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Caption Jamaal Charles
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Jamaal Charles, seen here bouncing a football off of his invisible cock, scored two touchdowns Sunday, November 16 2014, in a Kansas City victory.
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Suck my big black dick Lynch
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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in a Seahawk!
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That's right, ball. You know what I want.
....and watch the laces, bitch, or Ill rip em off. |
"I don't think I'm using these Swiffer pads correctly."
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"...get your footling here.....get your footlong"
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Jamaal Charles levitates an American football, a demonstration of his heretofore unknown Jedi skills.
(Just to get away from the dick-centric stuff. That's sort of uncomfortable.) |
Look everyone, I can take off a condom with no hands.
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"Hey Macarena!"
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About to break one off in Pete's ass.
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Hey macaraina!
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Really blew his wad
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Simply Ravishing
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One glance from my dick
And the football does its trick DEFYYYYING GRAAAAH-VITY!!! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/8098...-gravity-o.gif |
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"In a move that defies explanation, the football sized kidney stone Jamaal Charles expelled from his body with seemingly nothing more than sheer willpower after scoring a touchdown Sunday grew wings and impregnated 182 women in the stands it came in contact with. The women all gave birth approximately 16 hours after coming in contact with the object to what appeared to be a horde of miniature sized Jamaal Charles clones, complete with dreadlocks and bowties."
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"uh! double-up, uh! uh!"
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"The Humpty Dance is your chance to do The Hump..."
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Reminds me of this lol
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The Money Shot
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(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again. (Narrator) It's just a jump to the left. (Guests) And then a step to the right. (Narrator) With your hand on your hips. (Guests) You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust. They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. |
"Look judge! I did not rape the Seahawks! All I did was.... well, ok, nevermind. It was rape"
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"Earl Thomas hold my dick!"
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Yeah bitch **** that beast mode prick! JC cums Wilsons baby.
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We don't need no ****in' choco Geno peni when we got this baby right cheeeeerrrr!!!!!
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pissing footballs and excellence.
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Jamaal Charles is a football God. While they say some players are born with football in their blood, Charles takes it to another level by replacing his reproductive seeds with regulation size footballs.
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**** that football right in the pussy!
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"My schwartz is bigger than yours".
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Jamaal Charles, shown here ignoring gravity much like he ignores the rules of time and space, scored 2 TD's in the Chiefs win.
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The force is strong with this one
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When I dip, you dip, we dip
Let me loosen up my hips before I cramp up for an all day rapin I am about to give you Legion of Bitches |
That's when the football showed up and we became friends
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Would you like a taco, Football?
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"I'm too sexy for my body, too sexy for my body"
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"I got your escalades right here."
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Jamaal snags an easy $25,000 from Kotex by displaying their new Super Soaker pads and screaming out the tag line:
"Super Soakers: They're everywhere to sop up the mess whether you're wearing pants or a dress!" |
Jamaal is so in tune with his game, that he can hump a football into existence out of thin air.
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Check out my meat spin
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What an intimate moment between kindred spirits.
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Detachable penis
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http://www.americansportscastersonli.../hankstram.jpg
"Now we're going to shove it to 'em and Jamaal can really madikulate the ball down the field like no other!!!... amirite boys!? |
Jamaal Charles, seen here demonstrating Newtonian Mechanics with a football and cock.
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"C'mon Knowmo..put that big worthless mouth to use boy."
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"Whoop, whoop!"
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