stupid ****ing hackers
 

some dumbass 'Lizard Squad' group decided to hack Xbox Live because they are a bunch of bundle of stickss so now the entire network is down and that's how I watch MNF and all of my cable so I literally have nothing to do tonight

why don't these losers get lives? What is the point of this?

Shocking

Micro$oft

http://download.gamezone.com/uploads...zard_Squad.JPG

just a "small dose of what's to come on Christmas"

Glad I bought a PS4 a few weeks ago!

My buddy just said he's watching Amazon Prime on Xbox Live right now.

Go search some porn like everybody else on XBOX Live is currently doing.

If you want someone to make their shit more secure, you often have to show them why.

They seem nice.

These hackers should do something useful like leaking more celeb nudez.

wtf man I can't log on and it's all over the Internet as being down as well

I bet it was that girl that shit on you, literally. She knew another way to attack your heart.

I hate hackers, especially when they get you to click on stuff like "chicks with big titties from your area ready to chat!" and next thing you know, you're explaining to your wife why the computer is fried.

ROFL

CP is not facebook

if you ever want to attract a real woman, you should stop playing Xbox Hootie.

I don't really play video games anymore ... I use my 360 to stream HBO, Showtime, Netflix, ESPN, etc...

Strange, maybe it only effected people trying to log on, I had no problems tonight.

women like a guy with a real TV package

And the dirty freak nasty channels ROFL

I bet they do, Clay.

They also like guys who pick up the tab.

I have a 2nd date with the girl who split.

SO TAKE THAT.

Congrats.

You're still a cheap ****ing bundle of sticks.

Did she shit on you?

No doubt.

But I am very insecure now and will pay for the 2nd date in it's entirety.

Hackers didn't hit late, but the way they hit was dirty.

How much for a Wendy, Wendy?

shoulda paid for the first one if you liked the girl as much as you say

Clay giving out dating advice is always rich.

The video game thing though...if you play, at least keep it on the down low.

Any chick I ever go out with isn't gonna hear shit about how I need to play Far Cry 4.

You always pay for the girl on the first date. I thought that was a given rule?

If a girl offers to split I'm not gonna say NO I AM PAYING WOMAN.

I take an offer to split as geniune, and not some stupid "test." I don't have "tests" with women, so I don't assume they're "testing" me. If they are, they are not my type anyway.

Paying on the first date sets a bad precedent. You are then expected to pay for dates

The split on the first date sets the tone for a nice surprise of paying for the second date when it would now be unexpected instead of the standard

Oh well that seems ok then. I just assumed you asked her to chip in her's at the end of the night. ROFL

But then again, you don't really leave them an option. You simply grab the check and insist on paying.

If you tell her during dinner that you have a condom on and she doesn't laugh she probably won't screw

Yup, I work in a call center for my local cable company and its been solid busy the last 2 hours because people think its their internet. :cuss:

been on any dates?

dude, im married.

Eh, life is short. Do what makes you happy, not what you think will make you more attractive to women.

My girl does a bunch of stupid shit that I don't like. I don't really care about it because that's what makes her happy.

All Madden football player gamers, we have great news, everything is gone & you have a clean record with no cards. #xboxlive #psn

Due to twitter threats from gamers all games downloads will now be deleted and you will not be able to download it again. #XboxLive #psn

lol

#XboxLive GamerTags and #psn usernames are now all gone. Sorry for the inconvenience.

lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/occupythemob

"Maybe next time."

Each time.

It'll be cute when you guys are 89 and still saying it.

The trouble with this is you end up paying for chicks who have no intention of ever seeing you again.

If someone offers I usually take it as a sign of disinterest.

Got to watch out for those Craigslist broads clay

I can't remember a single instance of dating and not picking up the entire check, even if I realized there wasn't any chemistry between us. I always viewed it as them spending time with me and not the other way around.

Sorry about your internet, Hootie.

An interview with these socially awkward weirdoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUdA7CUzVkE

You're old, though.

Women are all into equal rights and shit these days. They don't want to feel like they owe you something if you pay their way.

Best girls I've ever met...I paid for our first date...but they were pretty insistent on paying multiple times in the future.

Hide the hamster is not an acceptable first date activity

Back in the day when I was running a tech forum I use to deal with these hackers daily. Every single one thought their tech skills were better than everyone else. It's the worse of the I.T. field arrogance.

I worked at a place that was hacked 1,000,000 times a day, every single day. Not a single one worked, Ever. Trust me, there are people more tech savvy than yourself, no matter who you are or what you know.

I work with the best Halo player in the world and his girlfriend is hot as ****. So there goes that myth. And he's literally the best. Look him up. He's Roy and he just signed with evil geniuses.

dude has made over $100K in his Halo career and that was in like 1.5 years

now that the new Halo is back he expects to make at least that much this year alone

he's sick, man

I thought I was good at Halo ... I'll 1v1 him and get 0 kills. It's incredible.

Money trumps everything, though.

If you have money you can do whatever you want.

Thanks for the reminder. LMAO

That's really how it is these days?

Man, that wouldn't even feel like a date. It would feel like I was hanging out with a friend.

dude has made over $100K in his Halo career and that was in like 1.5 years

now that the new Halo is back he expects to make at least that much this year alone

he's sick, man

I thought I was good at Halo ... I'll 1v1 him and get 0 kills. It's incredible.

I've literally never went on a date in my life I didn't pay for. Even when I've had long term (6+ months lol) girlfriends I still feel uncomfortable if they pay. Not my thing.

I just got done running 3 miles on my treadmill, though, so maybe this whole 'have nothing to do' thing is pretty decent. I've been meaning to dust that baby off!

Stop dating whores.

If a girl dumps you because she doesn't want to pay for herself occasionally, she's kind of a bitch, and deserves a soulless relationship based on materialism and daddy issues.

I don't need any dating advice from you, Clay. I literally don't want a girlfriend. At all. I enjoy having 3 or 4 girls in my phone I can call up and hang out with whenever I want, or meet a new girl, or just do nothing but sit around all day and play poker or Halo. Or watch TV. Or go jack off at a Wal Mart. Literally zero responsibility or obligations outside of my job.

Girls with daddy issues are dirty

I used to play a lot of video games.

Eventually you will want to find a real relationship with a person you love.

My guess is you settle for someone a bit chubby in your late 30s.

Get them drunk, ask if you can put the tip in, just to see how it feels. Geez, you guys are dumb.

you'd make a terrific therapist

diagnosing issues based off of your ever so documented normal life and handing out life lessons to others

Girl who pays is hiding something- maybe pre-op?

I don't care how much it tickles. Pet shop dates always hurt clay in the end

I'm a fan of girls with 0 father figures in their lives, because I certainly don't want to have "the talk" with any girl's dad.

That's a ****ing fiery bladed gauntlet.

That's understandable. Just find a catholic chic whose dad croaked

I was there at your age. You will evolve. As much fun as it is to do whatever the **** you want during the day, it doesn't compare, not even in the same league as having children and growing old together with someone you love.

Some girls don't want kids.

Those girls are incredibly hot.

I didn't settle down until I was 30 and had traveled all over the world. I get the single life. Loved it.

Seems to me though that not experiencing having children before you become worm food??? Doesn't seem to have been a "full" life to me. But. to each their own.

I've seen how kids completely take over the lives of some people and take all of their money. That's not for me.

I'd rather spend that money and time on myself. It's a big world and I want to see it all.

Cool.

So we've all learned an important life lesson here!!!!

Different things make different people happy!

Yay!

You wanting that ill na na for life.

update:

I'm signed into XBL, but can't access any of my pins. About to head to a Redbox god damnit

At this point in my life, I 100% agree. I LOL at people who just graduated HS with me a coupleyars ago getting married and having kids.

Suckers.

If I had kids I would probably turn back to video games though.

update:

I just got a MOAB playing Kill Confirmed on MW3 for PC.

Now I'm going to bed.
Goodnight CP.

Then just go. Get you a European rail pass.

I heard about a program in Israel on Kibbutz's that allow you to work there part time, live there as a base. Then you got liberal time off to go travel around. Probably not a possibility these days but I bet there are other options.

I left the country with $145.00. Traveled the world for a year and half. Where there is a will, there is a way.

He was born with 2 gay dads. If you don't want to spread your seed I support you man

I'd rather sit around, jerk off, play XBL, and gamble.

Is that ok?