I woke up in a new Bugatti
 

****as be hatin I'm rich as a bitch
100K I spent that on my wrist
200 dollars, I spent that on your bitch
Do me a model, put that on my list
Oh there he go in that foreign again
Killin the scene bring the coroner in
Murder she wrote, swallow or choke
Hit her and go home, I won't call her again
Woke up early morning, crib as big as a college
Smoke me a pound of the loudest
Whippin some shit with no mileage
Diamonds cost me a fortune
Them horses all in them Porsches
You pussies can't hardly afford it
4,200 my mortgage
Ballin on ****as like Kobe
**** all you haters you bore me
Only the real get a piece of the plate
Reppin my city I'm runnin my state
Give me a pistol then run with the K's
****as want beef then I visit ya place (Bang!)

K.

Hi! How are you?

High!! Ready for baseball season to start. Also ready for the KU v Oklahoma game tomorrow.

How are you?

Today I met a woman from Wichita. She was my cashier at Walmart (in Charleston, Illinois) and we shared an entire conversation that started with her pointing out my KU hoodie. What a crazy day.

Also I've officially joined the frat-life.
Also my school is about to close.
Also I'm moving to this place called Lawrence this summer so I'm going to need new friends.

Also you're out of casino cash !!!!!1 q

I remember my first beer too

Do tell

I woke up in an old bed

You listen to that garbage?....wow

Got to be Billay

Li'l Smokey likes to start threads
But pretty soon his privys will be dead
Don't bother bitching or crying
Cuz Bob Dole or Gonzo will send you flying
Off to Internet purgatory, That'll be your story
When you're posting on arrowhead pride
With some vagisil by your side
You'll be sure to remember this, yo
And I'll be here saying "I told you so."

Beyatch

Holy shit.......That's good

LMAO

Good work, sir. I applaud you.

But is Billay to be got?

Think on that one.

You're moving to Lawrence??? That's awesome man. We might have to kick it sometime this summer.

Make em say uhhhh! Uhhhh! Na na na na. Na na na na

or dont

Say it Pitt Man.

what the......

LMAO

Smokey be listening to some dumb ass tunes
Like he's been diggin through the trash with some damn raccoons
He's home alone and Drinking Boone's, but he ain't getting poon, ain't been laid since the 12th of June
He woke up in a Bugatti but then he woke up again
Butt ass naked with his male best friend
A disturbing trend, not meant to offend, but last night he got too high and he'll do it again.
When he gets this high he come here to CP
Where he can vote for a hot female celebrity
Does he have VD?, or a small weiny, I don't know and don't care personally

Drugs are bad.

I didn't know wiz khalifa posted here??

Yep

Please make this happen.

Nah I dialed 911 a long time ago
But doncha see how late they reactin'
They only come and they come when they wanna . . .

Nice lyrics Gonzo I'm impressed. :clap:

Ha, that's some good lyrics too. Rep :clap:

Well I'm Baby Lee and I'm here to say
I came to get down in a Chiefsplanet way. . . . /lame white dude :o)

BOOMER!!!!

Unnnhhhhhhhhhhh!



Na na na!

That's the plan. Going to need to find a place to live there soon, haven't gotten around to that yet.. lol.

But yeah, definitely we will. I see many 'a Royals games in our future. I will most likely be broke before fall semester even starts.

I guarantee the OP woke up in a Toyota Tercel.

Great gas mileage.

Shut your whore mouth, Rick Ross will cut a bitch.

LMAO
Well thanks guys. I'm like the white Eminem.

Wait.... What?

I laughed. I cried. I puked.

Smokey woke up in a daze from all the haze he injested
Tried to check his thoughts but his brain was infested
Logged in to CP just to see what the rest did
But last night he drank a fifth and his dog got molested
That's what the deal is when Lil Smoke is around
He smoked so much by gps he still can't be found
Now he's running though big women all over his town
Creepin in the night and ain't making a sound
he's a crazy mother ****er and he loves to go down
On big chicks with big tits that weigh over 300 lbs
Watches my 600 lb life and he's not wearing a frown
He's thinking "damn she'd look sexy in a mesh see thru gown"

This supercar is awesome:

White Iverson
When I started ballin' I was young
You gon' think about me when I'm gone
I need that money like the ring I never won, I won

Idiot kids trying to make a statement are idiot kids.

Amen

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I can't believe that people willingly listen to this kind of shit.

Free Mals

What kind of God awful "music" is this....wow

The morons still use "haters" in every one of these sack of shits to. ROFL The only thing more brain dead is those that listen.

We are just talking about rap I assume?

Mumbling about a bunch of dumb shit

There's some solid hip hop out there, bud.

Maybe not this stuff that Smoke is posting. But it is out there.

Sure there is. My comments are about this thread and whatever the **** a Tiga is...

Oh. Then we agree. You're alright by me, PGM.

The only good rap is the Beastie Boys.

Just for the benefit of all, I was just wondering if anyone found it strange that I would post a photograph of a supercar in this thread.

If I can just add, the title of the thread, from my perspective was about a dream of owning a Bugatti. I had no idea that the OP's message, although unbalanced but comprehensible, is a song by an American hip-hop recording artist. :D

Actually, it's a metaphor of one black man's experience with upward mobility in America via being a hip hop artist.

I enjoy reading this thread before I go to bed every night.

Thanks for clarifying.

WTF is this shit??
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Bricks be watching the bluejays game today,
To see them Rangers go astray,
He no likey when Bautista was punched in face,
Now he ready to laugh when the bluejays put dem cowards in their place,
With a victory,
He be celebrating smoking that meat with hickory,
With a sweetness of molasses,
For all your asses,
Oh yeah baby you know he be feeling so fine,
Just like that red red wine,
Awww yeah!! check it! As He busts this rhyme,
For you fellow planeteers at this moment in time!!

Peace out y'all

All of my diamonds look like Dasani more like Voss

Evidently your last post?