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***Canada sucks!!!---Official thread***
Time to make those pussy Canadians cry!!!!
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USA
USA USA USA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
**** em...ehh
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What a bunch of hosers.
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**** you bricks!
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Congrats Royal fans!
Now go kick some Bluejay ass USA! USA! USA! USA! |
Canadians are 'Eh Holes!
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America! **** yeah!
I've learned to hate this Blue Jays team with a passion. This will be intense. |
Rematch of the 1985 ALCS. May the song remain the same!
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And French is their official language, that should put anyone over the edge.
Screw you O' Canada! |
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I lived in Toronto at the Suites at One King West from Sept '06-Aug '07 and I love that city. If you can get there for a long weekend with 2 games, go! One of the most underrated cities.
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Take those roid raging Dbags down KC!!!
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Royals are going to get some BJ's.
Enjoy it fellas!:D |
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B.S. Canadien home-field advantage in that most of us can't get a passport in a day :thumbsdown:
****ers |
**** Canada.
Woooo USA woooo |
Moose run wild in Canada Moose is going go wild in Canada
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I'm shitting bricks right now!
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Canada. Boooooo.
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Not even on the map if not for the USA. Continental lottery winners. **** 'em!
Also, one way or another bricks should probably be banned now. |
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True story - I'm working on an ALCS rap battle vs. a Canadian rapper. We're going to try to release it Friday if all goes well. Anybody have some ammunition for who to make fun of on the Blue Jays?
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I've been waiting for this ALCS since July, just ask my wife.
What a great and memorable series this could be. |
Happy Canada is our neighbor. Nothing to worry about there. And I have found every Canadian I've met to be quite pleasant. **** Toronto though. With a corked bat!
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Canada has, by far, the hottest and sluttiest chicks in North America.
The last time they won the World Series, I had a threesome in a Marriott in Toronto after Joe Carter hit the game winning home run. Fortunately for Royals fans, I won't be in Canada in the next two weeks. :D |
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I guess that maybe I didn't word that correctly :D |
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I say we 4-0 these ****ers and don't look back.
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easy. I'm NOT a Bluejays fan and coming to KC to watch the Steelers/Chiefs game. Most if not all of us on the west coast of canada loathe Toronto.
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This beer sucks!
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Fight song!!
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Bandwagon fans are everywhere. |
Mortal enemies with Canada this week, but my current favorite band is from Canada. Hope to get up there for some shows in the near future. Plus, my wife's maid of honor is Canadian, so I can't really say anything on Facebook about them.
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But 160 games is a mind numbingly long time to maintain avid interest, and the intricacies of baseball strategy detract from the visceral experience for me. Baseball fandom is a low impact, crack a beer and lounge at the stadium or listen over the AM dial while you tinker on your jalopy pursuit, not a rabid passionate one. |
Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to take the time to devote this lovely song to you all:) |
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Canada owns and I would love to live there If I ever had the means.
Can't really talk serious shit about the country but I could try to poke at overdone, generic, morning zoo radio type of funny stereotypes if you wish. |
screw that bitch country.
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I simply don't enjoy dissecting baseball. I ignore for long periods, just because there's so many games. But when I enjoy it, I enjoy it like a film or concert, not like a chess tournament. |
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I don't know how to explain it, but I perversely enjoy maintaining a level of magical naivete when it comes to baseball. There's something about, even if you know all the players and their idiosyncrasies inside and out, sitting there and thinking 'maybe this time the pitcher will hit a home run!!' Look at all the foolishness in the Jays Ranger's final game. That was bananas and nothing preceded it to clue you into how bananas it was going to get and how fast. I don't like everything about baseball, but what I like is that, and analyzing it is like trying to write a mathematical formula for a great guitar solo. |
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Nickelback is sweet, eh. |
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I have no issue with Canada or its people, but for the purpose of the 2015 ALCS -
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We're going to rape that team straight to the bottom of the toilet, where they can join their shitty worthless currency!
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Not even IBM's Jeopardy-playing computer that kicked the shit out of Ken Jennings knows what the **** Toronto is!
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This might be in another thread somewhere, but it seemed appropriate here....
Blue Jays fan arrested after hitting baby with beer during Game 5 fracas Thanks to Wednesday's dramatic Game 5 win (TOR 6, TEX 3), the Blue Jays are going to the ALCS. The game came down to the seventh inning, which featured a wild go-ahead run for the Rangers, three misplays by Elvis Andrus, and a dramatic go-ahead home run by Jose Bautista. Unfortunately, that seventh inning was marred by Blue Jays fans who threw beer and cans and all sorts of other stuff onto the Rogers Centre field following that weird play in which the Rangers took the lead. Fans threw stuff onto the field again after Bautista's home run. According to the Canadian Press, one fan has been arrested after throwing beer and hitting a baby. A baby! Here's the story: Toronto police say a man has been charged with mischief after a baby was hit by the spray of a thrown beer can at Wednesday's Blue Jays game.The television broadcast showed a teary eyed woman protecting her baby in the front row, though it's unclear if they're the same people involved in the incident that led to the arrest. I understand fans were upset over the call on the field, but good grief, don't throw stuff. It's dangerous, first and foremost. Also, it's embarrassing. General rule of thumb: if you are considering throwing something because you're angry, don't. No good can come from it. http://tinyurl.com/ogd9h5l |
The way they littered the field with trash yesterday like Raiders fans, after an unquestionably correct call by the umpires, showed the level of class you are dealing with
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Hahaha.
Let them take out their own young with flying beer cans. Eliminate the future Jays fans before they can speak. |
"Now now, Canada has apologized for Bryan Adams several times..."
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Geez dude, move to Chicago and go soft because of closer proximity to Canada?! Never forget your roots, brah. Quote:
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I think he gets cocky because he has body guards around him all the time in public. Heck I would act like a dick to people if I had some pros to back me up people would get pissed at me and I would laugh. |
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