my wife tells me, she got a cavity filled today at the dentist...
 

i tell her that she'd had two cavities filled then...

cause ya know, i had 'the urge', just before she woke up.

:D

;)

Soooo...... How's the dentist's dick taste?

So, your dentist ****ed your wife?

:D

like fluoride?

buckwheat is in third grade spelling class.

teacher asks him to spell and use the word in a sentence: dictate

yes'a ma'ayum.

D-I-C-T-A-T-E

great buckwheat, now use it in a sentence:

yes'a ma'ayum.

hey babuh, how's muh dic tate!

O banged yo wife. FIRE IN HER HOLE!!

I got offers to trade dental work for sex all the time. Usually single moms with children .

YEAHZ, BUT DID YOU FILL HER CAVITIEEZ WITH YOUR GENTLEMEN'S JELLY???!!!$$$

Well that's a good trade, right?

What in the hell is going on in here?

Great thread.

Seriously ?

Oh, I got the joke.

I was just wondering if the dentist ****ed your wife.

Of course he did. Everybody has !

Initially I'd say 'no way' but, actually, that's believable.

Yes. Never said yes to the offers though. Some of the offers were quite specific.

Well don't hold out now.

Let's hear the deets.

This joke is shitty because you are hinting on doing stuff that is typical in a marriage and at the dentist..You have to have the zig zag of it. Like...You have a cavity that needs to be filled I will do that I will be right back...and she starts doing that thing with your hands like you are waiting for a meal or good sex or whatever she is rubbing them together...Then you come back with like Tire Sealant and get at her 5th molar.