What is your favorite coconut water?
 

I love this stuff. It's the tastiest water ever, and I could probably drink a gallon a day.

What brands do you like?

Is this shit fattening?

Let's talk some coconut water.

Gross.

You should care more about your hydration. I bet a good slam of coconut water after a night of drinking would make you feel like a new man.

I generally stay with Zico, and usually only use it when I'm out working and sweating a lot. The potassium keeps me from cramping in the hands and forearms

**** coconut water. Shit sucks

Nothing should ever go into water except ice. And technically, I'm not even sure that ice counts as a separate ingredient.

Dr. Pepper is water with stuff in it.

Zico eh? The Food Babe( hubba-hubba ) says 'Amy and Brian' make the Rolls of coconut water. Imma' have to Amazon.

You're missing out.

Just another example of the man trying to hold a coconut down.

Would coconut water help Alex Smith throw the ball downfield?

Or is Dr. Pepper stuff with water in it?

That actually makes it sound much less appealing. I don't think I have a good argument against your thesis.

I chug one after a night of solid boozing. Prevents hangovers.

The kind you get when you crack open the coconut and drink it yourself. Any thing else is bunk.

Hey you guys wanna be freaked out? Google coconut crab. Saw a few of those ****ers climbing trees when I was a kid. Would not **** with

I'm not sure if the mental enhancements coconut water offers would help. It's been linked to staving off Alzheimer's, but it would probably be best for Alex to get a little memory loss to forget that he's such a pussy when it comes to passing.

See, Bug? SEE?!?!?!?
The coconut is supposed to be green for the best water, so I read.

Shit sucks

Quit drinking the shitty brand, and buy some good stuff.

Indeed

A green coconut would probably be hard to come by on the mainland. I'll have to investigate this.

What's the good stuff besides shit

You can find them if you have a Polynesian grocer or maybe an authentic hawaiian food place near by, but they are hard to find. You can get em shipped though

Well, I would surmise that if you can buy it at Walmart, it's probably not very good.

Most of the common brands are heavily processed. There might be some better stuff at Sprouts.

WIN.

Who knew you'd announce your love of men by declaring coconut water your drink?

If you drink coconut water, you don't have to tell your family you're gay...they already know.

Enough with the water. Google image the coconut crabs, damn it!

Nope. Not googling anything with the word crabs in it. I have to sleep tonight!

Just once.....do it

I tried it once. I had to hold my nose to drink it. I did feel pretty damn good though

It's very good for you. I prefer fresh out of a coconut. I've tried the packaged kind and do not care for taste. Not my favorite drink even out of coconut either but that is more palatable.

I just have to climb a tree down here to get me some.

I hate you

Seems pretty docile

Lol.

Raising a pinky while taking a sip cancels teh ghey out, though.

No. But it might ease that constant cramping that makes you a whiny bitch . Give it a try! Happy Easter!

Nobody cares.

I'd eat a coconut crab while drinking coconut water followed by some coco puffs with coconut milk. Bang Bang!!

We make coconut water for Zico, Naked Juice, and O.N.E.

O.N.E. and NJ are made from single strength non concentrated coconut water.

Some of the flavored O.N.E. stuff is good. Its coconut water and real single strength fruit juices bended. Throw some rum in some of it and it would be damn tasty. I'm looking at you Lewdog.

The NJ Pure is simply coconut water, single strength and nothing else.

The Zico is made from 60x concentrate, some of the flavored stuff is OK in my opinion.

Yup, making coconut water right here in good old Missouri.

Pics or it didn't happen.

So do you have to be naked to make Naked Juice, or do you have to be naked to drink it? I've never been sure, and the woman at the 7/11 seems to disagree with me.

So

I didn't say I did. I just said I can do that here if I want one. ;)

Seems a little nutty

Naked Juice is made by nude Oompa Loompas deep in the underground caves of Wonka's factory. It can be consumed nude or clothed.

Source: I heard it from a dude.

Anything Coconut is good for ya bro, using that coconut oil on my bread with some natural preserves is the shiznitz too.

Not surprised you're asking about nut juice...

Why is that?

Well, since the Chiefs never have any...

I have discovered that pulp-mix ****ing sucks. Avoid this disastrous witch craft like the plague.

I usually buy Vita Coco for my Wrestling team during the season. I'll pack a few in their bags and tell them to drink it after weigh ins.

:LOL:

Tap water, please.

You are a sad individual, sir. :evil:

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Its calorie free. Fat free, and almost cost free per glass.

Not free

And tastes like shit!

w00t!

Zico in bottles is from concentrate, in the boxes is not. Though both [as with all the ones you list] are pasteurized.

Similarly, for economy's sake, Trader Joe's is not from concentrate, but is pasteurized, putting it in the ball park with most other good, shelf stable, coconut water.

Stop drinking from the toilet! Or, Complain to your local water department. Nothing better than ice water when you're thirsty.

Get a filtered pitcher.

One thing St. Louis gets right and tight is water. That big Mississip enters the system on the north end of town and delivers clean tasty water all the livelong day. The water department doesn't even charge by volume, so you can water your yard and take those long luxurious showers with a peaceful mind.

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Brawndo's got what plants crave!

It's got electrolytes!

My favorite would be water hold the coconut.

I heard it's really, really overpriced and that there's a big surplus of coconuts. They just price is high because coconuts are uncommon in the US.