My wife's vagina smells all the time.?
 

All the time it smells nasty and honestly no matter what she wears, it's always gross smelling. She has a clean bill of health, just a nasty odor. She cleans it regularly, but it has a fishy smell, and white toilet paper left behind pieces. She goes to the obgyn, but they say nothing is wrong. She took a yeast infection pill, but the smell never left. I'm really worried about it. What can the smell be?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...2200207AA3CjPZ

best answer: "what does her nose do?"

My biggest regret in life is opening this thread.

I love me some stank poosay.

LOL


this really is the right answer:

I likes when the vag has SOME kind of smell... Doesn't mean I want to live down there, but still... :p

Does it smell better or worse then her arm pit

Anyone else like hairy poon?

Toss a couple breath mints in there about twenty minutes before you munch her box

I'm always down to get in on a little Reggie Bush if you're picking up what I'm throwing down.

Off season around here just gets worse and worse.

C'mon Royals spring training... you can't get here soon enough!

Watch her next time she takes a dump. If she doesn't wipe front to back her shit will get all ****ed up

Don't they make pill or cream for that...

Left behind pieces?

Sucks to be u

I like how this is a poop thread

Did you two ever find the family hamster that ran away?

A thread once opened cannot be unopened.:shake:

does it give you stank dick?

Go vag to mouth, and show her what you're talking about.

Moar asparagus!!

Is this why your name is MahiMike??

What a bunch of ****ing men.

What if the problem isn't her?
What if the problem is the rotten meat she's storing in that footlocker?

I have to wonder what some of your crotches smell like. Everyone do a crotch scratch n sniff right now.

Clean linen? Food? Sweat?
Popcorn?

I prefer the girls that don't smell ... those are the keepers

I think I'm lucky in that regard. My wife has never had an odor at all.

Four in the morn...
You ain't comin' home....
Somethin' going wrong...

Can I smell yo.....

If it's some new chic and was fun I usually wait a day or so to wash the splashy splashy sexy juice stank off my cock n balls. That way when I go take a leak at work I get a whiff of it and I instantly smile thinking of the night before. But I'm kind of a romantic like that

aaaannnnd reason #100 while I'll take being gay over straight or Lesbian...... grrrrross :Lin::Lin:

Yah I throw mine in an Autoclave but I feel you.

Cock all the way.

What was reason #99 tho?

Is your Wife the reason for your avatar?

Right now it's not bad at all. Kinda a minor armpit stank. not swampo armpit just not flowery either

Sardine Mike

I would suggest you let her read this thread, and see which answers she thinks are most likely.

Buttered Popcorn.

Never seen one in person lol. All the girls I've been with, random sluts getting naked at parties, strippers, etc been clean shaving. Its almost exotic now to see a hairy poon.

I think smelly vag is genetics ... if you have a sweaty vag, your mom probably had one, too

One of my friends exs bathed all the time and he said she smelt like raunchy tuna.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

I want to find a chic with corn rows pubes

Sorry bruh, I'll think about pulling out next time.

Has she tried not screwing so many homeless dudes?

Nothing beats that new car smell

Saliva kills all. Get after it hoss.

I dated a Japanese girl for a brief period and her skin smelled like paper (basically nothing) and her pussy smelled like the slightest tinge of fresh sushi. Only one I was ever with so couldn't tell you if it's a pattern or if I got lucky. Can't say it was the prettiest pussy but it had a great personality.

Woof pussy takes the starch right out my sails. If I have to scrub my junk with Comet in the shower afterwards, it isn't worth having!

I've never had a stank pussy but I did have a couple that weren't too ****ing fresh.

The gyno saying nothing is wrong is throwing me off, if something is up down there most likely they would find it.

Maybe she's letting it get ripe to keep you away?

After all these years and Im just now finding out DenverChief is gay. I must live under a rock.

Does she have a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma?

I didn't know DenverChief was gay either.

I have a good gay joke.

What do horses eat?

Hay.

What does a gay horse eat?

Haaaaaaaaaay.

So I have a confession then. My wife's vagina also stinks. So much so that I told her I hated eating the poon. This was almost a prenuptial prior to us getting married. Now in the 8 years of our being married, yes 8 years because everything else is awesome, I have went down 1 time, and I almost threw up. I tried subtly to bring it up as she would get frustrated when I didn't munch, but finally just came out and told her bluntly. Well that backfired and we fought for 2 weeks after, and trust me when you say it, you can't unsay it. She eventually went into a denial phase, then acted like she completely forgot that Iever said it. Now she gets mad again cuz iI won't do it. I swear if she cheats that will be the only reason. I've tried to encourage her to get a lesbian side piece to fulfill that need, as she used to experiment, but nope not happening. I hope my story can help you. I know it has helped me to get this off my chest. 2nd time (her being the 1st) I ever talked about it. My friends all say my wife is smoking hot, because of the fake boobs, with a couple friends actively trying to convince us to swing. But I'm dude if you only knew. SMH!!

Oh and prior to our relationship, I ate the poon on a regular basis, I was like a Ninja on the monkey.

LMAO

You know why you should never try going down on your wife when you first wake up in the morning?

Ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Stick a few mints in there, wait a minute, and munch away, friend.

Sweat?

Your ignorance knows no bounds

The pH is off, so the groinecologist ought to be able to fix that.

I think now we know where Mr. BigNastyKCNut hangs out.

It looks like a cock trap - snapper clam

:)

LMAO - haaaaay

There is a place where pussy smells like candy. The good candy not that shit grandma buys. Pussies are never dry and are always tight and wet. many days the Pussies sit around and play tecmo bowl. This place where Pussies roam free and beautiful is Rainbow Pussy Bridge1

Bullshit, I thought gay first responders only existed on Denis Leary TV shows?

:D :thumb:

LMAO

In my limited experience with a handful of vadge, I've never noticed a bad smell but the Bartolin gland fluid did seem reminiscent of the taste of drinking water out of a garden hose.

Or a mouthful of nickles and dimes.

I used to drop water balloons on cars from there on my way to the DQ on King Hill to get a bonaner split.

A metallic taste?

You earned your blood wings and didnt even know it.

What a great topic. My wifes stanky vag.

This can't be life lol.

Posting in a Xztop level thread atm.

Tic tac?

I feel like your wife needs to read this thread.

Try shoving one of those air freshener trees up there.

Wild cherry would be good I think.

This could be HOC worthy honestly.

Ummm.....divorce?