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Imon Yourside 01-20-2015 10:00 AM

Teen caught after posing as OB/GYN at hospital for month, fooling doctors
 
Because...Florida!

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – Police say a teenager in Florida was “playing doctor” inside a real medical facility.

The teen, who posed as a doctor, was able to walk the halls of St. Mary’s Medical Center in West Palm Beach.

Police say he wore a white coat with the St. Mary’s logo.

“I think it’s just crazy. I can’t believe he got away with it for a month,” Stacy Morales said.

The impostor was busted while wearing a stethoscope around his neck and a mask on his face.

At the time, he was in an examination room with a patient.

“He presented himself with a patient of our practice and introduced himself as Dr. Robinson,” Dr. Sebastian Kent said, an OB/GYN with St. Mary’s Medical Center.

According to the police report, the teen was inside the examination room with a patient when Dr. Kent conducted an exam.

“The first thing I thought was, ‘I am getting, I am really getting old because these young doctors look younger every year,” Dr. Kent said.

The real doctor called security, who then called police.

Even security guards around the hospital had seen him for weeks and believed he was someone who belonged there.

“I saw him outside our office building with policemen surrounding him. I believe they had him in handcuffs. There was quite a commotion,” Dr. Kent said.

The hospital said in a statement:

“The individual never had contact with any hospital patients and did not gain access to any patient care areas of the hospital at any time. The hospital immediately notified local authorities, who took the individual into custody, and we are cooperating with their ongoing investigation.”

The teen’s mother rushed to the scene, saying her son has an illness.

She said he had not been taking his medication.

Police and the hospital have decided not to charge the teen.

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html...deoId=28394018

http://fox13now.com/2015/01/19/teen-...ooled-doctors/

Let me know if it's Q, didn't see anything recently about it.

WhawhaWhat 01-20-2015 10:05 AM

He should get an award, not arrested.

Bowser 01-20-2015 10:08 AM

I can't help but laugh at this. A real life Catch Me If You Can situation.

Imon Yourside 01-20-2015 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 11281826)
He should get an award, not arrested.

The hospital decided not to press charges..

BucEyedPea 01-20-2015 10:09 AM

I wonder if that was Cunning Linquist.

Gonzo 01-20-2015 10:12 AM

LMAO That's pretty awesome.
However, I feel sorry for most OBG docs. I'd assume that 90% of the twats that come in are usually something you don't want to see anyway.

Imon Yourside 01-20-2015 10:12 AM

At the very least he wasn't caught with deflated footballs.

Imon Yourside 01-20-2015 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 11281844)
LMAO That's pretty awesome.
However, I feel sorry for most OBG docs. I'd assume that 90% of the twats that come in are usually something you don't want to see anyway.

Who could eat fish tacos after working that job?

BucEyedPea 01-20-2015 10:14 AM

I had a cousin who used to wear a t-shirt down at the Cape where we vacationed in summer that said on it: "Amateur Gynecologist" It was hilarious the reactions he'd get!

Donger 01-20-2015 10:14 AM

There's something fishy about this story. But, there must be some real twats working at that hospital not to notice.

BigMeatballDave 01-20-2015 10:14 AM

Some people at this hospital should probably lose their job.

I'd never seek treatment there.

Bowser 01-20-2015 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11281849)
There's something fishy about this story. But, there must be some real twats working at that hospital not to notice.

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Donger 01-20-2015 10:16 AM

LMAO

Bowser 01-20-2015 10:16 AM

And of course this happens in Florida. Something is in the water down there.

Imon Yourside 01-20-2015 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11281853)
And of course this happens in Florida. Something is in the water down there.

I really really really want to move there....just...can't.....seem....to...pull the trigger on it.

BigMeatballDave 01-20-2015 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11281853)
And of course this happens in Florida. Something is in the water down there.

No. Like I said before, this is what happens when you get people from NY and NJ procreating over a number of years.

Imon Yourside 01-20-2015 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave (Post 11281862)
No. Like I said before, this is what happens when you get people from NY and NJ procreating over a number of years.

of course..i was at Universal a couple of years ago..and we were going to the exit...Some Dude with New York plates pulled in the wrong way(wrong direction) in the bus only lane too. One of the security guys asked me if he had done it..I said yes he did..the dude got out of his car and started yelling at me..

You happy now? i was picking up my poor daughter and now u got me in trouble...I repeated yes if the bus had been a couple seconds earlier you could have had a nice flattened vehicle there buddy. Stand in line like the rest of us you pos east coast asshole :D

He wasn't a happy camper to say the least.

Idahojim 01-20-2015 12:24 PM

Let's just hope
 
That he wasn't singing the Oscar Meyer song while doing a pelvic.

NewChief 01-20-2015 12:37 PM

I vacation in PB every Spring Break. Chances are he wasn't seeing a vagina younger than 70 years old.

Tombstone RJ 01-20-2015 12:38 PM

lol... you can't make this stuff up.

ptlyon 01-20-2015 12:48 PM

A month ain't nothin, we've had an imposter tackle for two years, and he gets PAID!

BucEyedPea 01-20-2015 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN (Post 11281871)

You happy now? i was picking up my poor daughter and now u got me in trouble...I repeated yes if the bus had been a couple seconds earlier you could have had a nice flattened vehicle there buddy. Stand in line like the rest of us you pos east coast asshole :D

Heh! Heh! Heh!

NinerDoug 01-20-2015 01:14 PM

The hospital said in a statement:


“The individual never had contact with any hospital patients and did not gain access to any patient care areas of the hospital at any time. The hospital immediately notified local authorities, who took the individual into custody, and we are cooperating with their ongoing investigation.”

Imon Yourside 01-20-2015 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinerDoug (Post 11282130)
The hospital said in a statement:


“The individual never had contact with any hospital patients and did not gain access to any patient care areas of the hospital at any time. The hospital immediately notified local authorities, who took the individual into custody, and we are cooperating with their ongoing investigation.”

Except

At the time, he was in an examination room with a patient.

“He presented himself with a patient of our practice and introduced himself as Dr. Robinson,” Dr. Sebastian Kent said, an OB/GYN with St. Mary’s Medical Center.

According to the police report, the teen was inside the examination room with a patient when Dr. Kent conducted an exam.

Jimmya 01-20-2015 01:47 PM

Old vaginas.....lol

NinerDoug 01-20-2015 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN (Post 11282176)
Except

At the time, he was in an examination room with a patient.

“He presented himself with a patient of our practice and introduced himself as Dr. Robinson,” Dr. Sebastian Kent said, an OB/GYN with St. Mary’s Medical Center.

According to the police report, the teen was inside the examination room with a patient when Dr. Kent conducted an exam.

So he watched a single exam.

Pablo 01-20-2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11281853)
And of course this happens in Florida. Something is in the water down there.

America's infected, limp penis state.

BucEyedPea 01-20-2015 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11282438)
America's infected, limp penis state.

Depends on what area you're in. Some worse than others some areas are great for young people.

BossChief 01-20-2015 06:05 PM

ROFL

Rain Man 01-20-2015 06:28 PM

If I was the real doctor I would've had him take care of a few impacted bowels before I called security.

Ming the Merciless 01-20-2015 06:31 PM

So the OB/GYN looks at the hot 19 year old patient, and says that he is going to have to numb her vagina up.



NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM

notorious 01-20-2015 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 11282704)
So the OB/GYN looks at the hot 19 year old patient, and says that he is going to have to numb her vagina up.



NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM

Only to find out that the 19 year old was there for her herp checkup.

booger 01-20-2015 09:14 PM

He had a paper to write on shucking oysters

lewdog 01-20-2015 09:15 PM

Holy shit, Florida

ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 01-20-2015 09:33 PM

Pooty Howser MD

booger 01-20-2015 09:58 PM

He wanted to study snapper in their natural habitat

Demonpenz 01-20-2015 11:59 PM

If he wanted to look at pussies he could have just popped in some chiefs game tape.

007 01-21-2015 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idahojim (Post 11282064)
That he wasn't singing the Oscar Meyer song while doing a pelvic.

LMAO


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