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pr_capone

10-13-2015 02:05 PM

Sign Tebow

If this franchise is content to be the bottom feeding clown of the league then we/they should embrace it full on. We aren't gonna win shit this, or any other, year so might as well make it as interesting as possible.

I can see it now... Alex will take the snap and hand it off to Tebow who will fake the run and pitch back to Alex. Tebow will then run a flat slightly behind Alex who will throw it back to Tebow. Tebow will then throw that bitch downfield for a touchdown.

The first successful double flea flicker in history. MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

/this quality thread brought to you by pr_capone

Rausch

10-13-2015 02:05 PM

Oh for ****'s sake...

pr_capone

10-13-2015 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11799661)

Oh for ****'s sake...

LMAO

Reerun_KC

10-13-2015 02:08 PM

In for all its glory

SAUTO

10-13-2015 02:09 PM

stupid shit.

Red Dawg

10-13-2015 02:09 PM

I am sure this must a joke.

pr_capone

10-13-2015 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy (Post 11799679)

I am sure this must a joke.

:clap:

MIAdragon

10-13-2015 02:09 PM

In all seriousness, he can't be worse that Alex.

pr_capone

10-13-2015 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 11799684)

In all seriousness, he can't be worse that Alex.

Not only that but there might be a chance that he could simply put hands on Charles, call upon the heavenly father, and heal him.

MIAdragon

10-13-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 11799693)

Not only that but there might be a chance that he could simply put hands on Charles, call upon the heavenly father, and heal him.

Wonder if he worked on his laying of hands motion in the offseason as well!

Perineum Ripper

10-13-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 11799658)

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Predarat

10-13-2015 02:16 PM

He did win a playoff game as starting QB so there is that.

Baby Lee

10-13-2015 02:16 PM

The stakes for this season are so low, there's no answer beyond feasibility.

Ochocinco? Why not.

Maybe see if we can pry that rugby guy free from SF

Here's an 'outside the box' suggestion. . . . Rhonda Rousey!!!

Heck, if Hasselback wins another game maybe we can ruin Brenda Warner's week.

loochy

10-13-2015 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy (Post 11799679)

I am sure this must a joke.

Are sure that this must a joke? If not a funny.

ptlyon

10-13-2015 02:18 PM

Go fly a banner or something...

pr_capone

10-13-2015 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11799713)

I bet ya Christian Ronaldo would have made that 66yd FG. Gotta talk him into coming in for a tryout.

Mr. Laz

10-13-2015 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 11799684)

In all seriousness, he can't be worse that Alex.

This place has reached a new level of stupidity.

Predarat

10-13-2015 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 11799727)

I bet ya Christian Ronaldo would have made that 66yd FG. Gotta talk him into coming in for a tryout.

Especially with his name being Christian. Its a match made in heaven.

Baby Lee

10-13-2015 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 11799727)

I bet ya Christian Ronaldo would have made that 66yd FG. Gotta talk him into coming in for a tryout.

Gareth Bale home run hitter at RB!!!

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Mile High Mania

10-13-2015 02:27 PM

I'd start him over Alex...

BlackHelicopters

10-13-2015 02:29 PM

In Tebow we trust.

pr_capone

10-13-2015 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 11799760)

In Tebow we trust.

Indeed. The guy is a proven winner who improves every team he is on... even when he isn't on the field. I would sign him as the emergency QB/RB/Team Mascot.

The wins will flow... I promise.

BossChief

10-13-2015 03:05 PM

Just start Murray.

That would be a win win.

Either it ensures us the top pick, or we get to see a QB we actually drafted succeed.

ClevelandBronco

10-13-2015 03:07 PM

It's a good thing for Tebow that he already has his playoff win, 'cause that ain't happening in KC.

pr_capone

10-13-2015 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 11799878)

Just start Murray.

That would be a win win.

Either it ensures us the top pick, or we get to see a QB we actually drafted succeed.

I'm with you here. Murray should definitely start at QB for the remainder of the season. But, with Charles going to IR we have an empty roster spot.

I'm betting you can't name 25 other players you would rather have on the squad over Tebow. :D

Eleazar

10-13-2015 03:10 PM

Maybe I'll just be done reading the football threads here for the year...

pr_capone

10-13-2015 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 11799890)

Maybe I'll just be done reading the football threads here for the year...

LMAO

gblowfish

10-13-2015 03:11 PM

Even Jesus thinks you're trolling....

notorious

10-13-2015 03:14 PM

You guys fell for it. ROFL

Nice work Capone.

ClevelandBronco

10-13-2015 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 11799899)

You guys fell for it. ROFL

Nice work Capone.

Does that mean I should cancel my order for my authentic Tebow Chiefs away jersey? Dammit.

Baby Lee

10-13-2015 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 11799955)

Does that mean I should cancel my order for my authentic Tebow Chiefs away jersey? Dammit.

Tooge is stocking up on Packer hats, if you're in the market.

notorious

10-13-2015 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 11799955)

Does that mean I should cancel my order for my authentic Tebow Chiefs away jersey? Dammit.

Save in Cart.

Just to be safe.......

pr_capone

10-13-2015 03:49 PM

Picture it. Andy calls a quick slant and Tebow immediately misses 2 open receivers and takes off on a dead run. He scampers 83 yards, guided by the hand of God himself, and clips the endzone as a defender finally catches up to him. The stadium goes wild.

Can't you already envision everyone in Arrowhead taking a knee along with Timmy as he celebrates his first TD as a Chief?

**** yes.

Deberg_1990

10-13-2015 03:54 PM

1000x worse than a Deberg thread

pr_capone

10-13-2015 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 11800046)

1000x worse than a Deberg thread

ROFL

Baby Lee

10-13-2015 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 11800046)

1000x worse than a Deberg thread

This is your team on Reid.

And THIS, . . . is your team on weed.

Nightfyre

10-13-2015 04:00 PM

This thread is so bad that I initially thought it was a pete thread.

listopencil

10-13-2015 05:35 PM

Sign him and play him at running back. Come to think of it, maybe we should sign him and play him at running back,.

Pasta Little Brioni

10-13-2015 05:37 PM

Denver had the same chance at a title with him at the helm as they do with Manning.

listopencil

10-13-2015 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11800375)

Denver had the same chance at a title with him at the helm as they do with Manning.

The guy was a beast in Goal Line situations.

lewdog

10-13-2015 06:18 PM

Putting a player back there who has no business being an NFL QB seems like the logical step for an organization that has done something similar for the better part of 2 decades.

Tebow is absolute trash.

blsilks

10-13-2015 08:32 PM

We should sign Tebow, TO and Ocho just for the fun of it.

TribalElder

10-13-2015 09:23 PM

Tebow could beat Denver

The meltdown from that would provide a lifetime of ROFL

Psyko Tek

10-13-2015 09:58 PM

it'll sell Jerseys

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-14-2015 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 11799693)

Not only that but there might be a chance that he could simply put hands on Charles, call upon the heavenly father, and heal him.

This is true.

And circumcise Andy.

Coochie liquor

10-14-2015 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 11799955)

Does that mean I should cancel my order for my authentic Tebow Chiefs away jersey? Dammit.

And your Broncos Peyton Manning super bowl champion bobble head...

pr_capone

10-14-2015 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams (Post 11801282)

This is true.

And circumcise Andy.

Whoa now... Let's not go crazy and start attacking people's dick snuggies.

/love my dick snuggie

Ultra Peanut

10-14-2015 11:46 AM

plz

pr_capone

10-14-2015 11:48 AM

you can always tell when a poster didn't read the thread. :D

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