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Mr_Tomahawk 06-24-2016 08:24 PM
What's your go-to frozen burrito...?
 
Who makes the best frozen burrito?

Do you spruce it up with your own sauces and cheese or do you take it as is straight out of the microwave?


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Baby Lee 06-24-2016 08:27 PM
Those ones with shredded steak and grated cheese at Sam's Club.

Jewish Rabbi 06-24-2016 08:36 PM
I eat real food, sorry.

aturnis 06-24-2016 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 12289053)
I eat real food, sorry.
Tell us about the nature of your bowel movements. Is there even a smell?

Lol. Just ****ing with ya. I wish I ate more real food.

Jewish Rabbi 06-24-2016 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 12289061)
Tell us about the nature of your bowel movements. Is there even a smell?

Lol. Just ****ing with ya. I wish I ate more real food.
Ha, I'm busting balls anyway. I ate stuff like that forever before I cleaned up my act a few months ago. Now on the rare occasion I'm traveling and eat fast food... Well let's hope no one pissed on the lid of the toilet at the gas station.

Buzz 06-24-2016 08:49 PM
El Monterey spicy jalapeno bean & cheese chimichangas

Baby Lee 06-24-2016 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 12289053)
I eat real food, sorry.
FTR, I was answering the question posed. That's my goto frozen burrito, but I haven't had one in years.

Once I figured out how cheap tortillas and rice and beans were, I pretty much make my own. Got a little grate I put over my rice cooker [w/cilantro and lime] where I put my tortillas. Heat up some fajita steak or refried beans. Sour cream, guac, onion, black olive and take a pick of salsas. Boom all done and ready to order in as short a time as nuking something from the freezer.

Buzz 06-24-2016 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 12289070)
El Monterey spicy jalapeno bean & cheese chimichangas
On a bed of lettuce with sour cream, cheese and salsa. I may make one before the night is over.

Mr_Tomahawk 06-24-2016 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 12289078)
On a bed of lettuce with sour cream, cheese and salsa. I may make one before the night is over.


Hell yeah....I love these guilty pleasures!


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Easy 6 06-24-2016 09:18 PM
I do not do frozen burritos, even in desperation at the gas station

3-4 ply tortilla wrapping, and just enough real filling to somewhat remind you of real food... its right up there with "Landshire" gas station sammiches

srvy 06-24-2016 09:56 PM
The only answer here is The Bomb with the mystery meat chunks.

Simply Red 06-24-2016 09:59 PM
I'm not a big frozen burrito fan - I do however enjoy those Patio Dinners. I don't get them anymore - but used to

Simply Red 06-24-2016 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12289072)
FTR, I was answering the question posed. That's my goto frozen burrito, but I haven't had one in years.

Once I figured out how cheap tortillas and rice and beans were, I pretty much make my own. Got a little grate I put over my rice cooker [w/cilantro and lime] where I put my tortillas. Heat up some fajita steak or refried beans. Sour cream, guac, onion, black olive and take a pick of salsas. Boom all done and ready to order in as short a time as nuking something from the freezer.
That dude is a moron.

Mr_Tomahawk 06-24-2016 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12289072)
FTR, I was answering the question posed. That's my goto frozen burrito, but I haven't had one in years.



Once I figured out how cheap tortillas and rice and beans were, I pretty much make my own. Got a little grate I put over my rice cooker [w/cilantro and lime] where I put my tortillas. Heat up some fajita steak or refried beans. Sour cream, guac, onion, black olive and take a pick of salsas. Boom all done and ready to order in as short a time as nuking something from the freezer.


You are missing the point of this thread...

FTR...I guarantee I can nuke a frozen burrito and eat it before you can make one from scratch.


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DaneMcCloud 06-24-2016 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 12289145)
You are missing the point of this thread...

FTR...I guarantee I can nuke a frozen burrito and eat it before you can make one from scratch.
That's a positive?

Jewish Rabbi 06-24-2016 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12289142)
That dude is a moron.
You seem nice.

lewdog 06-24-2016 10:44 PM
I haven't eaten a pre-packaged frozen microwave product in years.

I used to eat a shit ton of frozen dinners, burritos and those frozen chinese cartons in college though. God, some of that seemed pretty good at the time.

Now that I don't eat them, my blood pressure thanks me.

Jewish Rabbi 06-24-2016 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 12289174)
I haven't eaten a pre-packaged frozen microwave product in years.

I used to eat a shit ton of frozen dinners, burritos and those frozen chinese cartons in college though. God, some of that seemed pretty good at the time.

Now that I don't eat them, my blood pressure thanks me.
My college years were almost exclusively fast food and Jacks pizzas. I'm not sure how I'm still alive.

KChiefs1 06-24-2016 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 12289070)
El Monterey spicy jalapeno bean & cheese chimichangas


Exactly but I add my own homemade salsa to it.


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thabear04 06-24-2016 11:20 PM
tinas frozen burrito and dip them in ketchup.

Buns 06-25-2016 12:11 AM
Sweet Earth Baja Breakfast

DaNewGuy 06-25-2016 01:08 AM
7-11 burritos. They ain't frozen really just refrigerated but still
Good

MTG#10 06-25-2016 06:28 AM
El Monterey bean and cheese. Wont touch any of the ones with the mystery meat. All I put on it is sour cream and taco bell hot sauce.

DaKCMan AP 06-25-2016 06:31 AM
http://www.amys.com/images/uploads/products/000073.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk 06-25-2016 06:51 AM
Awwww yeah


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loochy 06-25-2016 07:13 AM
The Trader Joe's ones are really good.

KCUnited 06-25-2016 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12289273)
The Trader Joe's ones are really good.
Yep, their chicken verde burrito is my fave.

mikeyis4dcats. 06-25-2016 10:29 AM
El monterrey, pan fried in oil

Baby Lee 06-25-2016 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 12289145)
You are missing the point of this thread...

FTR...I guarantee I can nuke a frozen burrito and eat it before you can make one from scratch.


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I ANSWERED the point of this thread in the first response. The follow-up you quoted was merely a clarification.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-25-2016 10:34 AM
SR and i are Patio eskimo brothers it seems

Infidel Goat 06-25-2016 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 12289244)

Close, but I prefer ...

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KCUnited 06-25-2016 10:49 AM
As far as upgrades, Herdez 5 Chiles is my house salsa, but I think we already have a thread on that.

srvy 06-25-2016 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 12289138)
I'm not a big frozen burrito fan - I do however enjoy those Patio Dinners. I don't get them anymore - but used to
Do they still make patio dinners? Growing up I loved those patio mini tacos.

srvy 06-25-2016 11:05 AM
Winter time when a make a pot of chili i like to nuke a frozen bean burrito then fry it in oil till the outside is browned. Throw some chili on top with cheddar dollop of salsa and wala a In A Tub copy of there burrito chili and cheese. Oh I just buy whatever frozen bean burrito I see at grocery usually Monterrey.

mlyonsd 06-25-2016 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 12289564)
Winter time when a make a pot of chili i like to nuke a frozen bean burrito then fry it in oil till the outside is browned. Throw some chili on top with cheddar dollop of salsa and wala a In A Tub copy of there burrito chili and cheese. Oh I just buy whatever frozen bean burrito I see at grocery usually Monterrey.
Fried burrito. Yeah buddy. My favorite thing at the Drive in theater when we still had one here.

Hoopsdoc 06-25-2016 11:11 AM
Dollar General sells frozen Taquitos that are pretty good. Beef and chicken, beef being my favorite.

My 18 year old son can eat a whole box of those for lunch.

Mr_Tomahawk 06-25-2016 11:21 AM
Curious about these Trader Joes Burritos being discussed...


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Sweet Daddy Hate 06-25-2016 11:25 AM
None. I live in New Mexico. Are you kidding me with this shit?

Pasta Little Brioni 06-25-2016 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Dagnabit (Post 12289582)
None. I live in New Mexico. Are you kidding me with this shit?
2 Patios for a buck!!! Lil Mulleys post game treat!

DaneMcCloud 06-25-2016 11:40 AM
I can make a fresh delicious black bean, long grain Spanish rice and cheese burrito in less than 20 minutes or an awesome (and fresh) breakfast burrito with egg whites, turkey sausage, green, red and orange peppers, onions, cheese and Cholula in less than five minutes.

No way I'd eat a frozen burrito.

Mr_Tomahawk 06-25-2016 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12289602)
I can make a fresh delicious black bean, long grain Spanish rice and cheese burrito in less than 20 minutes or an awesome (and fresh) breakfast burrito with egg whites, turkey sausage, green, red and orange peppers, onions, cheese and Cholula in less than five minutes.

No way I'd eat a frozen burrito.


Wow. You are sooooo healthy and cool. Thanks for explaining how one makes a burrito.


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Bwana 06-25-2016 11:46 AM
I don't think I have had a frozen Burrito in 20 years. I remember it was the go to food (the term food used loosely) after returning home from the bar at 2:30am back in the day. At this point it would have to be a survival situation to get me to eat a skanky frozen burrito.

Baby Lee 06-25-2016 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 12289607)
I don't think I have had a frozen Burrito in 20 years. I remember it was the go to food (the term food used loosely) after returning home from the bar at 2:30am back in the day. At this point it would have to be a survival situation to get me to eat a skanky frozen burrito.
Gaizzzzz!! yer ruinin Toma's shitty thread!!!

Bwana 06-25-2016 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12289613)
Gaizzzzz!! yer ruinin Toma's shitty thread!!!
ROFL

No dude to each their own. I put away my fair share of them back in the day, but not my thing at this point. I love Mexican food BTW as long as it isn't frozen at some point in its life.

keg in kc 06-25-2016 11:53 AM
I don't like rice or beans. Taco please!

Rausch 06-25-2016 12:10 PM
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ROFL

No dude to each their own. I put away my fair share of them back in the day, but not my thing at this point.
:grr:

Mr. Flopnuts 06-25-2016 12:48 PM
Don't and haven't done frozen since I was a kid. Once or twice a year though I'll buy a few Resers Red hot beef burritos. Those, fried in oil are ****ing awesome. Yeah, I can do better at home. The nostalgia tastes good to me though every once in a while.

Bwana 06-25-2016 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12289648)
Don't and haven't done frozen since I was a kid. Once or twice a year though I'll buy a few Resers Red hot beef burritos. Those, fried in oil are ****ing awesome. Yeah, I can do better at home. The nostalgia tastes good to me though every once in a while.
Yep, that's the brand I ate back in the day. You could get the 20 pack for damn near nothing and they were a drunken gut bomb. I would always stick a bunch of extra cheese and hot sauce on them to add a little flavor before hanging them in the microwave. I also remember hitting the head the next day after the late night burrito adventures, mercy! :shake:

https://www.40belowfoods.com/v/vspfi...sers-Hot-2.jpg

patteeu 06-25-2016 03:40 PM
What a magical place we have here at CP. It's great to rub elbows with so many people who only date super models and only eat made-from-scratch, organic, gourmet foods that they can whip up in a flash. You guys are amazing.

Baby Lee 06-25-2016 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 12289848)
What a magical place we have here at CP. It's great to rub elbows with so many people who only date super models and only eat made-from-scratch, organic, gourmet foods that they can whip up in a flash. You guys are amazing.
You're easily impressed by burritos.

KCUnited 06-25-2016 04:21 PM
I'm 1/8th Mexican, the **** outta here with this shit.

DaNewGuy 06-25-2016 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 12289848)
What a magical place we have here at CP. It's great to rub elbows with so many people who only date super models and only eat made-from-scratch, organic, gourmet foods that they can whip up in a flash. You guys are amazing.
Not to mention all the GM's and scouts

patteeu 06-25-2016 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DaNewGuy (Post 12289896)
Not to mention all the GM's and scouts
Oh God yes, I forgot how much draft talent expertise we have here.

scorpio 06-25-2016 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 12289070)
El Monterey spicy jalapeno bean & cheese chimichangas
Yeah, this is the way to go. I sometimes get chicken or steak. Definitely need to dress it up with some hot sauce.

Predarat 06-25-2016 04:46 PM
Patio Hot Beef, Bean and Cheese Burrito. Not sure if they make them anymore but this is the closest I found:

https://fa74d61d848a20b729bb-0251b36...ype_large.jpeg

loochy 06-25-2016 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 12289285)
Yep, their chicken verde burrito is my fave.
I prefer the steak one

And yes folks, it's actual decent quality steak in there

vailpass 06-25-2016 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 12289607)
I don't think I have had a frozen Burrito in 20 years. I remember it was the go to food (the term food used loosely) after returning home from the bar at 2:30am back in the day. At this point it would have to be a survival situation to get me to eat a skanky frozen burrito.
Same. I'm not against them or anything but if i ate one today they'd have to call the EPA in to evaluate the blast zone around my commode. Though i do enjoy a Sonoran hot dog every now and again.

pr_capone 06-25-2016 05:55 PM
Filed down El Monterey frozen burrito

DaneMcCloud 06-25-2016 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12289980)
Though i do enjoy a Sonoran hot dog every now and again.
Man, I used to LOVE those back in the late 90's and early 2000's. There were vendors on Sunset Blvd and I'd stop and grab a couple on my way home at 2am.

Inspector 06-25-2016 06:14 PM
Oh...you guys are talking about food.

Shit! I thought this had something to do with some kind of sex toy or something.

(ok, I admit not being really up to speed with sex toys and all.....)

Never mind. Carry on.

Beef Supreme 06-25-2016 09:09 PM
I always end up scalding the roof of my mouth when I eat a frozen microwave burrito.

scorpio 06-25-2016 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 12290315)
I always end up scalding the roof of my mouth when I eat a frozen microwave burrito.
The ends are like the surface of the sun and the middle is OK.

Sully 06-25-2016 10:12 PM
I was just discussing a memory with my wife last night. In HS, my parents kept the freezer stocked with Sancho frozen burritos. I lived off those things for years.

Buzz 06-25-2016 10:47 PM
Pretty sure why 50% of the frozen burrito snobs think they are shit is because they nuke it in the microwave. Bake it and drink a beer until ready.

vailpass 06-25-2016 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 12290411)
Pretty sure why 50% of the frozen burrito snobs think they are shit is because they nuke it in the microwave. Bake it and drink a beer until ready.
If you're going to take time to bake something it's a frozen burrito?

Demonpenz 06-25-2016 11:16 PM
I pan fried a frozen burrito one time. It was delicious

Buzz 06-25-2016 11:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12290420)
If you're going to take time to bake something it's a frozen burrito?
Yes, turn on oven, sit on ass and drink beer. Wait, it's done? Profit.

srvy 06-26-2016 12:12 AM
Now come on nobody ever had these at a convenience store?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hT5a9DSXCm...itos-group.jpg
Don Miguel I just referred to it as the bomb. I have bought Don Miguel elsewhere but seem El Monterey has now cornered the frozen burrito market.

srvy 06-26-2016 12:16 AM
Other brands I have seen but not tried Jose Ole and Tina's. Anyone had experience with these?

Buzz 06-26-2016 12:24 AM
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just made this in honor of this thread, yes, I am fat and happy!

Fire Me Boy! 06-26-2016 06:46 AM
Don't do frozen burritos. Fresh ones are pretty easy, even with leftover ingredients.

Last weekend, I took some leftover smoked brisket, some leftover red potatoes, scrambled some eggs, some shredded cheese, a drizzle of Gates, and had a kick-ass breakfast burrito.

If you haven't tried it, I highly recommend one.

Donger 06-26-2016 06:57 AM
I've never had a burrito.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-26-2016 07:01 AM
LMAO

FrozenBurrito=DumpserFood

Fire Me Boy! 06-26-2016 07:04 AM
What's your go-to frozen burrito...?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 12290516)
I've never had a burrito.


You can't be serious.

Donger 06-26-2016 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12290523)
You can't he serious.
I am. There's something in "authentic" Mexican food that makes me vomit. I suspect that it's cumin, but I'm not sure.

Fire Me Boy! 06-26-2016 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 12290528)
I am. There's something in "authentic" Mexican food that makes me vomit. I suspect that it's cumin, but I'm not sure.


Cilantro? That stuff's gross.

Do you like chili? Cumin in most every kind of chili.

Donger 06-26-2016 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12290532)
Cilantro? That stuff's gross.

Do you like chili? Cumin in most every kind of chili.
No, not cilantro.

Same thing with chili. I like it, but I have to make it myself and avoid getting chili powder with cumin in it. Same goes with tacos.

Fire Me Boy! 06-26-2016 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 12290537)
No, not cilantro.



Same thing with chili. I like it, but I have to make it myself and avoid getting chili powder with cumin in it. Same goes with tacos.


Do you not like it, or does it literally make you vomit? Ever been tested for an allergy?

That's too bad. I love cumin (a little goes a long way).

Either way, you definitely need to make yourself some cumin-free taco meat and rectify this burrito issue.

Donger 06-26-2016 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12290548)
Do you not like it, or does it literally make you vomit? Ever been tested for an allergy?

That's too bad. I love cumin (a little goes a long way).

Either way, you definitely need to make yourself some cumin-free taco meat and rectify this burrito issue.
Literally makes me vomit, within 30 minutes or so.

Never been tested.

I've got a taco mix that doesn't contain cumin. Honestly, I don't even know the difference between a taco and a burrito. The wife and daughter love Chipotle and always get their burritos. Maybe I'll check it out.

Iowanian 06-26-2016 07:40 AM
A time machine because I haven't eaten one of those microwaved turds since 2003.


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