Man Receives Call From Scammer and Proceeds to Waste his Time
 

IDK if posted before - but this is hilarious - I wish I had this kind of patience with these tards.

LMAO We're talking about a lawnmower right?

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dood, the scammer invoked 9/11 and the towers. and i felt guilty telling them i killed my wife. :D

LMAO ****'em - this guy could have gone on for an hour - would have been a lot funnier if he managed to get the scammer to hang up.

not sure if i posted it in another thread, but there is one, where the scammee ends up tricking the scammer, to brick their offices servers on his first day. its a long video :D

Oh that would be epic!

I like people like this. It's too bad he didn't work some anti-Allah stuff in there, or talk about burning a Koran or something.

If I ever get a call like that, I may mention that I earn my living drawing pictures of Allah in clown suits. I wonder if they go to hell if they get money from a person who earns it by drawing pictures of Allah in clown suits.

That would be hilarious. I kind of want to see that.

found it:
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Niiice. I wonder if the scammer was actually murdered afterward.

LMAO.

Holy shot hat was hilarious and depressing at the same time.

That guy sounds like the video of that prank call you kicked my dog.

I heckle these bastards until the shit out of their faces every time they call.


I was getting quite a few from the "Microsoft " people saving me from a virus. I'd play dumb, ask questions and feign concern.....they'd get annoyed eventually as they tried to get me to hit the start button so they could remote in....

One of my go to lines is to have trouble finding the window button....by the shift and cntrl......eventually is suggest the only button I see is the "go **** your mother key".....and then get the same bullshit as this guy. Then I pour it on until they hang up. They've threatened to kill me before.

Sometimes I have to put them "on hold" for a second. I think I will sing the national anthem from now on.

This guy is right....every time you waste their time...they aren't scamming an old lady.

ROFL Nice I need to start doing that. I normally just say, **** off and hang up, but if I have the time I'll work them.

man, i shit you not, just got off the phone with one. had him on the phone for about 15 minutes. the call was supposed to be from our ISP, but im smarter than that. they said our computers infected their servers. i told them good, my job was done because i hacked it. then i asked how they could call me if their server was down. long story short, started out with allah snackbar references, ended with not understanding sand ni**er. they counter with wanting to do unsavory things to my (i told them anyways) dead mother. i do have their number tho. i may make a skype call to them in the near future :D

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I used to get calls, and I would say something like "yeah, hang on. let me get my credit card".

then just walk away and go about my evening. I wonder how long they've stayed on the phone before.

I used to like keeping these guys on the phone too. I would stall for time and tell the caller that I was distracted because I was operating a drone over Karachi Pakistan

Heh, right on. I do the same thing. I always read them wrong credit card numbers for about ten minutes then tell them I'll have to find my glasses as I can't see . Ask them to hold on. Last time I drove to the beer store and came back and they were still on hold. After finally lowering the boom on them they told me the same shit about knocking down the towers and they were the son of Osama Bin Laden. Isaid , oh you mean that mother ****er with a hole in his face laying in the bottom of the ocean ! He sais, you are a son of bitch and hung up on me.

ROFL

199 rupees is like $3!

EDIT: LOL, I didn't get there yet before I did the exchange rate. ROFL

I sometimes get calls.

I don't answer them.

Answer in Wrassler voices. Good times.

HOOOO KOGAN

I, HO...KOGAN, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Ho Kogan, call to...SCAM ME...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Ho Kogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Ho Kogan, try to reason why? Do you, Ho Kogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Ho Kogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Ho Kogan. Assume the controls, Ho Kogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HO KOGAN! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Ho Kogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, scammers. Do you, Ho Kogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Ho Kogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HO KOGAN!

You, Ho Kogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Ho Kogan, who is...The Chosen One. FOR HO KOGAN, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Ho Kogan, am...the only...one...


*SNORT*

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"Even your Barack Obama won't be able to catch me"

Someone forward this to Obama. The last thing he does in office can be sending a drone to that guys house.

Loochy on point today. LMAO

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That was fantastic.ROFL

That guy is my brother man

We don't REALLY want KnowMo dead do we ?

thanks for this. It is a good laugh

Haha i knew he'd knock that outta the park

I love wrestling promos.

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You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at you scammers out there, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another scammer, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin’.

But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add Bill Gates to the mix? Your chances of winnin’ drasticy go down. See the three-way, at my computer, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin’. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Bill Gates KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try!

So, scammer, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin’ at my computer! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at my computer! See, scammer; the numbers don’t like, and they spell disaster for you at my computer!

But I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with the scammer?

See, you're one of those scammers that like romance. I'm a talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass scammer? See, tonight we're going to win and I'm gonna be the World Champion at my computer.

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ROFL

Looks like the same scammers that Tom Woods dealt with recently.

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Starts about 12 minutes into the show.

Surgical Air Strike. Game Over.