Menu From "World's Best Restaurant": Looks Like Mostly Crap That I Wouldn't Eat
 

<header class="">This is what a full meal looks like in the world's best restaurant

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Rapper and food TV show host Action Bronson just posted an Instagram reportage of a meal in the best restaurant in the world*—Noma, in Copenhagen, Denmark. 24 courses with ingredients that go from flowers and sea urchin to ants and grasshopper.


Noma has been named best restaurant in the world several times already. Its food is based on the search of the best local ingredients to cook them and present them with extreme care and respect. A full meal at Noma is around $280.



* Of course, "best restaurant in the world" is an arbitrary title by one publication—the British magazine Restaurant. But it's definitely one of the very best in the planet.

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First Course: Fresh berries in fresh herbs


Not horrible really. I would try it.

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Course Two: Langoustine (Alive)



What the ****? Are you shitting me?

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Course Three: Flower tart



You picked some flowers and shoved them into pita bread. Bullshit.

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Course Six: Tar tar of Danish beef with celery and black ants



What?

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Course Ten: Roasted baby cucumber with ants and scallop fudge

Eating bugs is a thing now.

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Course Twelve: BBQ'd summer onion



That's just a burnt onion. Come on man, a burnt onion?

What the ****.... did an animal shit and berries fall in it?

Your ice bucket has a craw dad in it


I Like potpourri, it smells nice

I served one of those in a porcelain bowl today ROFL

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Course Sixteen: Roasted lettuce root with various wild steamed greens in a lemon verbena sauce



You aren't fooling me. That's salad made from a pile of poop and a dick.

I think here's where you could use your weirdest Boner

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Course Eighteen: Roasted bone marrow



What is this...I don't even...what?

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Dessert five: Chocolate covered pork rind with berries



Ok. You got me. I kind of want that.

I think I might throw up if someone brought live food to my table.

As an actual dish to be served? I've had relatives that would eat marrow out of bones at meals. The rest of the family would just try not to make eye contact and pretend it wasn't happening.

This reminds me of that deer hunt where I had to shit in the woods 5 times....

Yes, I hear that coyotes absolutely love it.

some taco bell meat on a leaf

Yeah...I was gonna say bone marrow is becoming very popular.

Most of that shit looks awful, though.

Don't eat in Korea then. There are places you pick out your fish and it can still be breathing on your plate. I had a client who went to Korea a lot for business and he told me his fish was still wiggling around on his chopsticks after being cut up minutes before.

I would eat of a dumpster behind an Arbys before i would eat any of that shit.



I'll get mine to go.

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Chiefsplanet. Just give us our vanilla ice cream and apple pie.

Thay sure like the ants.

:LOL:

So we are not sure about the bear shitting in the woods but we do know for sure now the Fish does...

Interesting. I'd be willing to try some of that stuff, but I don't want my food to be alive when I eat it.

Remember round steak when you got that lil round bone with the marrow in the center? Our dogs always loved that. First thing they went after was the marrow. They would lick that stuff right out the center.

Don't forget hotdogs and Hot Pockets

I don't even....

Hot dogs with ketchup as far as the eye can see.

Ok... You put ****ing bugs on my plate? I punch you in the cock.
You serve marrow? Just like every other "up and commer" in the world right now. **** yourself.

**** your prawn on ice too. You can't eat that shit and you know it. 99% of them go back in your ****ing tank.

Ants? Are you ****ing serious? **** you.
I know my shit here and just **** you. Looking for shock value? Go **** yourself.

A chocolate covered pork rind sounds brilliant.

I'll bet the waitress talks with a "vocal fry"

You forgot the flowers. Who the **** eats flowers?!?

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Ohhhhh I love marrow

This place has nothing on Dorsia

LMAO Cousin Eddie?

Bone marrow should be relegated to "only if stranded somewhere with Les Stroud" status.

Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?

Course one: beer. **** you

Course two: whiskey. **** you again

Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)

Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you

Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.

Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.

Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.

Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?

Nine: whiskey

Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?

Would.

Will tip handsomely, coming back next week for brunch.

You're gad damned right.

Yuck. I'd rather just have some dog if it is cooked thoroughly.

Course 19:

Poop on a stick

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Only thing on that shit pile of a menu I'd consider is the chocolate covered pork rind.... who the **** eats ants on purpose?

No one on here has had osso buco or edible flowers?

Ok maybe I can add a dessert. **** it.

Dessert course: two shots of rye tipped off with a huge slice of Apple pie. **** you. You're so drunk now that you doubled the tab via tips.
I'm rich, ****ers and you didn't have to eat flowers or bugs.

Yes... I've had edible violets. You know what? You might as well go lick your ****ing mower blades. **** it.

That little girl is a national treasure.

I heard a lot about Noma, but never tried to go. It's ridiculous trying to get a table there. That sort of artsy-fartsy stuff doesn't really appeal to me anyhow. I'm an old school foodie. Give me a hearty soup, sauerbraten, or the like that Grandma used to make and I am happy as can be.

I guarantee you in cave man days the alphas fought over the marrow.

I came into this thread wanting to defend the restaurant, but after seeing the pictures they really are getting away with some nonsense.

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Course Eight: Caramelized cabbage with rose petals and greens



I like cabbage. I have no problem with greens. I can pick off the flowers. Why the **** did they have to make it look like a see through dead cockroach?

Rose is actually a pretty popular flavor in the Middle East and Turkey. As far as I know they don't eat the petals but diffuse the flavor in water.

God damn Eurobundle of stickss.

would pulverize

Looks like the parasite alien from The Faculty.

Looks like someone already did, and what we see is what is left after absorption.

I would eat it. There are pics of dishes that I would eat, and probably enjoy. I was just focusing on the ones that I found particularly unappetizing or strange.

I boycotted as soon as I saw the living creature in Course 2. Maybe I'm uncivilized, but I don't feel too bad about missing all of the other courses as a result. I'll just go out for barbecue beef sliders and a Dr. Pepper.

We've come a long way since Long John Silvers.

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Course Five: Hay smoked quail egg



This one actually does sound interesting.

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Dessert Two: Raspberries in a rye cream

One of the very few pics that I find appealing.

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Dessert: Rhubarb rose with creme fraiche in apple broth



Maybe I will swing by late for dessert.

"rye cream" is probably goat semen and half-and-half.

I tend to avoid eating flowers.