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Women and PMS
WTF man... What. The. ****?
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Welcome to being married.
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a man doesn't whine or complain
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Mock them, and then walk away.
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Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons. Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes. Me: Ok Her: Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this? Me: No Her: Well there's a reason I'm telling you! She didn't give my pen back! Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back? Her: You just don't listen to me! That's not the pont! Me: Ok Her: You're impossible! Me: *turns on Royals game* |
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Sounds like a personal problem to me, bro. |
You didn't see this behavior while you were dating?
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...Fgi8Ijw92A20xA |
The best explanation I ever heard was told to my brother by his lawyer.
'Women don't think like people'. |
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So did you bring beer?
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Fixed. Pole smoke threads. |
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Fixed. Pole smoke threads. |
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PMS doesn't exist if she smokes lots of weed.
Truth. |
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Even though I don't smoke anymore some of the best money I've ever spent was for a bag of weed. |
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**** her in the pussy
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I have an app that reminds me of when my female friends begin pms'ing. I plan accordingly...
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Maybe for you, but it's not universal. |
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I did read a good joke on reddit about this, went something like, "my girlfriend is weird, she always starts conversations with me with 'you never listen to me!'"... |
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This. THIS. |
The wrong person is using it then.
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I didn't think of that. |
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
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One week and it's over. You're at full strength the rest of the way... |
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JFC, that week each month was horrific. |
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I've only been dating her for a couple months. |
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Next time go with this and report back:
Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes. Me: Ok, that sounds interesting hunny... (stick your dick in her mouth) Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM Me: Yup Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM! Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back? And breath through your nose babe... Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM! Me: Ok, here I come baby, my pen is about to ink you... Ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM! Me: *turns on Royals game* |
girl: I want your opinion on something what car should I get
Demonpenz: get something that runs well and starts every morning and goes in the snow 2 days later Girl crying.....Why don't you like my New Miata...YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME> |
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I'm not sure that Cliffs Notes version will do...
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Did you ask her what a pont is?
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Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Did you see what that bitch was wearing? Her: Oh my God I know, could she be more desperate? Me: So annoying. Her: She snapchats me all the time. Like I care what you're eating. Me: She shouldn't be eating. Her: Riiight? Me: You're so hot. Her: Want to watch the Royals game? Me: *turns on Royals game* |
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Jeez dude at your age just hit it and quit it
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Thinking back to the legalized prostitution thread..... Ya gotta wonder if it would have any kind of affect on this type of situation???
Naaaaa, prolly not! |
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bitches be crazy
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You are obsessed with hoggin lol |
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Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes. Me: The game's on. Her: You're right. Sorry. It can wait. |
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