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Renegade 10-24-2014 03:15 PM

Fashion Police rate each NFL team jerseys
 
Kind of a fun article.

According to the fashion police, the least attractive uniforms are the Browns. The 49ers rank the highest. Chargers are 2nd highest (dark blue uniforms, not powder blue). Raiders are 7th highest, Broncos are 12th, and we are two behind them at 14.

All the new changes rank lowest (Seattle, Carolina, Tampa Bay, Jacksonville).

Complete listing

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/...o-1/ss-BBaf0Sl

Scorp 10-24-2014 03:19 PM

19th of 32 teams

Kansas City Chiefs




This is a better look with the standard white pants than the all-red look the Chiefs sported during a Week 4 Monday night win against the Patriots. Nothing really stands out here – good or bad, but here’s a suggestion to spice things up: yellow facemasks.

Iconic 10-24-2014 03:28 PM

Seahawks ranked in the bottom 5? lolwut

a pp roach 10-24-2014 03:31 PM

Chiefs fans rank very highly in most resistance to change when it comes to the uniforms.

Hydrae 10-24-2014 03:59 PM

Gee, the pillowbiter team from SF is thought to have the best uniforms per the fashion police. Whodathunk?

Mama Hip Rockets 10-24-2014 04:11 PM

What a horrendous list.

mikey23545 10-24-2014 04:14 PM

When you've got a bunch of metrosexual gayfers ranking the unis, the further you finish from the number 1 spot the better...

MahiMike 10-24-2014 04:17 PM

Link not working for me.

mdchiefsfan 10-24-2014 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae (Post 11046812)
Gee, the pillowbiter team from SF is thought to have the best uniforms per the fashion police. Whodathunk?

LMAO

BucEyedPea 10-24-2014 05:17 PM

I used to rate the Buc's uniforms, and overall branding as one of the best but that uniform change sukks. As always the Saints are Number 1 for me for logo, branding and uni's combined as their colors are unique. Plus I prefer a symmetrical symbol for a logo. Bucs would be second and had unique colors but not now. Patriots for uniforms but not the logo. I like the Chargers too for overall. The logo seems to follow the lines of the helmets for harmonious lines.

notorious 10-24-2014 05:20 PM

Powder blue Sandy Vag uniforms are decent.

Mr. Derek 10-24-2014 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 11046831)
Link not working for me.

You need to click on it.

Simply Red 10-24-2014 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Derek (Post 11046936)
You need to click on it.

ROFL

Eureka 10-24-2014 05:36 PM

Certain colors go good with everything such as silver&black.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-24-2014 05:36 PM

Yellow face masks?

:shake:

lcarus 10-24-2014 05:39 PM

I love the Chiefs uniforms and logo, but I'm one of the few that is totally open to change. I think there are a lot of cool things they could do with our uniforms and logo.

Honestly I really hate the yellow in our uniforms. It's gotta go. Or something has to change with how they use the yellow.

Aries Walker 10-24-2014 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11046915)
I used to rate the Buc's uniforms, and overall branding as one of the best but that uniform change sukks. .

I couldn't agree more. They had one of the best uniforms in sports, and they destroyed it. They look jumbled now, like they were designed by a five-year-old or a laudanum addict.

They're also right about Jacksonville and Tennessee, but oh so wrong about Seattle, the Rams, and the Bengals.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-24-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 11046969)
I love the Chiefs uniforms and logo, but I'm one of the few that is totally open to change. I think there are a lot of cool things they could do with our uniforms and logo.

Honestly I really hate the yellow in our uniforms. It's gotta go. Or something has to change with how they use the yellow.

Yep. Yellow sucks balls.

lcarus 10-24-2014 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 11046972)
Yep. Yellow sucks balls.

You know it! Ronald McDonald look gots to go.

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Darien25 10-24-2014 05:49 PM

Bronco's uniforms are horrendous. Should be near the bottom of the list. Most of Colorado's pro teams have awful uniforms.

Beef Supreme 10-24-2014 06:47 PM

I don't give this subject a lot of thought, but how the **** is Denver safety orange on anyone's list?

MahiMike 10-24-2014 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 11046972)
Yep. Yellow sucks balls.

And red.

Fairplay 10-24-2014 07:20 PM

Queer eye for the football guy

ThaVirus 10-24-2014 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 11046969)
I love the Chiefs uniforms and logo, but I'm one of the few that is totally open to change. I think there are a lot of cool things they could do with our uniforms and logo.

Honestly I really hate the yellow in our uniforms. It's gotta go. Or something has to change with how they use the yellow.


I can't argue with this.

My ex used to make fun of them so much. She said it was like McDonald's or ketchup and mustard.

I LOVE the red, though.

DanBecky 10-24-2014 07:23 PM

Always thought the Chiefs should try all black. Black unis, blacks pants, red number stitching. Idk about the helmets. I would imagine red. Always thought it would look cool, although very untraditional for the Chiefs.

lcarus 10-24-2014 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11047647)
I can't argue with this.

My ex used to make fun of them so much. She said it was like McDonald's or ketchup and mustard.

I LOVE the red, though.

Yeah the red is golden. You know what I mean...the red is awesome lol. I'd love to see some black instead of yellow. Or something. But the ketchup and mustard looks gots to goooooo. And I do love our Arrowhead logo, but if they made a new one that was a sharper and more dangerous looking arrowhead, I wouldn't be upset. We could still wear our original unis for certain games. THROWBACK!

lcarus 10-24-2014 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanBecky (Post 11047659)
Always thought the Chiefs should try all black. Black unis, blacks pants, red number stitching. Idk about the helmets. I would imagine red. Always thought it would look cool, although very untraditional for the Chiefs.

Yeah lol you posted the same time as I did about black. I don't know about ALLL black, though it would probably look badass. I'm not a ****ing fashion designer ya know? But I'd love to see some new ideas.

Red Dawg 10-24-2014 07:26 PM

I think they should dump the shiny helmet for the flat paint tough looking shit. White helmet and red Jerseys also look good I think.

DanBecky 10-24-2014 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 11047674)
Yeah lol you posted the same time as I did about black. I don't know about ALLL black, though it would probably look badass. I'm not a ****ing fashion designer ya know? But I'd love to see some new ideas.

For sure man. Wouldn't hurt to try. If the consensus is no, that's alright. I'd just love to see something different once.

lcarus 10-24-2014 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanBecky (Post 11047695)
For sure man. Wouldn't hurt to try. If the consensus is no, that's alright. I'd just love to see something different once.

Agreed. We're clearly going ****in nowhere with these uniforms. It's the uniforms and logo. Obviously the problem. Get rid of the old laundry and in with the new. Break the curse!

Fairplay 10-24-2014 07:32 PM

I would trust Simply Red and Buck to dress the Chiefs appropriately they have an eye for fashion.

lcarus 10-24-2014 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 11047720)
I would trust Simply Red and Buck to dress the Chiefs appropriately they have an eye for fashion.

I really don't want our players to wear ****ing scarves and fedoras.


LMAO I'm just kidding dudes. Buck and Simply Red are good.

Fairplay 10-24-2014 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 11047734)
I really don't want our players to wear ****ing scarves and fedoras.


LMAO I'm just kidding dudes. Buck and Simply Red are good.


I was teeing that one up for someone to hit out of the park, heh.

tredadda 10-24-2014 07:38 PM

So now Geno Smith plays for Buffalo according to them. Interesting.

lcarus 10-24-2014 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 11047741)
I was teeing that one up for someone to hit out of the park, heh.

I hope I at least got an infield single. I'm pretty fast. Or....I used to be.

ClevelandBronco 10-24-2014 07:50 PM

I'm surprised. I'd say the Browns have the best looking uniforms by far. Then again, I'm not gay so what the hell would I know?

Gadzooks 10-24-2014 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 11047786)
So now Geno Smith plays for Buffalo according to them. Interesting.

I saw that too. Darn racist fasionistas :cuss:

Gadzooks 10-24-2014 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 11047897)
I'm surprised. I'd say the Browns have the best looking uniforms by far. Then again, I'm not gay so what the hell would I know?

I agree. Orange and Brown has to be the worst color combo that came out of the 70's but the Browns unis are classic.

Cheater5 10-24-2014 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanBecky (Post 11047659)
Always thought the Chiefs should try all black. Black unis, blacks pants, red number stitching. Idk about the helmets. I would imagine red. Always thought it would look cool, although very untraditional for the Chiefs.

No.

Psyko Tek 10-24-2014 09:39 PM

sure drop the yellow, but no all black, to raiders
and save the all red for night games and playoffs

and **** safety orange,and seattle
loved the pewter bucs unis

DanBecky 10-24-2014 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheater5 (Post 11048288)
No.

Well, there's one who disapproves

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-24-2014 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 11047629)
And red.

????

Red and white works just fine.

xztop123 10-24-2014 10:28 PM

Almost all of the teams old uniforms were better

especially the oilers

Aries Walker 10-25-2014 01:19 AM

Under no circumstances should we drop the yellow. Red and yellow is one of the most powerful color combinations there is, and we're the only ones who have it.

Red and white is for the birds. Literally, it's for the Cardinals.

Gadzooks 10-25-2014 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aries Walker (Post 11049465)
Under no circumstances should we drop the yellow. Red and yellow is one of the most powerful color combinations there is, and we're the only ones who have it.

Red and white is for the birds. Literally, it's for the Cardinals.

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Kman34 10-25-2014 06:03 AM

List is rigged to draw attention to Johnny Football...../Rambutt

CoMoChief 10-25-2014 06:06 AM

Yellow facemasks? Smh.

All red IMO is badass and they should do it more often.

BucEyedPea 10-25-2014 07:39 AM

Chiefs should have buckskin uni's with fringe and beads. The beads can be red, yellow and turquoise to add just a touch of color. The neutral buckskin will make those colors really pop too! :p

BucEyedPea 10-25-2014 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 11046922)
Powder blue Sandy Vag uniforms are decent.

No, not the powder blue their navy ones with white plus yellow accents. The one shown in the link.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-25-2014 08:14 AM

The old Pats uniforms are ****ing tight.

vailpass 10-25-2014 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 11049580)
The old Pats uniforms are ****ing tight.

I always liked those too. Along with the Steelers...


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