Ten Things About A Birthday
 

10. I turned 56 today. Every year I add on, I'm frankly surprised I made it this far, considering my stressful job and less than healthy lifestyle. I endeavor to persevere...

9. It's the one day a year I read my horoscope in the paper. Today it told me to be less sarcastic. Yeah, I'm gonna do that, you bet...

8. It's the one day a year your wife lets you do basically whatever you want. I mean that in a variety of ways. She just requests that I tell her when I'm through.

7. Your 20 friends on Facebook all take ten seconds out of their busy lives to wish you a Happy Birthday.

6. Clark Hunt forgot to call me again this year. He must have lost my phone number....

5. I'm one year closer to a senior discount at Golden Corral.

4. The older I get, the more ointments I seem to acquire...

3. No matter how old I get, my good pal Mr. Doggity is always 12 days older.

2. One of my cats left me a nice hairball on the bed this AM. Nothing like a home made birthday present. It comes from the heart. Or is this case, from the digestion tract.

1. I'm hoping Andy Reid can come up with a nice present like the Royals gave me last year....a WINNING playoff run.

Happy BD to Big Air, Pablo and Archie Swin today as well!

In 56 years you never learned how to spell persevere?

Spel chek iz fur puzies....

I always thought you were a little older than I am, George.

A birthday only means you're one year closer to death.

Happy Birthday Blowfish. One of the best posters on CP!

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, George. Here's hoping that you keep your Top Ten thing going for many, many more years. Have a good one!!!

Number 8 is my favorite part of my birthdays.

Oh, and happy birthday. :)

Unless you are Keith Richards then it's just another day in eternity.

Happy Birthday Mr. king of the top 10!

Have you joined AARP yet? You can do that at 50.

Happy birthday.

Happy Bday
 

Always enjoy your ten things each week during the season! Happy bday to you!!

Did you get the card I sent?

Happy birthday George

No one is older than you are.

If you'd said pissier instead of older, you'd be on to something.

pffft...you've mellowed.

Happy birthday, Mr. George!

Happy birthday, bud.

Todd Haley says "*&%# You!"

Happy Birthday!!

:LOL:

Now now, he told the press "I may have waved," and "I would never use profanity, I'm around my children a lot..."

**** off and get off Bob Dole's lawn.

Happy Birthday blowfish. Looking forward to the 2015 10 takes.

How the oldest degenerate on CP anyway?

Happy bday, you top tier poster you.

Raytown still kicks Independence's ass all day though.

Happy birthday man!

I always thought we were close in age...turns out you are a year & half older than me! Makes me feel better! Thanks!

Oh yeah...Happy Birthday George!

Happy Birthday Mr Blowfish.....So is Mrs Blowfish tired of your requests yet?LMAO

You have been able to get senior discount at IHOP for the last year. I know, I am looking forward to being able to do that later this year myself!

Happy B-Day! :toast:

Her safe word is "FASTER!"

HBD men.

Have a great birthday George!

If the wife is going to say "yes" to anything today......it's worth a "shot". :LOL:

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When you were a senior, I was only in the 8th grade. You wouldn't have wanted to hang out with me at all back then.

I wish you a very happy 56th!

Love you, in a Christian type way.




May you love the Chiefs winning playoff streak in a prison type way.

Thanks for all the lovely sentiments. Some of you need therapy. But thanks all the same!

Happy belated birthday, George!

Happy late birthday, dickhead clay stole my bit

Give Mrs. Blowfish my best wishes on her recovery from yesterday. Have her limit her walking so she can start to feel better.

at least you're not a Jehovah's witness, brau......

happy birthday, fish of the blow!!!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday. I'm a couple yrs behind you so I have to pull for you to have a good year!