Things that would have happened if Houston made a late hit on Manning
 

Houston fined 500k?
Suspended for the game in Arizona?

I'd get a new tattoo commemorating the event.

We go to Defcon 2?

If it were similar to last night. Probably the same as Miller will, or will not, receive.

Let's remember Miller is a repeat offender.

forced to eat Papa John's pizza

How many Chiefs related tattoos do you have?

Hometeam chest piece?

This is where Dee ford should have been brought in to take out PM. Cripple him for life.

No chest pieces. Oh, well one shoulder piece that doesn't count as a chest piece right?

1 - but it's an interchangeable tattoo depending on the type of guy Im seducing

NFL network would still be talking about Manning 24/7.

I think there would have been a Hunger Games moment ... with a cannon firing, then you'd suddenly notice Houston immobile on the sideline with a hovercraft swooping in.

This.

Shoulder pieces don't count as chest pieces.

Interchangeable how exactly?

At the very least, $200K and 1 game suspension.

Phhht, he'd get the Ray Rice treatment.

Worth it!

If it looked like it would force him into retirement, I'd still be drunk.

They're my initials in a familiar font on my bikini line.

We all know I'm not going to be seducing anyone else from this place, so it's okay that you all know it's not really for the Chiefs.

Pics please and thank you.

Looking at local artists and I ****ing found Donger.

http://phantom8.com/tattooing/j-d-dreyer/

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He woulda been Billy Batt's by Collinsworth/Michaels. The game was a three hour donkey dick sucking.

They would have Adrian Peterson'd him and made the Chiefs defense play in the "hands up don't shoot" pose for the rest of the season.

This is definitively thread worthy.

Denver and Ferguson would have rioted!

Wait.... So the pic in his avatar isn't him??

Attempted Murder Charge.

It's not how I'll picture him anymore.

THIS

Why not just focus on retaliating against Von?

TEX would have LAUGHED HIS ASS OFF! - FOREVER!

Fans could have forcefully charged the field, subdue and capture Five Head, send a task force up to the press box to do the same with Horse Face, secure the venue, then behead both of them on the 50 Yard Line Isis style.











Too Much?

You might consider church or therapy.

What in the living ****?

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Wood.

Really. Why does he have the kickstand down?

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Buddha has one too