Which first-round playoff scenario do you prefer?
 

Poll to follow. Seriously. I'm not kidding about this.

In before poll. Houston.

The one where we win.

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All teams are scary!

This right here.

Don't give a rat's ass about anything else.

Don't care.

We match up well with Denver, Houston or a injured Dalton/AJ McCarron Bengals team.

This is a long pole

3 seed.
Denver @ Arrowhead w/ healthy Hali/Houston.

I think there are only the seven listed scenarios at this point. Did I miss anything? New England won't play in Round 1, and there's no way we have a home game in Round 1 against Cincinnati, Houston, or Indianapolis.

I would like to play the Cowboys.

This.

LMAO

This

I went with a road game in Houston. We don't know if Hoyer will be back, and if not, I'll take our chances against Brandon Weeden.

I generally feel like playing at home is better than playing on the road - regardless of who the opponent is.

We play better on the road. Lets go kick some Donkey ass and make this mission complete.

Yep. This.

Chiefs play like they have been (except the second halves today or against the Chargers) and it doesn't matter what the opponent does.

Win the division. Whip Denver's ass at home. Grab them by the ears and stick their own nose directly up their own asshole.</br></br>You don't brag about taking your cousin to the prom Rain Man! You ask out the hottest chick in school and rub noses in it. Stop this silly talk. There is only one answer.</br></br> http://www.audienceseverywhere.net/w...or-300x154.jpg

I disagree. You take whoever you can easily score on. If that's your cousin, well ... okay, that's a bad example. But the prom is not about showing up at the dance. It's about what you remember the next morning, grinning slyly.

Indy would be my choice, but I'll take Houston assuming they're the winner of that division.

Just give me one playoff win. Then I'm good.

Chiefs are 2-0 in playoff games in Houston.
Chiefs are 1-1 against the Jets in the playoffs.
Chiefs have never won a playoff game against Denver or Indianapolis.
Chiefs have never faced Cincinnati or New England in the playoffs.

if they are against Pitt in week one,its over for KC.

If they play Jets,they may live to play another day.

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In Houston. Because I'm selfish and I want to see it live. Plus I think they are very beatable especially with Clowney going down today and Watt having one hand.

Houston or Indi for me.

I think Denver loses to Cinci......if so then it should likely be Denver or the Jets. Jets are a hotter team and more complete team at moment who just beat Patriots....Id rather see Denver.

I don't give a shit where they play as long as they play to win. It seems like at home they get overly conservative, and just try to hang on. In the playoffs they need to start playing to win instead of playing not to lose. I'm hoping now that they are in they'll do that. They did it against Indy 2 years ago though injuries and Chiefs things got in the way.

Pitt Man you thinking about a Jets loss to Bills on Sunday?

We want the Jets to win Sunday, that's for sure.

Houston is the weakest team in the playoffs followed by NY. If we win the division I think we would draw Denver.

I want the Broncos.
I want to be able to strut around Colorado Springs with a shit-eating smirk on my face.

Yes

Denver would have to lose out for that to happen and the Jets would have to win next week. If we win the division, the odds are that we will probably play the Jets or Pittsburgh because it's doubtful that Denver will lose 2 in a row at home.

Denver only needs to lose to Cinci and then we would have the division lead.

If Denver loses tomorrow & beats San Diego they can end up 6th seed:
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It'll be Houston on the road.

Would love Denver at home but that's not going to happen.

Because it might be Jets at KC

ya right! Until we see otherwise both Cinci and Denver got QB problems.....currently the best starting QBs of the AFC playoff group are Brady #1 and Fitzpatrick is #2....he will finish with over 4000 yds passing and 30 TDs. Has an awesome defense and they have a good running game with a 1000 yd back who has a speedy and effective compliment in Powell. They have 25 TDs between Marshall and Decker who are the best 1-2 WR duo in the NFL. They are on a 5 game winning streak and just beat New England. They are a team you hope ends up on the other end of the bracket. Id rather beat Denver at Arrowhead

Hopefully at Arrowhead for the AFC Championship...its possible. 2 hottest teams at moment

As good as having a home game in the playoffs sounds I think our best chance of breaking our playoff curse will be on the road at Houston. After we purge the demons then it doesn't matter who we play or where. Build up the confidence in Houston and then look out!

i agree with this actually. Houston is the worst of the group at moment

ROFL

the Bengals will win tonight and KC will rest Alex Smith next week

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1. @ Houston.
2. host Denver.
3. host Pitt (Haley can possibly outmatch Reid for stupidity at times).
4. host NYJ

Stilllll not sure why people worship Clowney. He is nothing. He somehow leveraged a youtube video of him hitting the shit out of a guy in a bowl game to a #1 draft pick. He wasn't real good his senior year of college, didn't produce near the stats he did prior to that year. He wasn't good in the pros last year, he wasn't good this year. 27 tackles and 4 sacks oh my! SUPERSTAR!!

Don't really know why the answer isn't on the Road at Indianapolis, they are the worst team out there. I don't care what happened in the eons before.

Plus, it would be sweet revenge to finally beat those ****s in their own house.

I haven't followed Indianapolis this year, but I have this impression that losing Andrew Luck has been a significant cause of their decline, and I have a vision of Andrew Luck charging from the tunnel in introductions and politely igniting the crowd and charging up his team, and then the NFL would fawn and gush and he would throw for 16 touchdowns in the most inspiring comeback since Rudy at Notre Dame recorded sacks on ten consecutive plays. And for the next 30 years of my life it would be replayed over and over and over on NFL Network, and the government would declare the first Sunday in January to be Andrew Luck Day.

I don't envision the same scenario with Bobby Hoyer.

[QUOTE=smellypitts;11982141]the Bengals will win tonight and KC will rest Alex Smith next week

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Whichever gives us the win.

All you guys who want to go on the road for our first playoff game make no sense. Give up your home field advantage in the playoffs? Why??? :$2500:

Out of the 35 QBs qualified, Andrew Luck is 33rd out of 35 in QB Rating. I'll take my chances. Hasselback has a 84.0 QB rating, while Andrew Luck only has 79 QB Rating. He's one of the more overrated QBs out there. He's almost as bad as Peyton Manning this year, almost.

1.) Houston is the weakest opponent in the field.

2.) Arrowhead doesn't seem to be a HFA at all this year. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=297067

Adding to that, we're scoring 30 PPG on the road and only 17 PPG at home. (credit HogFarmer for those PPG stats)

I want a bye :D

Yeah, after seeing those stats, I'm leaning toward this as well. LMAO

But I would still love to win the division. heh

Why? When has a bye week ever been good for the Chiefs in the playoffs?

The bye can be a tough SOB, for sure, but I'd like to give our team a chance to get as healthy as possible before we bring the smack down.

I will also retort with another question: when has ANYthing been good for the Chiefs in the playoffs?

Why does it matter if we want Indy or not? Indy isn't making the playoffs. It's probably 99.9% chance that Houston wins the division and eliminates them.