**** The Official Royals vs. Astros Game day Thread****
 

Let's do it!

Houston
Astros
37-36
Keuchel (3-9 , 5.32 ERA)
7:15 PM CT

Line: HOU -132

Kansas City
Royals
38-33
Volquez (7-6 , 4.12 ERA)


Line up

1. Merrifield
2. Escobar
3. Hosmer
4. Cain
5. Perez
6. Morales
7. Orlando
8. Eibner
9. Cuthbert

Sweet. Thanks Nut!

What the heck happened to Houston? They were supposed to be a younger us.

Yeah, this year that's pretty accurate. They're also underachieving and they're younger than us

Hey Why Not?. Hot mofo around here. I'm starting to dislike it.

YOU HAD ONE JOB ROYALS TWITTER PEOPLE!

Lol! Nice cut and paste job!


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LMAO. Luvs me some Nuts. Seriously, I think the world of that dude.

Yeah i was like wait that not right!

:thumb:

Don't ruin my Friday night you assholes!

He's a smart mofo too. Only starts home GDT's. Genious!

Volquez you ****er.

DAng. Hit his glove. Should have been caught, as hard as it looked.

Well the outfield looks like garbage from the charity event last night. That's the worst I've ever seen the field look.

You've got to admire that discipline and professionalism on Nuts part. A true genius!

Yea, well, he's screwed this one up so far. :D

Yeah Volquez is getting lit up here so far.

They jumped him.

Eddie wasting no time letting this one get away

Grease ball.

**** you, Eddy

Shit, shit and more shit

I might be turning this off early tonight.

Eddy looks like he's throwing BP.

Oh man.

Volquez has to go at least 7 tonight, regardless of what happens this inning.

Hey buddy. Yeah it's hot as shit right now. I'm going to the beach in 2 weeks. Can't wait

Oh, and Volquez sucks

Just had kuechel a + run lead before we even bat Eddie

This is an insane June compared to previous one's. Constant 110+ without even a day break. I don't remember this in the past summers I have been here....not so consistent.

Jeebus

sure. lets go ahead and load the bases. why not?

Sup Dog? We got a Haboob on top of it yesterday. Love the boobs though. But it was pretty miserable at 113 and no rain followed. WTF? Gave me the blue balls.

Dumpster fire?

:facepalm:

Rooks coming back down to earth.

not ready for prime time royals.

Well that's just nice.

Esky being stupid.


He always wants the ball even when he shouldn't. Rookie didn't want to call the veteran off.

Game is over

and, I'm out. Not only does Volquez suck, but the entire team is still soaked in reerun from the Mets series.

That should've been Eibner's ball... but from the replay it didn't look like he called for it either.

Well this blows man. I look forward to our Friday night games.

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LMAO

WOW...the boo birds are out. Now its game over.

LMFAO!!!!
9-0. You suck, Volquez

Glad I'm not there tonight. Waste of money.

**** you Volquez, you ugly piece of shit.

Lovely. Springer seems to kill us.

ROFL

LMAO

So.. uhh... yeah.

Leave Volquez out there until his arm falls off.

Minimal damage there. Good job Volquez.

OK, wow....

Can we get 9?

First time in 10 years this many in first inning. If the Royals win this game I will call them the greatest team of all time.

And young pitches tomorrow. .lol

Fasted game ever!

In the entire series? Doubtful....

i am officially worried that cleveland wants the division more than us.

Volquez raised his ERA by 0.83 that inning. Impressive.

What a cluster ****.

BTW they are up 7-0 right now...

and there's the start of the epic comeback.
let's go royals!!!!!

That was a fun half inning to watch while I enjoyed my pizza.

So that just happened. May put a dent in the Royals' home record.

yup. saw it on the ticker.

oh, a sweet dp. i remember in the golden days when we made dp's.

Pfft. Houston is up 9-0 right now...

I still think we win.

I am tapping out of this game. Shit was looking forward to this all day.

Escobar batting 2nd is beyond ****ing reeruned at this point

Well, just tuned into the game and saw the score. Looks like my evening just opened up.

Chicks on the front row have killer seats - not watching the game. I know we're down 9-0 but I'd actually show some interest.

okay, fellas. it's just not our night. good luck royals.
hope no one here goes on a rampage and drinks a case of boulevard wheat or something.
godspeed.

I pray to God that Gordon is batting in that spot and Esky drops to 8th

Rumors are that Ned was talking to Esky in his office today, the day before Gordo came back, so I'm betting Esky hits 7 thru 9

Let this roll around in your brain. Esky has been batting 1st or 2nd all season with about a .270 OBP. No one can justify that level of dumb

I just logged on to see who the mother ****er was that started the game day thread.

LMFAO!! Bases loaded no outs. Dillon Gee coming in. Eddi was dealing tonight.....ROFL

Chiefspants and I are at this game. We are sorry.

Honestly, this team needed a humbling ass kicking. Not much fire the last few games.