****Official Royals @ Houston Gamethread 7/1****
 

Volquez on the mound trying to avoid the sweep. Sorry Lew, have pants on this evening, no pants didn't work the first 2 games. Let's do this shit

Take one game in this series and cap off a good road trip.

Gonna be a long ass game if Velasquez goes more than a few innings. Dude is painfully slow in the mound. Intriguing talent though

Heading to the stadium now.

Salvage one for us, please.

Not sure what kind of pants but man I am disappoint.

Can the Royals hit some home runs over that stupid left field wall tonight? It's not that hard.

WE GOT THIS

Is their train horn broken?

How many consecutive times do they need to blow it before the game?

Alright boys, play good baseball :)

Way to start it, Escobar...

Nice job Cain.

Cain limps to 3rd on that LMAO

hey look another potentially meaningless two out hit

BOOM

He looks a bit hurt.

THANK YOU STUPID PARK

Cuban Breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

That ball is out in exactly one park.

Thank you.

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AND JUST LIKE THAT. BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Or....

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Probably a double here.

Hey, let me just shoot the ball to the opposite field. Oops, I mean shoot the ball over the wall.

It's probably caught, after looking at it again.

Maybe, depending on if it is windy at all.

Yep, a lot of variables.

Nice opening inning, keep it up. :thumb:

Oh, come on Esky. By no means is that an easy play, but it needs to be made.

Ohh.

Derp. Wait, that's NOT an error? Thanks Houston scorer

Escobar needs to get his head in the game. First he strikes out swinging at a pitch 14 feet outside, then he boots a grounder.

You think he gets him?

Yep, clearly he's thinking about something else.

He atleast gets one

Sick pitch, now turn two.

Striiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike Out

He had a chance at second.

Didn't look like it on the replay.

All-star defense

Filth. Absolute filth

Valbuena/Carter at 4 and 5 is a ****ing joke

The movement on that pitch...

That is just sick

That's 2 K let's get another K

Way to pitch out of it.

w00t

Whew!!

Attababy, Volky

nice job!

That piece of shit park is helping us tonight.

It's beautiful

rios better bring it.

Heads up play, Gordo!

Flash Gordon

rios!

That's a nice swing there

Ugh. Game over. Velasquez isn't ready. Need Feldman back.

his name is rios and he dances on the saaaaaaaaaand!

Must be something wrong with my computer. It just said Alex Rios did something positive.

altuve is only 5 feet tall.

Omar struck out on a pitch way outside the strike zone. You should be recalibrated now.

Nice steel Rios

Today's Hud quote

"He looked very runnerish over at first"

We swing at the out of zone pitches.

Good GOD! Speed it up, Vincent.

Holy ****, Volquez. Not fair.

OMG that pitch was NASTY.

Volquez' 2-seamer is looking extra nasty tonight.

Volquez.. omg.

Warning track power.

Crazy you can tell KC is under the gun tonight weatherwise. Not much posting going on.

It's because we're winning. Nothing for the bitchers to bitch about.




..and maybe due to the weather :)

Nice going Volquez.:thumb:

And also hoping everyone is OK from the weather.

KKKKK

It's because we're winning. And lewdog is busy with laundry. :facepalm:

Just a hair out front