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Hammock Parties 10-05-2016 03:48 PM
What has happened to our dear friend staylor26?
 
Defender of Chiefs Kingdom, Lord of the Homers, and The White Knight of the Red Sea, has forsaken his peoples!

Verily, he hath not posted upon these lands since Sunday!

Last seen:

Shitting on Paxton Lynch

No posts during the Chiefs game, no posts after.

Is the embarrassment too much for him?

jspchief 10-05-2016 03:50 PM
He watches more football than us and he facepalms this thread.

notorious 10-05-2016 03:53 PM
He realized that once again Denver one-ups the Chiefs.


Paxton will be a 15 year starter, win 3 Superbowls, and fist the Chiefs twice a year.

jspchief 10-05-2016 03:55 PM
He shows his passion for the team by tweeting.

Discuss Thrower 10-05-2016 03:57 PM
A little early to be spiking the football, GifHorse.

DaneMcCloud 10-05-2016 03:58 PM
He lives in South Florida, so I'd give him not only the benefit of the doubt but hope he's okay and makes it out safe.

eDave 10-05-2016 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12467916)
He lives in South Florida, so I'd give him not only the benefit of the doubt but hope he's okay and makes it out safe.
ASS11 is an initiative bitch.

In58men 10-05-2016 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notorious (Post 12467905)
He realized that once again Denver one-ups the Chiefs.


Paxton will be a 15 year starter, win 3 Superbowls, and fist the Chiefs twice a year.
According to most people here that wouldn't happen if Foles were to be the starter.

jspchief 10-05-2016 04:04 PM
He's watching tape of Kevirae Russell in anticipation of him starting by midseason.

Hammock Parties 10-05-2016 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 12467915)
A little early to be spiking the football, GifHorse.
I am merely concerned by the absence of Clark's heir.

I hope he has not been beset upon by drafturbator ruffians, fouled by a pack of wild Raiders, or met his end under the hooves of a Bronco stampede.

I hear Sir Ben of the Three Rivers now roams the countryside, raping innocent passerby with deep thrusts.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-05-2016 04:16 PM
He was online 5 minutes ago.

Tempest 10-05-2016 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12467936)
I am merely concerned by the absence of Clark's heir.

I hope he has not been beset upon by drafturbator ruffians, fouled by a pack of wild Raiders, or met his end under the hooves of a Bronco stampede.

I hear Sir Ben of the Three Rivers now roams the countryside, raping innocent passerby with deep thrusts.
This might be the most homosexual thing I've ever read

listopencil 10-05-2016 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12467916)
He lives in South Florida, so I'd give him not only the benefit of the doubt but hope he's okay and makes it out safe.
I did not know that. I hope he's OK. Seems like a good dude.

Hammock Parties 10-05-2016 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tempest (Post 12467940)
This might be the most homosexual thing I've ever read
Yea verily, Sir Ben's twisted proclivities for unnatural fleshly sins is an abomination the likes of which this kingdom has never seen!

Still, tis better to be ruled by such a foul creature than to see your lands pillaged and plundered while your own lord eunuch hides behind the skirts of his bannermen.

jspchief 10-05-2016 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12467939)
He was online 5 minutes ago.
Then the Internet will not go without facepalm emojis today. Yay.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-05-2016 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 12467968)
Then the Internet will not go without facepalm emojis today. Yay.
There's a good chance he saw this thread and logged off. I don't know why he would need to feel embarrassed though. I know many don't like him, but he's a homer. He's doing what homers are supposed to do. Clay knows damn well that if this team rips off 5-6 wins in a row that the board will be back to cyberstoning him. You have to have thick skin to be a big player on this site.

Meatloaf 10-05-2016 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12467916)
He lives in South Florida, so I'd give him not only the benefit of the doubt but hope he's okay and makes it out safe.
Staylor (and others) keep this board interesting. I second your thoughts, Dane.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-05-2016 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meatloaf (Post 12468005)
Staylor (and others) keep this board interesting. I second your thoughts, Dane.
You're a homer too. That's not an insult coming from me. Right now, I'm a homer. I'm just saying, the differences in opinion is what keeps this board interesting.

Meatloaf 10-05-2016 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12468007)
You're a homer too. That's not an insult coming from me. Right now, I'm a homer. I'm just saying, the differences in opinion is what keeps this board interesting.
Totally agree, Flops. Lots of diverse views keep things a hopping!

Hammock Parties 10-05-2016 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12467978)
There's a good chance he saw this thread and logged off.
Hark! I have received a Raven from Maester Michael of House Modly. We have word of Lord Staylor. He lives, though perhaps in fear for his life

Quote:
I saw our little lord in a tavern near Three Rivers Hall. He sat quietly in a corner, nursing a flagon of ale. Sir Ben was also there, drunkenly cavorting with three whores. A knight I recognized as your own Sir Smith approached his table, though with no intent to antagonize. It appeared he simply wished to make his acquaintance.

The Lord of Three Rivers stank with wine, however. He took the approach as a challenge, seized upon Sir Smith's person and dragged him into the courtyard. A large parade of onlookers from the tavern followed, cheering him on. Sir Staylor watched from a window, shaking with fear.

I will not describe in detail the foul acts which followed. Suffice it to say, Sir Ben confirmed the rumors about Sir Smith's status as a eunuch, and then mounted him as a hound might. He even went for two.

Finished with his disgusting conquest, Sir Ben then gazed upon our little lord, his red finery betraying him as a supporter of House Arrowhead. His intentions were clear. Sir Staylor let out a shriek and fled for the safety of the nearby forest. That was the last I saw of him.

vailpass 10-05-2016 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12468018)
Hark! I have received a Raven from Maester Michael of House Modly. We have word of Lord Staylor. He lives, though perhaps in fear for his life
Ser. Not Sir.

ThaVirus 10-05-2016 05:05 PM
I'm sure he's just licking his wounds after Sunday night's embarrassm- I mean loss.

You know he took it much harder than most of the board.

notorious 10-05-2016 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12468026)

You know he took it much harder than most of the board.
http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/.../spock-ohh.gif

Sandy Vagina 10-05-2016 05:47 PM
Dude's got nothing to feel bad or embarrassed about, unless he was out there playing Sunday night. Nothing wrong with having faith and optimism in your team.

.. and best wishes for anyone dealing with Mathew coming at them.

RealSNR 10-05-2016 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12468018)
Hark! I have received a Raven from Maester Michael of House Modly. We have word of Lord Staylor. He lives, though perhaps in fear for his life
Do more Star Trek stuff. This fantasy hobbit shit is hella gay

Hammock Parties 10-05-2016 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 12468079)
Do more Star Trek stuff. This fantasy hobbit shit is hella gay
Perhaps a lively tune may be more to your lord's liking?

Bravely bold Staylor
Rode forth from Arrowhead
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Staylor
He was not at all afraid
To be trolled in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Staylor

He was not in the least bit scared
To watch on Sunday night
Or to have his Chiefs blowed out
And his spirit broken
To have his QB hit
And his passes thrown away
And his team all hacked and mangled
Brave Staylor

His line smashed in
And his Gaines inactive
And his hope removed
And his shoulders shrugged
And his defense raped
And his corners burnt up
And his penis split and his...

"That's... that's enough football for now, lads."

Brave Staylor ran away
Bravely ran away away

When Pittsburgh reared its ugly head
He bravely watched porn instead

Yes, brave Staylor turned about
And gallantly began to pout

Bravely taking to CP
He posted not, our lil' Chiefy

Bravest of the brave, bold Staylor!

NJChiefsFan 10-05-2016 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notorious (Post 12468053)
Yeah I was pretty upset. Being a believer that everything is rosy and being more invested are two completely different things.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-05-2016 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12467963)
Yea verily, tis Sir Ben's twisted proclivities for unnatural fleshly sins is an abomination the likes of which this kingdom has never seen!

Still, tis better to be ruled by such a foul creature than to see your lands pillaged and plundered while your own lord eunuch hides behind the skirts of his bannermen.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12468083)
Perhaps a lively tune may be more to your lord's liking?

Bravely bold Staylor
Rode forth from Arrowhead
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Staylor
He was not at all afraid
To be trolled in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Staylor

He was not in the least bit scared
To watch on Sunday night
Or to have his Chiefs blowed out
And his spirit broken
To have his QB hit
And his passes thrown away
And his team all hacked and mangled
Brave Staylor

His line smashed in
And his Gaines inactive
And his hope removed
And his shoulders shrugged
And his defense raped
And his corners burnt up
And his penis split and his...

"That's... that's enough football for now, lads."

Brave Staylor ran away
Bravely ran away away

When Pittsburgh reared its ugly head
He bravely watched porn instead

Yes, brave Staylor turned about
And gallantly began to pout

Bravely taking to CP
He posted not, our lil' Chiefy

Bravest of the brave, bold Staylor!
ROFLROFLROFLROFL:clap:

Sorter 10-05-2016 06:33 PM
“I looked for you at the Steelers' game,” GoChiefs said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser RunKC answered.
“Woe to the Drafturbators if we had been,” said Ser Cochise.

“When the Chiefs fell behind by 36, Ser Roethlisberger slew your defense with deep throws, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser RunKC said, “or Alex would yet manage the game, and the Chiefs would have won 17-14.”

“I came down on Houston to highlight Smith's inaccuracy,” GoChiefs told them, and the Lords Maverick and Sandy Cheeks dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Staylor.

“Ser BossChief is fled to Iowa, with Bray and Prince Foles. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser BossChief is a good man and true,” said Ser Cochise.
“But not of the TrueFanGuard,” Ser RunKC pointed out. “The TrueFanGuard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Staylor. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser RunKC.

GoChiefs' wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Staylor, the Sword of Conservative Passing Concepts. He unsheathed Checkdown and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as Elmer's glue, alive with mediocrity.

“No,” Clay said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

Hammock Parties 10-05-2016 06:33 PM
God damn have you guys heard the pipes on the king's minstrels. Beautiful.

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Sweet Daddy Hate 10-05-2016 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12468136)
God damn have you guys heard the pipes on the king's minstrels. Beautiful.


Record music and voice >>
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I approve. LMAO

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ChiefsCountry 10-05-2016 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12468136)
God damn have you guys heard the pipes on the king's minstrels. Beautiful.

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ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts 10-05-2016 06:40 PM
LMAO What in the actual ****?

Hammock Parties 10-05-2016 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12468142)
LMAO What in the actual ****?
https://media.tenor.co/images/74c1a1...16b91140f0/raw

The Franchise 10-05-2016 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 12468132)
“I looked for you at the Steelers' game,” GoChiefs said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser RunKC answered.
“Woe to the Drafturbators if we had been,” said Ser Cochise.

“When the Chiefs fell behind by 36, Ser Roethlisberger slew your defense with deep throws, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser RunKC said, “or Alex would yet manage the game, and the Chiefs would have won 17-14.”

“I came down on Houston to highlight Smith's inaccuracy,” GoChiefs told them, and the Lords Maverick and Sandy Cheeks dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Staylor.

“Ser BossChief is fled to Iowa, with Bray and Prince Foles. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser BossChief is a good man and true,” said Ser Cochise.
“But not of the TrueFanGuard,” Ser RunKC pointed out. “The TrueFanGuard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Staylor. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser RunKC.

GoChiefs' wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Staylor, the Sword of Conservative Passing Concepts. He unsheathed Checkdown and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as Elmer's glue, alive with mediocrity.

“No,” Clay said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Bravo, sir.

New World Order 10-05-2016 06:50 PM
I like Staylor.

I mean, even morons/attention whores like Dane stick around after their dumb predictions/football takes.

Come back Staylor.

Steve Sewell 10-05-2016 06:56 PM
This thread is pure gold.

OnTheWarpath15 10-05-2016 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 12468132)
“I looked for you at the Steelers' game,” GoChiefs said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser RunKC answered.
“Woe to the Drafturbators if we had been,” said Ser Cochise.

“When the Chiefs fell behind by 36, Ser Roethlisberger slew your defense with deep throws, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser RunKC said, “or Alex would yet manage the game, and the Chiefs would have won 17-14.”

“I came down on Houston to highlight Smith's inaccuracy,” GoChiefs told them, and the Lords Maverick and Sandy Cheeks dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Staylor.

“Ser BossChief is fled to Iowa, with Bray and Prince Foles. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser BossChief is a good man and true,” said Ser Cochise.
“But not of the TrueFanGuard,” Ser RunKC pointed out. “The TrueFanGuard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Staylor. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser RunKC.

GoChiefs' wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Staylor, the Sword of Conservative Passing Concepts. He unsheathed Checkdown and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as Elmer's glue, alive with mediocrity.

“No,” Clay said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
The Sword of Conservative Passing Concepts.

LMAO

Chiefspants 10-05-2016 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 12468132)
“I looked for you at the Steelers' game,” GoChiefs said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser RunKC answered.
“Woe to the Drafturbators if we had been,” said Ser Cochise.

“When the Chiefs fell behind by 36, Ser Roethlisberger slew your defense with deep throws, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser RunKC said, “or Alex would yet manage the game, and the Chiefs would have won 17-14.”

“I came down on Houston to highlight Smith's inaccuracy,” GoChiefs told them, and the Lords Maverick and Sandy Cheeks dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Staylor.

“Ser BossChief is fled to Iowa, with Bray and Prince Foles. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser BossChief is a good man and true,” said Ser Cochise.
“But not of the TrueFanGuard,” Ser RunKC pointed out. “The TrueFanGuard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Staylor. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser RunKC.

GoChiefs' wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Staylor, the Sword of Conservative Passing Concepts. He unsheathed Checkdown and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as Elmer's glue, alive with mediocrity.

“No,” Clay said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Oh my god, this is a work of art.

DaneMcCloud 10-05-2016 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 12468163)
I like Staylor.

I mean, even morons/attention whores like Dane stick around after their dumb predictions/football takes.

Come back Staylor.
Shut the **** up, Troll.

Does Claythan's dick taste like shit?

And I'm pretty sure prediction of 10 straight wins and a playoff victory last year was right, you ****ing fluffer.

New World Order 10-05-2016 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagnabit (Post 12468140)
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I approve. LMAO

</object>

Haha

jspchief 10-05-2016 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12467978)
There's a good chance he saw this thread and logged off. I don't know why he would need to feel embarrassed though. I know many don't like him, but he's a homer. He's doing what homers are supposed to do. Clay knows damn well that if this team rips off 5-6 wins in a row that the board will be back to cyberstoning him. You have to have thick skin to be a big player on this site.
To be fair, my issue isn't so much that he's a homer, it's that he's a condescending prick to anyone that doesn't share his opinion.

ThaVirus 10-05-2016 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 12468132)
“I looked for you at the Steelers' game,” GoChiefs said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser RunKC answered.
“Woe to the Drafturbators if we had been,” said Ser Cochise.

“When the Chiefs fell behind by 36, Ser Roethlisberger slew your defense with deep throws, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser RunKC said, “or Alex would yet manage the game, and the Chiefs would have won 17-14.”

“I came down on Houston to highlight Smith's inaccuracy,” GoChiefs told them, and the Lords Maverick and Sandy Cheeks dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Staylor.

“Ser BossChief is fled to Iowa, with Bray and Prince Foles. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser BossChief is a good man and true,” said Ser Cochise.
“But not of the TrueFanGuard,” Ser RunKC pointed out. “The TrueFanGuard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Staylor. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser RunKC.

GoChiefs' wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Staylor, the Sword of Conservative Passing Concepts. He unsheathed Checkdown and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as Elmer's glue, alive with mediocrity.

“No,” Clay said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
I wish you good fortune in the blowouts to come

Ming the Merciless 10-05-2016 11:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks (Post 12468078)
Dude's got nothing to feel bad or embarrassed about, unless he was out there playing Sunday night. Nothing wrong with having faith and optimism in your team.
.
Yes he does.

Optimism is one thing....Dude was straight up homerbonin'

LIke you

RealSNR 10-05-2016 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12468136)
God damn have you guys heard the pipes on the king's minstrels. Beautiful.

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I am so ****ing attracted to you right now

Ming the Merciless 10-05-2016 11:23 PM
I can't vocaroo from this phone to hear the sexiness

I'm so flaccid right now

Ming the Merciless 10-05-2016 11:24 PM
If one of u kind gents can throw the link without the embed code

Simply Red 10-05-2016 11:32 PM
he's not a bad guy really - you guys are mean to him.

Hammock Parties 10-05-2016 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12468570)
If one of u kind gents can throw the link without the embed code
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTy0tGU2DE

Quote:
Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 12468565)
I am so ****ing attracted to you right now
http://i.imgur.com/9VF5ByR.gif

nychief 10-05-2016 11:39 PM
Jesus Christ... This is the ****ing stupidest shit ever posted on this site.

splatbass 10-06-2016 12:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 12468295)
To be fair, my issue isn't so much that he's a homer, it's that he's a condescending prick to anyone that doesn't share his opinion.
And Clay, Inmem and the others aren't condescending pricks? Seriously?

Simply Red 10-06-2016 12:24 AM
The preseason was a beautiful time to be a planeteer - all the folks were getting along very nicely.

DaneMcCloud 10-06-2016 12:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 12468581)
And Clay, Inmem and the others aren't condescending pricks? Seriously?
Yeah, but they're negative, just like jspchief, so they don't count.

Duh.

rico 10-06-2016 12:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 12468295)
To be fair, my issue isn't so much that he's a homer, it's that he's a condescending prick to anyone that doesn't share his opinion.
:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

It's not condescending if the material in question is a rebuttal to condescension, you...dick-ass!

Oh, and **** you!!! Go **** yourself!!!

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:












:D

jspchief 10-06-2016 01:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 12468581)
And Clay, Inmem and the others aren't condescending pricks? Seriously?
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12468592)
Yeah, but they're negative, just like jspchief, so they don't count.

Duh.
I have inmem on ignore and I have started a thread calling for Clay to be banned within the last 2 years.

And to be honest, I'm not sure I'd call Clay condescending. He's persistent and a troll but he rarely is outright insulting to other posters.

Demonpenz 10-06-2016 01:12 AM
whoever that was sing wasn't too bad.

DaneMcCloud 10-06-2016 01:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 12468602)
I have inmem on ignore and I have started a thread calling for Clay to be banned within the last 2 years.

And to be honest, I'm not sure I'd call Clay condescending. He's persistent and a troll but he rarely is outright insulting to other posters.
I have zero problems with you other than the fact that you see everything Chiefs related as glass half empty.

That was fine from 1998-2013 and I totally get it, but the bar has been raised, big time.

No franchise is perfect and while I would have been far more content with a closer game or win in Pittsburg, the fact remains that the season is far from over.

Everyone knew there would be early struggles.

splatbass 10-06-2016 01:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 12468602)
I have inmem on ignore and I have started a thread calling for Clay to be banned within the last 2 years.

And to be honest, I'm not sure I'd call Clay condescending. He's persistent and a troll but he rarely is outright insulting to other posters.
He has been to me. Maybe you don't see it because he is on your side so he doesn't do it to you.

jspchief 10-06-2016 01:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12468607)
I have zero problems with you other than the fact that you see everything Chiefs related as glass half empty.
Total bullshit. The only thing I was negative about this off-season was the CB situation and concern over aging stars.

I have, however, called out posters that make ridiculous claims based on their own positive outlook. Predicting that we may have the best oline or te group in the league strikes me as ridiculous when you consider the sample size we had at the time these claims are made.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-06-2016 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notorious (Post 12467905)
He realized that once again Denver one-ups the Chiefs.


Paxton will be a 15 year starter, win 3 Superbowls, and fist the Chiefs twice a year.
Nah. Faid will take the division, Lynch will suck monkey nuts, and know mo will jump off a cliff

TEX 10-06-2016 02:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12467916)
He lives in South Florida, so I'd give him not only the benefit of the doubt but hope he's okay and makes it out safe.

This

listopencil 10-06-2016 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by nychief (Post 12468574)
Jesus Christ... This is the ****ing stupidest shit ever posted on this site.
Not by a long shot, Sweet Cheeks.

HemiEd 10-06-2016 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12468649)
Not by a long shot, Sweet Cheeks.
Not even in Clayton's top ten.

the Talking Can 10-06-2016 07:08 AM
i assume he's still at daycare

loochy 10-06-2016 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12468607)

That was fine from 1998-2013 and I totally get it, but the bar has been raised, big time.
Has it though?

Reerun_KC 10-06-2016 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12468673)
Has it though?

Well when it was on the ground and you raise it up to your knees, then in theory it has been raised...

rico 10-06-2016 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 12468670)
i assume he's still at daycare
ROFL

I had a joke along these lines that hit me last night when I was at work...Yep, walking around at work, with "teenage Staylor" jokes randomly going through my mind. I forgot what it was, though.

Titty Meat 10-06-2016 07:40 AM
I'm not a big fan of the guy but this thread is tacky. Hope he's ok.

loochy 10-06-2016 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BigMeatballBillay (Post 12468706)
I'm not a big fan of the guy but this thread is tacky. Hope he's ok.
He's ok. His butt is just a little sore, but he's ok.

HemiEd 10-06-2016 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12468696)
Well when it was on the ground and you raise it up to your knees, then in theory it has been raised...
Things are the same, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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rico 10-06-2016 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12468708)
He's ok. His butt is just a little sore, but he's ok.
I dunno, man. He took a pretty long break the last time. The dude does have it in him to just "up and leave" whenever he decides he doesn't like what's going on with the Chiefs. Maybe he lost hope last week and is like, "**** this, I'm out until the Chiefs give me hope again, then I'll start following them again!!! And boy, I can't wait to see how borderline unbeatable they will be when they get good again, and **** anyone who thinks any different!!!" I bet that's what he's thinking right now. We probably won't see him again until the Chiefs become great again. Kind of a fair-weather fan if you ask me, that Staylor. That Staylor...such a fair-weather fan.... A fair-weather homer. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Fair-Weather Homer.

CupidStunt 10-06-2016 08:39 AM
1) Hope he's OK. Sure he is.

2) He's a good guy. But...

3) Guys like him deserve ALL the shit they have coming to them when their inevitable, insufferable homer BS is voided with the Chiefs being so pathetic. Any time people say negative things when the Chiefs are edging out fluke wins over bad teams he'll pounce on them and demand homerism. So now that the Chiefs are taking it in the ass, he needs to step up and be willing to call the Chiefs for what they are: gutter trash.

Sorter 10-06-2016 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 12468132)
“I looked for you at the Steelers' game,” GoChiefs said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser RunKC answered.
“Woe to the Drafturbators if we had been,” said Ser Cochise.

“When the Chiefs fell behind by 36, Ser Roethlisberger slew your defense with deep throws, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser RunKC said, “or Alex would yet manage the game, and the Chiefs would have won 17-14.”

“I came down on Houston to highlight Smith's inaccuracy,” GoChiefs told them, and the Lords Maverick and Sandy Cheeks dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Staylor.

“Ser BossChief is fled to Iowa, with Bray and Prince Foles. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser BossChief is a good man and true,” said Ser Cochise.
“But not of the TrueFanGuard,” Ser RunKC pointed out. “The TrueFanGuard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Staylor. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser RunKC.

GoChiefs' wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Staylor, the Sword of Conservative Passing Concepts. He unsheathed Checkdown and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as Elmer's glue, alive with mediocrity.

“No,” Clay said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Any chance Pawnmower can Vocaroo this?

Hammock Parties 10-06-2016 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 12469150)
Any chance Pawnmower can Vocaroo this?
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Discuss Thrower 10-06-2016 01:42 PM
"Co-chize"

Sorter 10-06-2016 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12469238)
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Dat northern accent. LMAO.


Can't wait for Donger to get in here.

kccrow 10-06-2016 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ASS11 (Post 12469238)
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ROFL

kccrow 10-06-2016 03:22 PM
One doth hope he returns. (at least by draft season).

Easy 6 10-06-2016 03:38 PM
So staylors a big fat homer, so what... he actually reminds me of myself in the early years

It takes all kinds to keep the wheel spinning around here

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