Go ahead, I'm a roast... baste me.
 

I haven't logged in since last August. What are the top 5 "big things" I have missed on Chiefs Planet?

Big Smoke had sex with a woman. That's about it.

Who are you?

Wat

1. I like boobs
2. Houston signed
3. Berry cleared to practice. If you've been in a hole, he got leukemia.
4. Clay still hates Alex Smith
5. Onthewarpath58 left forever. Dane McCloud un-left forever.

Bufkin's C-SPAN prank won him noob of the year.

Somebody posted a picture of their dick

Bukakke

1. Clay was named Poster of the Year and immediately turned into a douche big enough to clean Jenna Jameson's pussy.

2. FMB went full on reeruned about mod abuse and left the board.

3. Patriot fans have defended Brady and the piece of shit NE franchise like a momma bear defending her cubs.

4. Sweet Daddy has decided he is a very religious man while acting like a mentally challenged antichrist in any thread that mentions Alex Smith.

5. Every thread devolves into an Alex Smith bitch-a-thon.

FMB! fell on his swordfish for Inmen's sins.

Alex Smith still sucks.

Sounds like a repeat of 2009 so far... except no mention of LJ bitchslapping one of his club girls

Oh. And the Royals, yes those 100 loss royals won a playoff game (and went to the championship) before the Chiefs won one ****ing playoff game.

You can be sure thats happening somewhere, just not making news anymore.

5 - Too much Trump hating and bashing
4 - KCNatives epic rating of the posters
3 - Royals R Relevant
2 - Uncle Joey got out of both real jail and Chiefs Planet jail and is back kicking ass!
1- The return of Eric Berry

This

You're not roast-worthy. Not on the list.

Unknown poster made a plea for attention.

It's been pretty quiet. We looked at some pictures of Pluto.

LMAO

I remember the buildup to all this but didn't think it ever actually happened! That was pretty great, but I have to hand it to the host for keeping his shit together.

I had never seen Bufkin's prank call.

"I could cite former UN member Sabby Piscatelli" ROFL ROFL

Don't be so modest...there were polls a'plenty, and some of them contained a humorous element.

Amazingly, several CPers with sticks up their asses did not find that call to be entertaining.

"Gonzo from Lebenon, Missouri"


ROFL

Simply red is Mia?

1. DC is still chock full of complete nutbags.

2. FMB make 4,300 food threads this year and then disappeared after creating a mult for the sake of InMen's good name.

3. You can change your skin to a Royals theme if the red/gold interface rapes your eyes now.

4. FAX is never coming back.

5. Alice Smith still sucks, but the Chiefs should be respectable this year.

Wow. Boom!

ROFL Bufkin's prank call is so ****ing underrated. Dude made local news over that. And he nailed it. There are better solutions in the John Dorsey era. We've paid Justin Houston AND drafted a wideout.

Sir,

SMITH IS WHAT HE IS, AND ALL THE SURROUNDING TALENT IN THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE THAT. THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHICKEN LEFT IN THE SHIT-PILE WITH WHICH TO MAKE SALAD.

http://media.tumblr.com/a0b9f32ae363...gWn1s4xce2.gif

Damn.

...and I still don't ****ing understand that one. He seemed like such a rational guy. Why he chose to fight the powers in Inmen's defense is beyond me.

Dorsey heard the call.

Has InMem been removed from the MU list yet? I'd say it's high time.

Nope let him simmer a bit more to cook a bit more douche juice out

THis outstanding n00b will be happy to know we paid Houston AND drafted a wide out...:evil: