-- Would you masturbate to Andy Reid eating au-gratin potatoes off a sheet pan??
 

For $1,800.00 sure could use the cash a week with out a job sucks.

For 1,800 bucks, I'll masturbate to anything. I'm talking Roseanne Barr sticking a straw up her coinpurse and queefing in it while a butt naked Colin Powell sucks it out. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

cool, I'm asking for a friend.

That's more than I would make in a month anyways. ****mylife.

It costs about that much for my doctor to smile at me.

That doesn't seem nice.

:LOL:

Would you be able to use sexy magazines, or would your s/o be able to help you along? Or are we talking eye contact with Andy the whole time and she's just there to make it more embarrassing?

Andy Reid's not going share any of those cheesy au-gratin potatoes.

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Masturbation is a sin.

So, no.

I am a clean young lad.

Would you get to eat some of the potatoes or do you just have to watch him eat them?
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You know what kind of money can be made for your "friend" via blackmail on one HC Andy Reid? Is the GF/SO going take pictures?

It moved.
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I think that might be a deal breaker.
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I may have to make this for game day.

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Yes.

In all fairness, I masturbate to Au Gratin potatoes every chance I get.

Before I decide, I'll need to see the recipe, and know what Andy is wearing.

You don't get to eat the food. That is all for Andy & he would just slap your hand if you try to get some or just eat you for getting your fingers too close.


I'm sure he would wear something red maybe silk red shirt IDK it's Simply Reds friends fantasy.

au-gratin potatoes suck

Shut your whore mouth.

So put you down as a "no" to the question?

Yes, but some recipes are far more visually appealing than others.

You actually think Andy's gonna look up from those potatoes? You're gonna be staring at the top of his head the whole time.

Special request; may they be of the MRE variety? And may I use bug spray as lubricant?

Who cums up with this shit?

I luurvvee cheesy au gratin potatoes

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Simply Red "Friend"

He is asking for a friend.

Is Ried making any type of moans or anything besides the sounds of a pig while he inhales the potatoes..my friend is asking because if no moans no cums

Where is the baby batter going? On the potatoes, or on my wife? Can you hurry and get it over with or do you gotta make it last until the potatoes are gone? Important info before saying yes!!

Hurry people!! He's in his vinegar strokes.

Who says I haven't already?

Only if I can do "The stranger". I need the money...

God, there's some really sick, twisted ****s on here.

I love it.

LMAO

I probably would, I can always use some extra cash. I would be able to finish faster if he put ketchup on them.

What the Hell is WRONG with you people??????

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It is not possible. I don't think anyone can masterbate that fast. Even if you are quick, Andy could probably finish 4-5 pans of cheesy au-gratin potatoes before you could finish.

Switch it out for a Super Bowl in, and I am ****ING IN!

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Forget it Jake, it's Simply Red.

Will the event be televised?

How can one knock masturbation? It's sex with someone I love.

Wait, you guys haven't done this already for free?

You must not have read the thread about the 100 orgasm a day guy. Could be a tight competition!

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If I can cum to my dead dad, I can cum to fat Andy!!

Just did a google image search for "au-gratin masturbation" and guess what image popped up.

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ROFL

Oh-no. Somewhere Eraserhead is rolling over in his grauten, err.... I mean grave

Simply Ghey. NTTIAWWT :thailor:

Would I, or have I?

Is he naked or clothed?

And, is my wife actually in front of Reid consuming the potatoes, or am I just jerking it in front of my wife and Andy isn't in the same room?

You're sitting in a triangle, knee to knee, to knee.

Spoo in the taters, or spoo in wifey's eye is dealer's choice.

You mean 'again,' right?

C'mon Junior!!!!!

I'd masturbate in the SBC parking lot for $1,800.00.

This for the same friend??

Just set a general rule

Andy
In the room
Food involved in Reid's participation
Only person touching you is you
You touching your junk for pleasure
Release optional

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What do you do?

I'm afraid to ask you pervs what you'd do for a Klondike Bar....

I miss Simply Red

I'm still unclear on the rules. Can someone create a depiction of the event using MS Paint?

easiest 1800 bucks i ever made~

? what happened to him

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There is no way in hell I would do that for $1800 bucks. Now if Andy is jerking me while my wife is eating the potatoes, that is a completely different story.