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Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 11:59 AM

Who here shaves their heads?
 
I saw the back of my head in a convenience store's security camera and it's getting thinner than I'm comfortable with. So I embraced it and shaved it.

Looking for tips, tricks, etc. for getting a really smooth shave and keeping burn and bumps to a minimum.

Thanks in advance.

KC native 10-16-2014 12:04 PM

You should try some Rogain and head and shoulders.

Katipan 10-16-2014 12:05 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Original-Rash-...=coochie+cream

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNayxTiRkak

Demonpenz 10-16-2014 12:06 PM

I had thinning hair then I started counting calories and working out more...it really isn't rocket science.

vailpass 10-16-2014 12:08 PM

Keep your junk clean but leave your roof covered...

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11021288)
Keep your junk clean but leave your roof covered...

Too late.

seclark 10-16-2014 12:15 PM

kinda giggled when I read "coochie cream". then I remembered my son left a tube of stuff he shaves with called "man jack" in my shower a couple weeks ago. I think I'd just as soon use the coochie cream.
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Rausch 10-16-2014 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 11021302)
kinda giggled when I read "coochie cream". then I remembered my son left a tube of stuff he shaves with called "man jack" in my shower a couple weeks ago. I think I'd just as soon use the coochie cream.
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I'm sure he's left plenty of "Man Jack" in your shower...

Holladay 10-16-2014 12:20 PM

I have thinning hair as well. Just like you seeing the back of your head from a camera, I was video taping with a tripod(back in the day) my daughters birthday. I was helping her unwrap the gifts. I reviewed the tape and thought "who is that fat bald dude"?

I have, but don't care for the total chrome dome. When I can grab some hair and pull a bit, time to break out the shears. Get a "Wahl" brand shear set. I normally use the shortest clip-on thingie (green ~.5mm?) and blaze away. It leaves a little thicker then a 5:00 shadow. I do it once a month.

One other thing to think about. Do you have the nice type of pate that will look good with little hair. Some people do not. Ask the wife. My wife commented, after seeing an army picture of me shaved, "You look good bald". Thusly, I was blessed.

TLO 10-16-2014 12:20 PM

The big question is - what kind of facial hair do you wear with your shaved head?

BigMeatballDave 10-16-2014 12:21 PM

I do. Well, I did before it started falling out lol.

Holladay 10-16-2014 12:27 PM

If you are going to for the shine, there is a "finger" blade. I don't know the proper term. It's a ring like sleeve that you slide on a finger with a blade running length wise on the underside. Hop in the shower, lather the head, then stroke like you were combing your hair.

Braincase 10-16-2014 12:42 PM

Edge gel, Mach III blades. Right now I have a full beard from top of my ear to top of my ear.

ShortRoundChief 10-16-2014 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11021273)
You should try some Rogain and head and shoulders.

Obligatory old joke:

There once was a blonde who went to the Dr. and complained about her husband having really bad dandruff. The Dr. told her to give him some head and shoulders.

A week passed and the blonde showed back up at the doctor's office.

"Can I help you?" the doctor asked.

"Yes, I've been racking my brains but have no idea how to give shoulders."


Feel free to neg rep at will.

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11021313)
The big question is - what kind of facial hair do you wear with your shaved head?

Full beard.

Dayze 10-16-2014 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11021313)
The big question is - what kind of facial hair do you wear with your shaved head?

easily a handlebar mustache.

DaFace 10-16-2014 12:44 PM

Buzz cut, yes, but not razor. Still plenty of hair left up there for now.

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11021311)
I have thinning hair as well. Just like you seeing the back of your head from a camera, I was video taping with a tripod(back in the day) my daughters birthday. I was helping her unwrap the gifts. I reviewed the tape and thought "who is that fat bald dude"?

I have, but don't care for the total chrome dome. When I can grab some hair and pull a bit, time to break out the shears. Get a "Wahl" brand shear set. I normally use the shortest clip-on thingie (green ~.5mm?) and blaze away. It leaves a little thicker then a 5:00 shadow. I do it once a month.

One other thing to think about. Do you have the nice type of pate that will look good with little hair. Some people do not. Ask the wife. My wife commented, after seeing an army picture of me shaved, "You look good bald". Thusly, I was blessed.

Yeah, I trimmed to 1/4-inch a couple weeks ago as an interim step to see if I had the right-shaped noggin. The barber said I did, and once shaved I agree. The wife likes it, I like it. So it's a win.

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11021321)
If you are going to for the shine, there is a "finger" blade. I don't know the proper term. It's a ring like sleeve that you slide on a finger with a blade running length wise on the underside. Hop in the shower, lather the head, then stroke like you were combing your hair.

Headblade. I've ordered one, don't have it yet.

Nzoner 10-16-2014 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincase (Post 11021328)
Edge gel, Mach III blades.

:thumb:

Personally I shave my head at the bathroom sink then shower and wash my head good.After drying off I strongly suggest a good skin lotion you like and rub it in good.

DMAC 10-16-2014 12:50 PM

If I did, it would all be back the next day.

stevieray 10-16-2014 12:50 PM

WWP

Eleazar 10-16-2014 12:50 PM

This is chiefsplanet, everyone is bald, fat, and has a goatee.

ERRRRR I mean, everyone looks like a Calvin Klein model and pulls lingerie models 20 years their junior.

Chiefsallday 10-16-2014 12:51 PM

Hot shower, at least 60 seconds of continuous hot water on the head, wash and rinse the scalp, lather up with shaving cream ....then most importantly grab your Mach 3 razor blades (I swear by these) . Shave against the grain and I promise your head will come out squeaky clean

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 11021362)
This is chiefsplanet, everyone is bald, fat, and has a goatee.

ERRRRR I mean, everyone looks like a Calvin Klein model and pulls lingerie models 20 years their junior.

I'm bald, fat, and have a full beard, thankyouverymuch. :harumph:

Rain Man 10-16-2014 12:52 PM

I'm as smooth as a dolphin up there. I did it about five years ago, and it's far preferable to having the little monk fringe that fate cruelly dealt me. It's more stylin' and much easier to walk in rain. The only downside is that a hat is absolutely necessary in both sun and in cold weather.

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11021372)
I'm as smooth as a dolphin up there. I did it about five years ago, and it's far preferable to having the little monk fringe that fate cruelly dealt me. It's more stylin' and much easier to walk in rain. The only downside is that a hat is absolutely necessary in both sun and in cold weather.

The weather down here in Alabama has just started to turn on the border of a bit chilly in the early mornings, and that's one of the first things I noticed. Felt a little brisk up there after I shaved.

stevieray 10-16-2014 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 11021362)

ERRRRR I mean, everyone looks like a Calvin Klein model and pulls lingerie models 20 years their junior.

don't hate. not my fault.

...my middle daughter also models.

MahiMike 10-16-2014 12:57 PM

Chicks dig it.

Katipan 10-16-2014 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11021372)
I'm as smooth as a dolphin up there. I did it about five years ago, and it's far preferable to having the little monk fringe that fate cruelly dealt me. It's more stylin' and much easier to walk in rain. The only downside is that a hat is absolutely necessary in both sun and in cold weather.

Fact: If you rub a dolphin's blowhole, he'll rape you.

Donger 10-16-2014 01:00 PM

I'm probably going to end up this way, but I'm afraid. I have a weird shaped skull. I have what my wife "lovingly" calls my "Klingon Ridge."

Donger 10-16-2014 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11021388)
Fact: If you rub a dolphin's blowhole, he'll rape you.

I thought that was just Alpacas?

TLO 10-16-2014 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 11021385)
don't hate. not my fault.

...my middle daughter also models.

You know the drill.

Gonna need pics of said daughter.

Nzoner 10-16-2014 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11021388)
Fact: If you rub a dolphin's blowhole, he'll rape you.

I've met a few women in my day that could be said about as well.

Holladay 10-16-2014 01:18 PM

Quote:

I'm probably going to end up this way, but I'm afraid. I have a weird shaped skull. I have what my wife "lovingly" calls my "Klingon Ridge."
That sucks. Recommend a hat or rug.

Nzoner 10-16-2014 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11021393)
I'm probably going to end up this way, but I'm afraid. I have a weird shaped skull. I have what my wife "lovingly" calls my "Klingon Ridge."

You'd be awesome at tailgate parties,we could play ring toss.

Katipan 10-16-2014 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 11021448)
You'd be awesome at tailgate parties,we could play ring toss.

Your wife said the same thing about you!

Ooooo

Donger 10-16-2014 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11021444)
That sucks. Recommend a hat or rug.

I'm not that vain. But, every time I cut my hair short, she says, "Welcome aboard, Mr. Worf."

Evil whore.

Katipan 10-16-2014 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11021456)
I'm not that vain. But, every time I cut my hair short, she says, "Welcome aboard, Mr. Worf."

Evil whore.

Kinky

Buehler445 10-16-2014 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 11021341)
Buzz cut, yes, but not razor. Still plenty of hair left up there for now.

Don't rub it in, jerk.

Wife cuts my hair. I told her as soon as she starts to whine about it, its getting the steel. So its up to her.

Coincidentally, dad whines about cold head all the time.

Nzoner 10-16-2014 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11021455)
Your wife said the same thing about you!

Ooooo

puhlease,I know you can do better than that.

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11021456)
I'm not that vain. But, every time I cut my hair short, she says, "Welcome aboard, Mr. Worf."

Evil whore.

LMAO

Katipan 10-16-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 11021468)
puhlease,I know you can do better than that.

But none of the other comments included visuals of you in your room standing in front of all your tvs while Chiefsplanet members threw rings on your long erect penis.

...

lol everyone that read that just pictured it.

Merry Christmas.

Rain Man 10-16-2014 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11021388)
Fact: If you rub a dolphin's blowhole, he'll rape you.


By "he", do you mean me or the dolphin? But I guess either one is right.

Hammock Parties 10-16-2014 01:30 PM

I have a full head of beautiful hair. I recently grew it longer, wishing to experiment with it. It looks even better. Perhaps I will not cut it for many months now, and become like Jesus, as I near the age of 33, which was his best year, too.

eDave 10-16-2014 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11021339)
Full beard.

^ Bear.

Rausch 10-16-2014 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11021479)
I have a full head of beautiful hair. I recently grew it longer, wishing to experiment with it. It looks even better. Perhaps I will not cut it for many months now, and become like Jesus, as I near the age of 33, which was his best year, too.

Heh, yer' old now...

Hammock Parties 10-16-2014 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11021482)
Heh, yer' old now...

Fortunately men are appreciating assets!

I mean...as long as you still have your hair.

eDave 10-16-2014 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11021483)
Fortunately men are appreciating assets!

I mean...as long as you still have your hair.

This is true. But don't forget money. Get some.

Katipan 10-16-2014 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11021489)
This is true. But don't forget money. Get some.

LMAO

eDave 10-16-2014 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11021491)
LMAO

No offense.

Katipan 10-16-2014 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11021497)
No offense.

None taken. :) I'm super low maintenance. I don't like clutter or a lot of things laying around. I don't wear tons of jewelry. I get off on buying really nice stuff for really cheap.

But if you don't have money in your 30s, or hope of money, or some kind of pipeline of money, there's a problem. Whether or not it's a fixable problem is what you have to sell.

Nzoner 10-16-2014 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11021474)
But none of the other comments included visuals of you in your room standing in front of all your tvs while Chiefsplanet members threw rings on your long erect penis.

...

lol everyone that read that just pictured it.

Merry Christmas.

That's the Katipan I know and love LMAO

eDave 10-16-2014 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11021507)
None taken. :) I'm super low maintenance. I don't like clutter or a lot of things laying around. I don't wear tons of jewelry. I get off on buying really nice stuff for really cheap.

But if you don't have money in your 30s, or hope of money, or some kind of pipeline of money, there's a problem. Whether or not it's a fixable problem is what you have to sell.

This is why you are a cool chick.

Graystoke 10-16-2014 01:46 PM

Mach III and Dove Exfoliating
About twice per week.

The Good. You never have a bad hair day
The Bad. You always have a bad hair day.

Donger 10-16-2014 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 11021468)
puhlease,I know you can do better than that.

Do they make micro rings?

Hammock Parties 10-16-2014 02:09 PM

I just bought this the other day to style my lovely hair. It has a firm hold and great matte finish. I love it.

http://pics2.ds-static.com/prodimg/503701/300.JPG

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11021565)
I just bought this the other day to style my lovely hair. It has a firm hold and great matte finish. I love it.

http://pics2.ds-static.com/prodimg/503701/300.JPG

I once had long, flowing locks.

vailpass 10-16-2014 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11021489)
This is true. But don't forget money. Get some.

Men and boys...

Donger 10-16-2014 02:13 PM

WHat was that hair styling stuff they sold back in the 80s? Dap or something?

Hammock Parties 10-16-2014 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11021568)
I once had long, flowing locks.

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Ae83RfgdTc4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Fire Me Boy! 10-16-2014 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11021573)
WHat was that hair styling stuff they sold back in the 80s? Dap or something?

Dippity-Do!

eDave 10-16-2014 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11021565)
I just bought this the other day to style my lovely hair. It has a firm hold and great matte finish. I love it.

http://pics2.ds-static.com/prodimg/503701/300.JPG

I think you are trying a bit too much compadre. You don't seem like the jacket wearing, sweater tucked in, paste in the hair kind of guy.

Ease your roll. Clay, the Clay of today, rocks (and you know that).

MTG#10 10-16-2014 02:18 PM

I started shaving mine a little over a year ago because like you, I noticed how thin it was getting on a security camera. I dont bic it though, I just use a set of clippers with no guard. I have a full beard but keep it extremely short too with my clippers and a 1 guard.

Donger 10-16-2014 02:18 PM

http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/images/depgel.jpg

Katipan 10-16-2014 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11021586)

Crunchy!

Hammock Parties 10-16-2014 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11021583)
I think you are trying a bit too much compadre. You don't seem like the jacket wearing, sweater tucked in, paste in the hair kind of guy.

Ease your roll. Clay, the Clay of today, rocks (and you know that).

Gotta style my hair bro. Otherwise it looks like shit.

Don't wear jackets or tuck sweaters in, though. That IS trying too hard.

eDave 10-16-2014 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11021585)
I started shaving mine a little over a year ago because like you, I noticed how thin it was getting on a security camera. I dont bic it though, I just use a set of clippers with no guard. I have a full beard but keep it extremely short too with my clippers and a 1 guard.

Is there really a point where a man says "**** it. I have lost this battle"?

Katipan 10-16-2014 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11021590)
Is there really a point where a man says "**** it. I have lost this battle"?

It comes right after, "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

eDave 10-16-2014 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11021589)
Gotta style my hair bro. Otherwise it looks like shit.

Shave it!

MTG#10 10-16-2014 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11021590)
Is there really a point where a man says "**** it. I have lost this battle"?

Yeah, that's why I started shaving my head. Im not going to be male pattern baldness guy.

Baby Lee 10-16-2014 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 11021302)
kinda giggled when I read "coochie cream". then I remembered my son left a tube of stuff he shaves with called "man jack" in my shower a couple weeks ago. I think I'd just as soon use the coochie cream.
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You sure it wasn't a box of themanjacks?

eDave 10-16-2014 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11021591)
It comes right after, "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Is that in the pre-nup? Should be.

Be clean men. Don't embarrass yourselves out there. Shave your bits.

Hammock Parties 10-16-2014 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11021592)
Shave it!

I have a full head of beautiful hair. It's a sign of virility. I'll keep my hair, so women can run their fingers through it.

Donger 10-16-2014 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11021593)
Yeah, that's why I started shaving my head. Im not going to be male pattern baldness guy.

I'm going for the "far less attractive Donger" look, personally.

Donger 10-16-2014 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11021601)
I have a full head of beautiful hair. It's a sign of virility. I'll keep my hair, so women can run their fingers through it.

You are one of those males who doesn't have much of a skin gap between your eyebrows and temples, right?

eDave 10-16-2014 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11021601)
I have a full head of beautiful hair. It's a sign of virility. I'll keep my hair, so women can run their fingers through it.

You seem to be missing the "women" part. See my earlier post.

And hey, I'm just ****ing with ya.

Hammock Parties 10-16-2014 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11021604)
You are one of those males who doesn't have much of a skin gap between your eyebrows and temples, right?

I'm not sure what this means, but no.

Donger 10-16-2014 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11021611)
I'm not sure what this means, but no.

I'll see if I can find a reference picture, but just think of a mixed-breed Cro-Magnon.

seclark 10-16-2014 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11021595)
You sure it wasn't a box of themanjacks?

nah...think it's a tube. or are you yankin my chain? help me out, here.
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