Alex Smith has a sore thumb
 

Let the conspiracy theories start about an excuse to pull him this week.....

Oh hell yeah & I'm going to the game all of a sudden I'm excited for it


BOOM

Hell


****ing


YEAH.


I'm no Chase Daniel fan but this made this game funner to watch and Chase can be fun to watch but I'm hoping Aaron Murray suits up and gets a chance **** yeah.


I'm stoked for this game now.

:facepalm: ............ :popcorn:

Alex Smith on disabled list with sore vagina
 

This just made this weekend better.

Oh shit!!!!!

This makes things worth watching!!!!!

He was a full participant in practice. Wouldn't be surprised if he still starts.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/injury-report.html

Yet he is still doing the full practice. They are not pulling him Sunday.

YOu mean injury report not disabled list. Lol

Got me all excited and shit. Hahaha

He will play. Barring injury, or the fans storming the field soccer style and bludgeoning Alex themselves, he will finish the season. I would not be surprised if he isn't starting next season and then gets the hook mid season. Hopefully for Murray or 1st round pick QB (hAHhAHaHHAHHaHHhaHhHAH!).

Are you ****ing kidding me ?



Miss leading thread title :cuss:


Got my hopes up even


****


dammit

Nuthooks

Perhaps if he'd pull said digit from his ass...

Goldfinger...

LMAO

would be worth tuning in them!!

Remember when Steve DeBerg played with a broken finger??

*sigh*

Old times were good times.

And yet Andy still has a job.

I don't understand how.

Seriously.

You can find the post where I said he should be been fired after week 2.

I meant it.

Alright this explains his poor play this season. I bet when his thumb feels better, everything will be okay.

Lol at OP

So fat Andy sat on Smiths thumb? That explains the full stupid that is those 2...

No JC and no Maclin. Chase would be killed as well. This game is a lock for the Steelers and I am happy about it.

WTF?!

PSYCH! /Clark

It'd be typical of this pussy franchise to drum up some BS injury to sit Smith instead of just telling it like it is and benching his ass....

**** you OP!!!!




Getting me all excited..

I'd like to punch the OP in the cock right about now.

Dumping Andy now does nothing. His pay check is also to big to get rid of him just like Smith's. Both of them will be back next year because Clark does not have the guts to do anything else.

They both should be gone but the dead money with Smith would be like 25 mil and Andy is on a 5 year deal at 7 mil per year I think. Chump change to Clark but he just begged Andy to come here less than three years ago. He has no way near the stones to dump him yet.

Well considering chase has proven he is nothing more than a shorter fatter Alex smith, it would be expected.

Dude blows.

ROFL

Ahhh, it's funny 'cause it's true!!

Let the Fat Cassel era begin.

Changed the thread title to one that is actually accurate at this time.

http://www.nfl.com/injuries

A sore a@@hole would have been better.

**** it, keep Alice Smiff under center - let's see if we can 1-15 this ****er.

Games are fixed, remember. We will only go 1-15 if that is what the league has set up for KC.

lol @ anyone thinking Alex is getting pulled. Reid is gonna' stand by his boo all the way to the soup kitchen.

Thank you, football gods.

That depends on what the league wants the plot to be for the would-be WINNERS. The LOSERS, like the Chiefs, don't really matter unless they get caught in the narrative.

The Cardinals and 49er games last year are prime examples.

There is a whole Brokeback Mountain "I wish I could quit you" thing vibe with those two.

Hmmm...perhaps some CP-ers with mad Photo Shop skills could create an updated movie poster.:hmmm:

Sorry man no attempt to mislead. I have no idea why I put the word disabled in there instead of injury.

My bad. Sorry

I do. That sack of shit has been disabled since day 1.

Chiefs | Jeremy Maclin expected to be cleared

Fri, 23 Oct 2015 06:05:43 -0700

Kansas City Chiefs WR Jeremy Maclin (concussion) is expected to receive clearance from the concussion protocol Friday, Oct. 23, and play in Week 7.

Fantasy Tip: Maclin ($7,600, 15.2% of cap) has a decent matchup with the Pittsburgh Steelers and is a solid WR2 on FantasyScore.


Read more: http://www.kffl.com/team/21/nfl/gnew...#ixzz3pPbWSJQC

Alex Smith is on pace for 4200 yards this year while running for his life at the same time.

What; 4200 yards, 6 TDs and 9 INTs??

ROFL

You can't make this shit up.

Only in today's NFL could a probable 3-5 win team have a 4k yd passer not named Dan Fouts, Marino, or Jeff George.

Actually he's on pace for 4200 yards
16 TD's
8 int's

Sorry, but it's true.

Those are Pro Bowl 3rd alternate numbers right there.

Especially these days, what with the Super Bowl players not participating and whatnot.

Serious question - does a pass behind the line of scrimmage count as a TD for the QB as well as for the player that caught it?

If it's a forward pass yes. So if Smith is at the 10 yard line and the LOS is the 20 yard line and Smith it's Maclin at the 15 yard line it's a forward pass but behind the LOS. This is also known as 90% of what Smith is comfortable with.

Yup.

The pass has to move TOWARD the LOS to be considered a 'forward pass' - it doesn't have to go PAST it.

AKA
the Smiff n' Shoot
the Smiff n' Reid

Obviously from all the sucking.

Thanks guys, then I can see this is potentially attainable

I thought maybe it was from having it up his ass, but I don't suppose there would be any room, what with his head and all...

Exactly. Keep chicken ****ing those stats, Reid.

Don't forget Reid's head...

You know what? I was going to say something like, "Does he also have a sore rectum?" I was going to be more circumspect with the joke. Use a light touch so to speak. But now I can't because you already did it and that really sucks. It just really sucks, man.

Finally, someone that knows about sore rectums, lead the way listopencil.

It was the most obvious jibe in the universe. That I got there first is just God's Holy way of letting you know He's running the show through his humble servant Sweets.

SDW, loves slobbing a knob.

Buzz, loves swallowing shitloaf jism.

I see you.

Oh, are you having problems with your anus?

at one, one the Kansas City Chiefs pick a guard
keep dreaming booya

Rosenberg's a good man. I got a better one.
Gimme a pencil
Call this man, Dr. Jay Whitney. . .

He can open all the doors, not just the back one. . .

It's probably just chapped from having it in his mouth, while his head has been up his ass for 6 games.