
Flushed a gym sock smeared with vaseline.
Experimented with dressing in drag
Then you found a rope and a plastic bag
And you died...choking your chicken like Carradine.

You're the kinda guy who has time to kill
You'll try anything for a new cheap thrill
So you tied yourself up, just like Ol' Kung Fu...
Wanked and wanked till your wrist got sore
While you hung yourself from the closet door
And you died, choking your chicken like Carradine.

Goin' out like that is pretty damn sick
With a rope round your neck and your hand on your dick
You know it's gonna make your mama scream.
You should find a nice girl and just settle down,
Drop your pants and let her go to town.
But you died...choking your chicken like Carradine.

So don't die, floggin the dolphin like Carradine.
Don't die, boppin the bishop like Carradine.
Don't die, milking the cobra like Carradine.
Don't die, spankin' the monkey like Carradine.

Took my girls to eat here tonight.

pizza and salad was delish!
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