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Ming the Merciless 02-11-2016 06:17 PM

Has anyone tried Viagra?
 
I got a sample of Viagra...

I'm a bit scared to try it...but I was thinking of trying some on Valentine's day and put the smash down.

Will it actually DO anything? If so what? I don't need any help getting a boner so is there any point to it? Like will boner be rock hard or able to bounce back instantly after nutting?


Inb4 ,"your boyfriend is lucky" etc

eDave 02-11-2016 06:19 PM

Do you need it?

BWillie 02-11-2016 06:22 PM

IMO, it does nothing at all. But that is probably because I don't have ED. I imagine if you do, it would work quite well but it doesn't seem to make you rebound any quicker or anything like that.

Ming the Merciless 02-11-2016 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12077289)
Do you need it?

No. As I stated in the OP I can get boners.

Was just wondering if it will do anything like make boner immense or be able to nut like a machine gun.

Is there any point to it if you don't NEED it?

Have you done it? I'm mainly looking for some experience here...someone that's actually tried it.

Ming the Merciless 02-11-2016 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 12077301)
IMO, it does nothing at all. But that is probably because I don't have ED. I imagine if you do, it would work quite well but it doesn't seem to make you rebound any quicker or anything like that.

Aww. Bummer. But thanks man...that's the info I was looking for

eDave 02-11-2016 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12077303)
No. As I stated in the OP I can get boners.

Was just wondering if it will do anything like make boner immense or be able to nut like a machine gun.

Is there any point to it if you don't NEED it?

Have you done it? I'm mainly looking for some experience here...someone that's actually tried it.

It just keeps you hard, and stays that way. From my understanding. Nutting is up to you. I don't think Bwillie is correct. Tiger didn't have ED.

For nutting, I recommend water and kumquats.

BJ works just as good IMO.

The Franchise 02-11-2016 06:24 PM

How'd you get a sample?

Ming the Merciless 02-11-2016 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 12077308)
How'd you get a sample?

Buddy of mine gave me two pills...said to only eat 1/2 of one. So basically I got 4.

I was hoping it would be fun but basically I guess getting a bottle of booze might be just as good lol.

Oh well

The Franchise 02-11-2016 06:31 PM

Take one and see what it does. Well....as long as you don't have heart problems.

Mr. Laz 02-11-2016 06:34 PM

I tried it and all it did was give me a headache.


didn't really have ED though so it might not work that way :shrug:

Bowser 02-11-2016 06:36 PM

Yeah. Tried to call the doctor after my erection didn't go away after four hours, but my wife threw my phone out the window.

SAUTO 02-11-2016 06:36 PM

My crazy buddy takes them all the time for fun.


He says he can pound all night if he wants.

eDave 02-11-2016 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 12077332)
Yeah. Tried to call the doctor after my erection didn't go away after four hours, but my wife threw my phone out the window.

Heh

SAUTO 02-11-2016 06:38 PM

Imo **** viagra get a couple grams of molly and go to town.

seclark 02-11-2016 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 12077322)
Take one and see what it does. Well....as long as you don't have heart problems.

i got ahold of one, once...got up around 7am on a saturday morning. popped the pill, brushed my teeth and took a shit. went back to bed and just read a book for about an hour. the wife started stirring around, so i put my book down, rolled over and slapped it across her leg. it was on after that.

so, i'd take another.
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DaNewGuy 02-11-2016 06:40 PM

Your boyfriend is lucky

Cheater5 02-11-2016 07:02 PM

On one of my mid tour leaves from Iraq I took some, having fatalistic ideations and all that bullshit.

Four hour boner? Mine lasted like closer to five or six if I remember. It didn't give me Peter North - type ejaculations or anything, but honestly my dick became as numb as a dock worker's heel.

Rain Man 02-11-2016 07:15 PM

They need to make the pills smaller. They're really hard to get into your urethra.

Toby Waller 02-11-2016 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12077433)
They need to make the pills smaller. They're really hard to get into your urethra.

no

stumppy 02-11-2016 07:34 PM

I'll tell you all you need to know about taking Viagra.

Your old lady really really likes the effects of it.

stumppy 02-11-2016 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 12077332)
Yeah. Tried to call the doctor after my erection didn't go away after four hours, but my wife threw my phone out the window.

If my dick is staying hard for more than 4 hours I'm not contacting my Doctor like they say to do.......Hell, I'll be contacting every chick I know.

Coochie liquor 02-11-2016 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 12077337)
Imo **** viagra get a couple grams of molly and go to town.

This, or a few beans and you're good to go!

eDave 02-11-2016 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 12077467)
If my dick is staying hard for more than 4 hours I'm not contacting my Doctor like they say to do.......Hell, I'll be contacting every chick I know.

Hit the ATM bro.

https://i.imgur.com/eaXFu8d.jpg

Coochie liquor 02-11-2016 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12077433)
They need to make the pills smaller. They're really hard to get into your urethra.

Do you have a normal sized urethra? Or do you have a larger Urethra Franklin??

Fish 02-11-2016 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12077433)
They need to make the pills smaller. They're really hard to get into your urethra.

Duh. They're suppositories.

Ming the Merciless 02-11-2016 08:03 PM

Thank you all! Shit I think I might take half of one JYST for the **** of it...

I'll follow up with a post maybe monday

eDave 02-11-2016 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12077508)
Thank you all! Shit I think I might take half of one JYST for the **** of it...

I'll follow up with a post maybe monday

Pics or it didn't happen.

Kman34 02-11-2016 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12077433)
They need to make the pills smaller. They're really hard to get into your urethra.

Try Cialis... they are a bit smaller and will squeeze in better...

ThaVirus 02-11-2016 08:26 PM

I've heard, if you don't have ED, they'll make you hard as a rock for a very long time. You can **** and keep ****ing, even after you bust.

KC native 02-11-2016 08:54 PM

Don't have ED.

Took one and had a super boner.

Fun was had.

Would take one again.

++++++++

ThaVirus 02-11-2016 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 12077638)
Don't have ED.

Took one and had a super boner.

Fun was had.

Would take one again.

++++++++

Who's the chick in your avi?

Pasta Little Brioni 02-11-2016 09:05 PM

Give it a whirl. It effects everyone differently. I know a dude that pops one his first go with a new chick....yeah they come back for more.

Pasta Little Brioni 02-11-2016 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12077647)
Who's the chick in your avi?

Kc native ex

gblowfish 02-11-2016 09:34 PM

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KC native 02-12-2016 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12077647)
Who's the chick in your avi?

racistrouser

UL Washington 02-12-2016 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 12077467)
If my dick is staying hard for more than 4 hours I'm not contacting my Doctor like they say to do.......Hell, I'll be contacting every chick I know.

Nobody has ever thought of that joke. ROFL

Red Beans 02-12-2016 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 12077472)
This, or a few beans and you're good to go!

Truth to both!

stumppy 02-12-2016 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UL Washington (Post 12078100)
Nobody has ever thought of that joke. ROFL

The more I think about it I'm pretty sure I would'nt just call the women I know. If I'm sportin a rod for over 4 hours and it's still hard enough to cut glass I'm calling everybody I know and telling them all about it.

Graystoke 02-12-2016 08:10 AM

My doctor hands samples out like candy.
1st time I tried it I did a full pill and it gave me a headache, my face was flush, red ears and a rock hard boner. Next time I took a half pill, so like 5 mg. Much better.
I think they are fun once in a while.

ptlyon 02-12-2016 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 12078149)
1st time I tried it I did a full pill and it gave me a headache, my face was flush, red ears and a rock hard boner.

Try taking two next time. Might give you a purple helmet.

Bowser 02-12-2016 09:54 AM

TELL-EE GRAM FOR PAWNMOWER!! TELL-EE GRAM FOR PAWNMOWER!!!

http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMe...OfT&autoplay=0

philfree 02-12-2016 11:28 AM

They always show slightly older people on the Viagra commercials and the women look so happy and horny. That's false advertising. From my experience as 54 year old man the last thing a wife wants after a certain point is for their husband to have an erection and especially one that last for more then a couple minutes. They be like "Get that thing away from me"!

Radar Chief 02-12-2016 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 12077337)
Imo **** viagra get a couple grams of molly and go to town.

WTF is "molly"? Asking for a friend.

Coochie liquor 02-12-2016 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 12078351)
WTF is "molly"? Asking for a friend.

MDMA. Shit is a PARRRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!

oldman 02-12-2016 12:24 PM

It comes in 3 doses, 25mg, 50mg, and 100mg. The ones they normally use as samples are 50mg. I question if they last for "hours" after the first nut, but I would be careful if you hit that 4 hour mark and it hasn't gone down. You may get a rather unpleasant trip to the ER.

ptlyon 02-12-2016 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldman (Post 12078388)
It comes in 3 doses, 25mg, 50mg, and 100mg. The ones they normally use as samples are 50mg. I question if they last for "hours" after the first nut, but I would be careful if you hit that 4 hour mark and it hasn't gone down. You may get a rather unpleasant trip to the ER.

Or a good one if you get the right nurse

oldman 02-12-2016 12:58 PM

Right nurse or not, I think I'll pass: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-c...t/con-20029378

Aspiration. After your penis is numbed with local anesthetic, excess blood is drained from it, using a small needle and syringe. As part of this procedure, the penile veins may also be flushed with a saline solution. This treatment relieves pain, removes oxygen-poor blood and may stop the erection. This treatment may be repeated until the erection ends.

ptlyon 02-12-2016 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldman (Post 12078432)
.

It was a joke son. Jokes.

Chief_For_Life58 02-12-2016 01:38 PM

i took half a pill i bought in mexico. ****ed for like 6 hours. it was sweet

Toby Waller 02-12-2016 02:41 PM

I probably can't try it.
I'm on Flecainide and metoprilol

seclark 02-12-2016 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldman (Post 12078432)
Right nurse or not, I think I'll pass: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-c...t/con-20029378

Aspiration. After your penis is numbed with local anesthetic, excess blood is drained from it, using a small needle and syringe. As part of this procedure, the penile veins may also be flushed with a saline solution. This treatment relieves pain, removes oxygen-poor blood and may stop the erection. This treatment may be repeated until the erection ends.

i read the first 5 words and bailed on the rest...wtf?
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Ming the Merciless 02-12-2016 03:36 PM


RO FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

my god you have a sexy voice

i think you should say champ more

wow

I was thinkking about "us" as well

ROFL

Easy 6 02-12-2016 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12077550)
You can **** and keep ****ing, even after you bust.

Thats the part that makes these things intriguing for me, a guy could just keep going and going and going... she wouldnt know what hit her

Iowanian 02-12-2016 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12077433)
They need to make the pills smaller. They're really hard to get into your urethra.


I think you're supposed to put it on a spoon and make choo choo or airplane sounds to get it to open it's mouth and take the pill.

Mine got wise after a couple of times so I told it to "Show me how a piggy eats" and it chowed it down like a fat girl does cake.
Luckily I wasn't charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

Toby Waller 02-12-2016 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 12078596)
Thats the part that makes these things intriguing for me, a guy could just keep going and going and going... she wouldnt know what hit her

And then she complains about becoming dry

Easy 6 02-12-2016 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellypitts (Post 12078610)
And then she complains about becoming dry

She cant go dry when you've just busted in there

Iowanian 02-12-2016 03:58 PM

Easy 6.....changes his name under the influence. 3x3 instead of 4x2

Easy 6 02-12-2016 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 12078622)
Easy 6.....changes his name under the influence. 3x3 instead of 4x2

LMAO

Iowanian 02-12-2016 04:02 PM

Sorry, while reading this thread I realized I had to take a crap, which made me realize it's Friday and it's been a long week and maybe I should go play craps, which I then saw your name easy 6 and reminded me that I always drop nickles on the 33 and 44 so....Life science and deductive reasoning were responsible for the above post.


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