GONZO, THIS IS WHAT COULD HAPPEN
 

if the DeBerg penalty is not put in place.

Now here are some tacos.

http://abovethelaw.com/uploads/2011/...-beef-meat.jpg

Those aren't tacos.

These are tacos.

http://169lpf2pywq9to97r2eb0xqgo4.wp...aTakoNako2.jpg

Loochys look better lol Gonna start me a poop thread Looch!!

LMAO

You are clearly uninformed on the subject of good tacos.

Yes there are way better.

You can't argue with a Mexican about tacos. **** outta here.

You don't understand. They are for my poop thread.

Sorry. Carry on then.

No, that looks like two eyes, a giant mouth and a facial mole made of lime.

You guys know what else is good Mexican food?

Tortas

http://eatwholly.com/images/recipes/NewMexicanTorta.jpg

WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

I feel like this thread probably rubs a lot of the older board participants the wrong way

You should probably direct them to the nearest Asian massage parlor so they can be rubbed the right way (I'm at work so I can't google locations to provide them directions).

I know this is blasphemy, but I love Mexican food, but can't do sour cream or guacamole. Just can't stomach the shit.

I'm Mexican and I'm pretty much sour cream and guacamole free. I like avocados (aguacates in Spanish) though.

Edit: I almost never eat guacamole. I rarely use sour cream. For some reason my wife loves to put a shitload of sour cream in her mashed potatoes (I think it is disgusting (in the potatoes that is)).

mmmm

mashed potatoes with sour cream and chives....

Ciao

locations can be found on the back pages of the Dallas Observer or Fort Worth Weekly.

I heard the tacos in Portland are so tender, you don't need teeth to eat them.

I realize that this may be a shock to you but not all of CP's posters live in DFW.

You're going to be busy compiling a list so I suggest you get started ASAP.

That Torta had a ****ton of guacamole on it. I almost ate my computer screen until I spotted the guac. Can't do it, man.

Anyway it's nice to know you can enjoy Mexican food without sour cream and guacamole.

Tell her to swap sour cream for real cream.

I just grabbed a random pic from google.

Every place that I get tortas from uses avocado slices and not guacamole on their tortas. I do ask them to leave off the mayo. I ****ing hate mayo.

Beans?:evil:

I'm kidding

A good torta should have beans in it.

I'm being serious.

**** RANCH.

****ING RANCH ****ING SUCKS.

**** YOU FOR SUGGESTING ****ING RANCH.

Seriously though. Ranch isn't cool with the Buehler445.

The best taco

**** YOU for making me despise my lunch!!!

Taco Burger....

http://taco-via.com/images/dd30c81da...61adec58c8.jpg

Was it a sad desk lunch?

Those tacos look like the ones I get down at Bichelmiers (sp) on Saturday mornings.

My best buddy down here is an authentic border crossing mexican. He opened a shop that sells tacos, tortas, and burritos like the ones Native is posting. They are ****ing amazing.

I remember you making a post about cooking up some steaks real nice, and some family members drowning them in ranch.

I would have raged.

Good memory.

My wife cut me off before I could come unglued. She is a saint. However we don't cook them steaks anymore.

Last time we talked about tacos, and people started showing real tacos, SNR shit on us all and told us what horrible people we where.

Im actually going to our little mexican bakery to get some of these tacos tonight.

Taco al pastor, SIN CEBOLLAS, CON AGUACATE~

Al pastor is my favorite.

You should leave the onions on there. They're awesome.

WHY DID MY DEBERG THREAD MORPH INTO A FOODSNOB THREAD?

It's not a food snob thread. It's a taco/torta thread.

And I'm a master of misdirection.

A+ thread, would read again.

I decided not to click on it.
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THEN USE THE IGNORE TOOL

cebollas es para pobres.

For real though, I wouldn't touch an onion ever.

You are weird.

nope. just not clicking on it.
and don't call me tool.
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i like you

because you dont have your panties in a wad about a stupid thread

you'll have to send me a pm cause I'm not clicking on this thread.
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For some reason, I have the urge to go to a strip club

Start a thread about it.

http://www.readypac.com/wp-content/u...esarWrap-T.jpg

Doesn't get any sadder.

At a certain age, any rubbin' is good rubbin'.

Tortas are amazing. I only eat them alone, though. It's a terrible sight.

If I dnt get extra olives on my nachos.
Things can get a lil crazy

Jalapeno Tortas FTMFW.


One of the benefits of living in a Hispanic-dominated area is the food.