drunk in China
 

Taiwanese bartender really liked me. Is that gay? Hope not. Went dancing with lots killer babes.

Why can't American chick's top out at 110 lbs?

Hmmm.

Seriously I think this guy just liked talking English with me. Gave me like 5 free shots of quality shit. How I can even type this is amazing.

I must be amazing when I'm drunk.

You can't dance, Mike!

Be careful. They're just getting you drunk so they can steal your kidneys.

After 5 shots anyone can dance.

Ask him if it's true that when their women slide down a handrail it makes a flapping sound.

and they get slivers on their lower lips

It's been 20 years since I've been in the Far East, but when I was there, being a tall white guy was kind of like being a D-list celebrity. People approached me like I was the kid who played Bobby Brady or something.

Did you check out their teeth?

Watch your corn hole, bud.

Lady Boys

I love azn bitches

Sorry, brah. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Have you asked those Bastards why they keep trying to hack into our CP accounts !!!!!

Hope your are wearing a chastity belt...

When you wake up, imp wonder if you will have a tattoo on your face and learn that a lady boy finished in your bottom.

What part of China you in? I've been there 16 times starting in 1994 and last time in 2001.

Really love it-it's not for everyone and not too many people speak English.Been to Beijing, Tianjin, Shanghai, JinJiang, Shenzhen, Guangzhou, Wujian, and Jialing.

It was changing rapidly in the 7 years I was going back and forth so I imagine a big change in the last 14

What's the air quality like ?

Because Oprah convinced chicks over 200 lbs. that they look good in Daisy Dukes.

And where are our pics of hotties?

Would that be an asstity belt?

It's stunned me this summer how many 150+ pound women I've seen around here in spandex. It's just....they shouldn't do that. It doesn't hide what they think it's hiding.

Yeah, I want to see some hotties pixelated naughty bits please!

I'm in hangzhou. Hour from Shanghai. It's China national holiday for a week. This city normally has 8 million people. Must be close to 10 right now. Go to Shanghai next weekend. Most populated city in the world. Crazy.

Horrible. Been here a week and seen the sun once. Million taxis here. They need to switch to prius'.

Yeah, my brother was in Bejing and he said he could hardly breath.

I've forwarded this to Chinese authorities. See you in 15 years, ****er!

**** that. Go whoring.

I'm high on painkillers. That's all.

I know Hangzhou well. My former boss/good friend from Canada second wife is from Hangzhou and I hear it's beautiful.

Not sure you were warned but the Chinese police, PLA mostly, try to catch foreigners with Chinese women in their hotel rooms at night so they can shake you down for a bribe. If you go in that direction, do it during the day. many hotels even have people as floor monitors at the elevator exits on every floor to report to the front desk, who then calls the PLA. It's all a scary scam.

Hey do me a solid? Grab a phone book and count chins. I need a rough estimate.

He's gonna wake up with a bamboo stick up his ass.

Have you had any General Tso's chicken?

What are the Chinese thoughts on Alex Smith?

That was Thailand

Has anyone seen the General Tso's documentary on Netflix? It's pretty good.

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Was going post thread worthless with out pics but this is a beauty.

Still have your virginity intact?

Hello

Those look like 15 year old lady boys to me.

More to come.

This is so crazy. They have an app called foe We Chat. You can search for people nearby and chat. Many of them are 'sisters ' strange name for masseuse.

It is on his part, for sure...

I may be headed to Taizhou and Shanghai within the next year.
Should be good timez. Hope they love me long time.