****OFFICIAL Royals at Blue Jays GDT 08/02****
 

Time to take a catheter and shove it up their Dickey!

Game start: 12:07 central

KC: Volquez (10-5, 3.21)
TOR: Dickey (5-10, 4.27)

Go Royals!


Royals
Escobar
Zobrist
Cain
Hosmer
Morales
Perez
Rios
Cuthbert
Infante

Blue Jays
Tulowitzki
Donaldson
Bautista
Encarnacion
Colabello
Martin
Pillar
Goins
Revere

In for the split!

In. Love the catheter line.

you know i'm in!!!!

gooooooooooooooo royals!!!!

Our best starter.

The game won't be delayed due to the annual trade deadline championship parade, will it?

In for another HR derby.

My prediction:

1) No chart today

2) Game over in the 3rd

4) umps squeeze strike zone.

5) Twins score first run of their game and "hair on fire" CP feels "The Twins are closing in".

6) Royals get early lead.

7) Royals lose early lead

8) Hair on Fire CP returns.

9) because mojo.

10) bust petes balls over his LOW BBIQ.

In for the win people! Also lots of awesome plays today!.

Moose out again.... wonder why?


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I'm back in da house.

Good game today fellas.

I'm a little butt hurt from yesterday. We'll what can I say? May the best team win.

I hope this game doesn't go to the 7th with the Jays trailing because I'm convinced Wade Davis and Greg Holland are rapists out of that bullpen of yours.

Moose is 0-7 in has career vs Dickey. I think his new plate approach would give home better results.

Infante is 16-31 against Dickey.

Just ****ing leave already. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gives a flying **** what you have to say in these threads. You become a lightning rod for stupid.

Salvage a split! Let's Go Royals!! :thumb:

This constant bullshit is more annoying than anything Pete says in a GDT. Over and over and over. Pete is just nervous and says what he feels. But you your just an asshole. Why dwell on something that was said six games ago. You seem to have a unhealthy obsession with Pete. Most the guys just tease him your a asswipe who adds nothing to the thread.

Excuse for a second while I take a piss in your Cheerios.

You're.

I think whatever family issues he has going on has started to wear on him. Maybe, maybe not. But who could blame him if that's the case? I wouldn't be surprised to see 7 scoreless from Volquez today

Ehh... I'm used to his backchatter now. I will actually kind of miss it when the series is over.

I WON'T, however, miss playing the Blue Jays.

Moose out again, huh?

:hmmm: that would be awesome, but against Jays in Toronto, that's highly unlikely. Just give me a solid 7 innings and keep us in the game.

Is Dickey the kind of pitcher who tries to strike guys out?

Or will he throw garbage at us and let us swing away at it all day?

Knuckleballer.

Its so we can see what Zobrist can do for the Royals at 3B

He's a hard throwing knuckleballer. There's really never been another pitcher like him as far as I know.

Never mind its Cuthbert

He plays deep third.

He got drilled in the leg yesterday.

We'll crush Dickey

Moose PH yesterday and got a hit later in the game didn't he?

Oh you sure got me.
Wee Willie the Asshole.

Ohhh Boy Split It

Would be more than happy with a banana split

RA Dickey is a turd.

So 6 scoreless from him wouldn't shock me at all...

We're pretty big dogs in this one. I can't figure out baseball lines at all.

Moose has been struggling anyway. With tomorrow that'll give him basically three days off. Good day to give him a rest facing a right handed knuckleballer.

Generally speaking you don't always want left handed hitters against a right handed knuckleballer and vice versa. Some switch hitters will hit from the same side of the plate as a knuckleball pitcher.

Big test for Edy in this one

Nothing says great mojo like Timberwolves mojo!!!

Knuckleballer with an avg fastball at 81 . ROFL

What a loser. We might score 12 in the 1st.

Wait on this slow crap Royals

Made Cain look silly there. Can't be swinging out of your shoes.

My Bad !

We're gonna lose.

Then we're all gonna die.

Welp.

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Volquez definitely needs to have that groundball pitch working today..

Did not know it was that bad! OUCH.

Volquez got a Hit !!!!!!!

Hope we didn't hit Donaldson intentionally, ****in' beast of a player he is.

That was for Moose, I'd imagine.

I think he's been pulling more than he should.

Sit down

Nice D Cut.

Man, the server is running like a dream today!

A warning for that. LAME.

Perfect !!!

Hit the bastard with a pitch right in the back and then turn him into a double play .

Can't get any better !!!!

At least if the Royals get plunked today it will be by an 80 mph fastball..

Fiesta fiesta!!

I hope we did. **** that roidhead. You could see his roid rage after he got hit.

Morales leading off an inning is the worst, I only want him hitting with people on base

How was the Chesney concert?

I've got nothing but respect for him, he plays one of the hardest positions in baseball well and ****ing smashes the baseball on offense, hes a madman

RA!

Yeah baby....Oh wait, let me add WR to RA

RAWR lol

I go to make a sandwich and when I get back the top half of the inning is already over. Super. Gotta love our 6-9 hitters lately

I think coaches need to start enforcing a take sign with Perez.

Smashes it at home. Not so much on the road.

Our mojo is totally ****ed. SNR needs to know that you don't start a game thread in which you don't post in during the game. ****ing rookie mistake.

Salvy gonna regress to Mendoza line if this keeps up. OPS+ has gotten progressively worse since entering the bigs

Lucky.

2nd game in a row that we are featured on ESPN's front page story. It's about BJ's though.

Dude sucks for plate discipline

Edwin is showing to the Royals he's got wheels. J/k

As good as youd expect...not going back

This game means a lot more than most would think, an improving Jays team with a good chance of being in the Wild Card, and its also the best of 7, much like a playoff series and we are tied 3-3 with them. plus we're 21 games over .500 and another win wouldn't hurt. Lol

Seriously...are these guys stealing signs? Colabello looked absolutely stunned to see a changeup there. It was like he had reason to believe it would be a fastball.