-- Are you all still pooping fairly well?
 

Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.

Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..

I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.

Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014

Thank you in advance.

My poop seems nice.

My pooping has been great. Peeing on the other hand has sucked all weekend. I passed 2 kidney stones today.

I've eaten oatmeal the last 3 mornings. I'm pooping like a well oiled machine.

try the taco bell bean burritos in combo of McDoubles. Works every time.

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pure coincidence, but I swear I had a clean breaker not even an hour ago.

My poops have been epic lately. Large, satisfying dumps that leave me feeling like a better man than when I went in.

Funny.. I just sat on the john to poop and opened the forum to find this post. I'm feeling that a telekinetic pooping bond may be forming between us Red!

Dont ya just love that!!

So far so good, but I did just have two Clif bars within the past few hours, so we'll see.

I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?

I actually don't mind the liquid as opposed to the Nutella-like goo that was coming out the first few days which required about 75 wipes.

Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place.

You sound like you need a hug.

I eat an apple for breakfast and generally some hummus in the evening. Pop open a can of collared greens for a side a few times a week.

Holy shit my turds are smooth.

Lotta pleasurable gas emissions, too.

My poops have been satisfying as of late. Thank you for inquiring!

is it true that the "squatting" style preferred over there is so awesome that you do not need to wipe?

Not sure but whatever advantages are removed by the chance you slip and fall into it (especially while drunk) imo.

But these are not pit toilets - they're normal flush toilets. Somehow people are washing their butts with water while sitting on a toilet - w/o making a huge mess. Can anyone from India or Asia shed light on the logistics of this?

This is amazing. The whole post. Ty for the specific details, I'm impressed.

Not sure, but I'll start PM'ing you pics to get your opinions on the fecal matter.

wait, you don't know how to use the three sea shells? LMAO

Does everyone else cycle over a wide spectrum of colors and consistencies on a regular basis or do some of you usually poop the same every time?

No, please elaborate.

Just depends on what i eat. Although, eating a cereal like Froot Loops will color my mud a very strong green, no brown whatsoever. I assume it has something to do with the food coloring.

You may need potassium. It helps pull moisture into your colon.
Get more fruits, veggies and lots of pure water in you. But avoid fruits that bind. Grapefruits work well or even pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunes. Prune juice.

That's just due to what the person has been eating.

I'm 99% sure I could eat the same thing everyday and still have a huge variety of poops over a few week sample.

I've been dehydrated from too much booze so when i try to shit it stops halfway a lot

Not I. You always struck me as a rainbow kinda guy tho', soooo.....

Did you have a poop story to share?

Girls don't poop.

If it's green it means it's not staying in your digestive tract long enough.

Here is the super-fancy version of the sprayer I'm talking about from a 5 star hotel: http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...psdtg95bgc.jpg

Here is the medium fancy version from an office building: http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...pstduml1wx.jpg

Here is the rustic version at a beach tent resort: http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...psxmmmqwii.jpg

The biggest question I have is where does one sit/stand/squat when using the sprayer or scooper? Over the toilet or over the bucket, drain, or sink thing? One clue is that in the office bathroom stalls the walls came all the way to the floor and sealed tight (so no "wide stance" possible). I have a feeling this is to contain water on the floor.

And here is the only pit toilet I've seen so far in a divey bar that I'm guessing doesn't get a lot of westerners: http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...pstsoiuy7d.jpg

There's a pretty good reason why they don't eat with the left hand.

Jesus. Prayers dude.

Nice! Demolition man rep!

I try. You set a great example.

I'm proud that it's going well bud. Very good to hear today.

try the natural waters of the ganges river. might encounter cholera too!

you seem nice. Poopy butt and all.

I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy. I haven't even had them, though I'm fairly well convinced I will, and judging by what my co-worker Steve went through that one time, I am not looking forward to that day at all.

Not too tight.

http://i.imgur.com/USY1ri4.gif

I feel like I got something backed up inside me that's coming out dry and sideways.

very very interesting. the water is the substitute for toilet paper. i think these will answer suzzer's questions very very well.

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Ugh. So they poor the water down their ass crack from behind and use their hands to clean the poo? I'm never going to look at anyone's left hand the same.

No wonder I've had gurgle-butt the whole time over here. There's no way to prepare food with one hand. :barf:

You probably need to twerk on that.

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Not really. Had a good one tonight (so I thought) where it started out with great girth, length, and consistency. Imagine my surprise when at the end it sort of fizzled out into liquid. I thought it looked like a tail...a dolphin tail.


What's bad about it is at that exact moment I hear a loud screeching voice yelling "MAUGA!"

It was then that I knew I had been lured back to the rape dolphin's lair.

Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.

So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion.

I knew you guys were full of shit.

Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........

Corn

Amen.

Mud. No pics. Sparing CP of the carnage..........

I remember a while back... I took some pepto bismal due to an upset stomach. Turned my poo black for a couple days. That was pretty strange.

The mud shits are the worst. I feel like I could wipe forever and not end up getting it all. :(

Not pink?

Curious.

I just take a shower at that point and hose out the ol' ass pit.

LMAO

I AM NOT clicking on that video.

It's pretty tame for a pants shitting video.

probably best not to squeeze too hard on that hug though.

Any news on your front this morning?

I wasn't joking about mine yesterday either!

Like wiping a marker?

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An associate went for ~3 weeks on a christian mission family exchange type of deal. He said the first week is terrible, but about the time you start to "stink" your body adjusts to the food. Some of his stories were quite hilarious. He claimed it takes a while for your body to "quit stinking" after you get back home.

"I'm wet from my back to my balls while standing over a slippery hole in the floor with crap on my hand.... and there isn't a towel in sight. I've got to be doing something wrong." ROFL

The wife is going thru the same thing.

Nope. I poop like shit.

My pooping habits are still fantastic. My wife is in amazement at how often i shit throughout a day.

I've been a 2 a day kinda guy here lately. Feels great man.

My poops keep disappearing on me lately. I feel them come out, hear them splash, but when I stand up to enjoy the masterpiece Ive just created there's nothing in the toilet. Spooky.

I'm a regular guy living a regular life.
I poop a regular poop.
Regularly.

prayers sent

Low flush toilets are the DEBIL!