Would you piss on Sarah Silverman if she was on fire?
 

Poll.

She's a terrible human. But not really worth my time or my urine.

I voted yes. Peeing on someone sounds alright.

No.

I also have 'stage fright' - it's hard for me to piss on command.

Maybe it would be easier since it's Sarah Silverman. Idk.

She would drag you home by the nostril, throw you down on the floor, stand over you while she ripped off her blouse and panties, put a stiletto heel in your chest and growl "DO ME you little homo!"

She's destroy you, man....

No.
Shy bladder.

She's funny, though.

Am I missing a pop culture reference? Did she do something terrible, or is this just some weird sick sexual fantasy for Lil Smokey?

Here's a recent story on Sarah Silverman and her experience with depression and anxiety:

http://www.glamour.com/entertainment...ith-depression

Meh. Sometimes, kinda.

If we were choosing foul mouthed females, I'll take Amy Schumer>Sarah Silverman everyday of the week.

Way hotter too.

Yes.

Don't know if she's done anything today, but she's the type of snarky ill-informed Hollywood tweet machines that's easy to be irritated by.

Usually, it's not so much how vocal she is, as how bad she is at it.

For instance, recently when gender pay equality was a hot topic, she put out a bit about how one time she got like 1/2 the pay a man comedian got on the same night.

Turns out, the people involved are still alive and sentient, and they clarified that the 'man comic' had a contract to headline that night, and she begged the club manager for some taxi money after showing up to open mic afterwards.

Or she'll tweet shit like 'Vote Hillary, she has a VAGINA!!"

That kind of stuff.

Both at the same time.

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If she wasn't on fire, I would cum in her mouth.

If she was on fire, then she is shit out of luck.

If she didn't talk I could see myself peeing on her..possibly in her as well

Yes. And if she's not too badly burned i would then rinse her off and hump her.

Ah. So she is just a c word. Got it. Thanks.

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Women are funny.

No really, they are.

I sometimes wonder if there isn't a chicken and egg thing going on with obnoxious opinions and comedians.

I mean their livelihood depends on finding new things to say that makes people laugh, so they're constantly in their heads, trying to come up with angles and make connections that point out absurdity or irony.

And a lot of humor involves suspending critical thinking for a moment and enjoying the effort to entertain.

I mean is there much difference between pretending that airline food is the worst food on earth when it's actually just mildly mediocre, and pretending that this or that politician or political opinion is the ****ing holocaust when it's actually just a difference of opinion?

Much the same way that engineers and chess masters spend their lives solving concrete problems, and then turn into relatively literalist right wingers.

So, she sucks because she is a democrat? Or because she is a female comedian?

I'd **** her :shrug:

It's neither, it's more that when she gets political she's not good at it.

Like the pay equity example above, the ugly fat white men who are mildly irritated were NOTHING compared to the backlash she got from people who take pay equity seriously, pissed that her clueless white knighting and appropriation of their issue was more harmful to the conversation than actual opponents.

Kind of like when Kelly Osbourne white knighted undocumented Mexicans by saying 'if Trump sends them all back to Mexico, who'll clean our toilets.'

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I'm R Kelly and I'd totally do this

She really doesn't need to point out that her ass is large. It's self-evident.

That looks like a tranny.

Because unfunny abrasive dimwit.

LMAO

Thanks for the help, K-Oz.

Only if I were certain she wouldn't enjoy it. Otherwise, I'd let her burn.

That's ridiculous.

I'd pee right in her butt...

Sure. I'd piss on her if she wasn't on fire. Some chicks dig the Golden Shower.

She's just another JAP albeit a pretty funny one. Would.

She was a bedwetter into her teens, so the whole pissing on her thing is kind of been there, done that. She might be more into a Hot Carl....

I'm guessing she made a joke about penis enlargement pill users.

She's 44 now. But looks pretty fine for a 44 year old. I think she's hot, but would be complicated to deal with. She's got mental health issues, for real.

sure, why not. I'll pee on her.

I can think of another bodily fluid I would use first to try to put her out.

I don't know who that is, but sure.

I guess going around being an obnoxious, foul loud mouth can sometimes take it's toll. Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer and Kathy Griffin all share the same brain...you just never know who has it...ba dum tsss...

She kind of scratches an itch for me.

I see your definition of "hot" is "not especially fat"

If there was no water nearby and absolutely no other way to put out the fire, then yeah, sure. If there's water or a blanket I'm going for that. She's a fine comedian who I have no problems with.

I'm not a fan of her shock/rude rumor but i don't get the hate.


She is fairly attractive as well. :shrug:


http://images.closerweekly.com/uploa...ip&h=500&w=698

I have no idea who she is

If she was a man, there is not a chance in hell we're voting in this poll. Aggressive women tend to incite a lot of insecure dude pushback and/or nerdrage.

By which of course you mean no one would have heard of [her] nor would anyone care what anyone else thought of [her].

I like her, but by objective standards [charted on the 'level of fame' and 'kookery' axes] she's a minor league Russell Brand.

I find her equally funny as, say, Adam Sandler.


To clarify, that translates to "occasionally funny, but mostly not".

She is prettier than Adam.

Thats roughly where I have her.

Well, maybe slightly above, because Sandler's movies are reeruned.

I find her comedy annoying just like I find Jimmy Kimmel's annoying.

Don't hate her but doesn't mean i want to listen to her or Kimmel.

She's an attractive woman though.

Yes. I would also **** the hell out of her.

She's 44 years old. She'd be lucky to be able to walk to the kitchen and get a glass of water when I was done with her.

Yeah Jimmy Kimmel has mentioned them when talking about their relationship.

Don't get me wrong, I'd plow her into next week.

Still wouldn't piss on her though.

For what it's worth-Sarah Silverman fully nude and in the shower from the movie "Take This Waltz"

How tall are the flames? I don't want to risk anything here...

Way hotter?

:spock:

Amy Schumer looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.

Silverman>Schumer. I do think Schumer is cute in her own way though.

I do like Tina Fey.

I'd PIIHB fire or no fire

Not even close imo

She's cute in the same way as fat, ugly babies are cute.

I saw a pic of her floating around where she looked more thick than fat. Not bad.

Have you seen her HBO special?

She's funny, no doubt. And her body isn't bad, though a little "thick".

But unlike many women that can gain weight on their body while maintaining a lean face, she can't. Every calorie is split between her thighs and cheeks.

She looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.

I've seen chunks of her here and there (lol, I'm going to Hell) but I don't think I have ever watched an entire special of hers. I find her funny but just not outstandingly funny. Or funny enough to go out of my way to look for her stuff. I see what you mean though. The heavier pics really look heavy.

Silverman has definitely got something going on though. She's sexy.

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Her voice is annoying. Otherwise, I tend to agree.

That's exactly backwards. She's had problems with anxiety and depression since she was a teen. She's tried various drugs and therapies to deal with it, with greater and lesser success. If anything her shtick comes from her issues rather than the other way around.

I don't care about Sarah Silverman either way. Amy Schumer is hacky and overrated IMO. To me she comes off as too try hard to be shocking and it comes off as not genuine.

ahhhhhhhh, wait til you get to his age, not especially fat is first on the list...

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Only if a kidney stone bounced off her chin.

It's not the body I'd ****, it's the attitude. There are women you look in the eye and know they'd be a good roll, she seems like one of those. Not streetable but a good ride.

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Overrated depends on what audience you're talking about. I agree that there are plenty of folks out there who swear every word out of her mouth is striking a blow worldwide for 'the cause.' They're a little hyperbolic.

But she's very accomplished, smart and professional. I was worried for a bit that she was going to descend into one-note, body image, JV Phyllis Diller territory, but she manages to find creative ways to slyly present POV.

I wouldn't put her show above Key and Peele, which is the gold standard in sketch humor right now, but it's close. And some of her sketches outshine everyone.

If you think she's ONLY trying to be shocking, you're not paying enough attention. She does a good job of stepping back from the precipice and being self deprecating.

Here's an example of her more subdued, smart comedy

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I am strangely attracted to her

i would piss on her in the shower




if she let me

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Let her burn.