***** Official Dane versus Beach Tribe (and Hootie) Megathread *****
 

The fight was strewn about multiple threads. Please consolidate fight to this thread.

Three men enter, one leaves forever (again).

Maybe boss chief or chiefnj2 can join up?

I once challenged Dane and had to go to therapy for six months afterward.

Keep beach tribe in your prayers.

LMAO
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Falls count anywhere in the inter webs.

I will offer my services as moderator of the debate. I can be trusted to be impartial because they're all homer clowns who will never earn my respect.

It's like the Hardcore title of CP

I'm going to set some O/U's for buzz words used in this thread:

alcoholic 26.5
drunk 21.5
pizza boy 14.5
pedophile 6.5
audiophile 3.5
one who sucks the penis 2.5
junkie 5.5

Per a set number of posts. Otherwise there's no way to claim that somebody has actually lost.

Feel free to set the post limit on this. I really don't know how deep this thing is going to run.

Show me on the doll where Dane touched you.

I don't know anything about beach tribe, but it's not really fair for Dane to challenge the alcoholic pizza pederast to a battle of wits, as he is unarmed

:popcorn:

This is going to be good. I think I am going with Dane on this one.

I don't know what the hell is going on but I brought popcorn. :popcorn:

football season cant get here soon enough.

It's a good thing I don't have any special needs kids ... or I'd be in trouble here. Dane doesn't take kindly to "reerun breeders."

Cairo ****ing Santos, bitches!!

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Dane should write a diss track...Meek Mill style.

I always imagine that Dane is very much like Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a Half Men.

Please let me help with this.
Dig a couple holes for these fallen CP members, cuz after Dane's done their bodies be cold like Montana Decembers

Isnt this what you really meant?

Annnnnnnnd we're off and running.

That escaladed quickly


/Jamal Charles

Hootie just a pizza boy, Dane's a music mogul. Gettin' into smaller pants like he Jared ****in' Fogle.

Ka-BOOM, and Hootie scores the first point.

What's more likely: Ohio State repeating as the CFB playoff champions or Hootie getting banned again?

Stop reading my mind!

It's not like we need a back and forth. They're just going to post variations of the same things.

Hootie: "You think I care what you think, Mr. Big Shot? You're a loser."

Dane: "You're the dumbest asshat ass in the asshat douche world. You dumbass asshat."

Agreed.

+1

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:popcorn:

Thank goodness he can't knock up the Peyton Manning poster hanging on the bathroom door.

This could get ugly.

I'm gonna take shelter.

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Somehow this gem snuck by

I was worried about that at first

This thread needs burst.

This is a dumb thread.

Dane gonna win then his muscles will flex, this thread will have more pages than when Big Smoke had sex.

Hootie's rhymes are booty.Dane's shit ain't lame. Dane will make Hootie wish he could go dooty before the end of the game.

/bars

IN for the lavish disappointment!

LMAO

An alchy, a crack head, and a Hollywood fluffer walk in to a bar....

It seems a Hootie vs. Hamas could be historical. Hamas can bring the heat.

Smed has become more proficient in the use of the King's English, making for a much more enjoyable poster to all involved.

Those were incredible exchanges, particularly in the Peeholi era.

Been there, done that

Yes indeed. LMAO

Hamas can insult a person and they wouldn't even know.


He's like Dennis Miller. Sometimes you have no idea what you are laughing at because it flies right over your head.

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LMAO

At least one of the other parties is watching, though not choosing to engage.

Hootie I passed Champaign on the way home from EIU today and I thought of you. Just thought you should know.

Link?

Is this going to be a slap fight???

I hope you were driving with two hands, not one

The mob is gathering for a cock fight. I find it pedantic.

So where are you in this pic?

Yellow shirt is me.

I'm taking the picture.

I think you would need KCNative involved for it to be a cockfight.

hate and disrespect = impartial works for me
let him moderate

ROFL

This thread be no burst.
Huge disappointment. Just shut it down....

Lavish disappointment.

This thread makes every Hootie/Manning thread look legit by comparison.

Threadacide.

It's like having Wrestlemania XI with Hogan and Warrior pulling no-shows.

Thread now has burst....

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This thread would have been a top tier thread if I had made it.

Yes, but yours would have been about lawn care.

This is incorrect. I've already stated that I'm a novice when it comes to lawn care.

I'm an expert in many things. Lawn care is not one of them.

Don't deny your heritage, essay. It makes you unhappy.

Perhaps you should marry a lawnmower then.

FYP

I don't deny it. I encourage people that share my heritage to aim higher, so I pay a white guy to cut my lawn.

hmmmmmmmm, I don't think so. I'm worried it would either burn my dick or chop it off when I made sweet, sweet love to it.

Everything we have on each other is old.

I mean, I stopped doing drugs and and he stopped diddling children.
Everybody knows once you stop the urges just disappear.

Sure, but deep down, you know that you'd do a better job.