Ok I'm convinced, Josh Donaldson is a top 5 baseball player in the American League
 

And perhaps maybe in the world??

I dream about him being my friend. He reminds me of me. Very resilient player, kinda like me with the trolling here. He brings that swagger and attitude kinda like me not afraid to tell someone to **** off here. And it's ok because sometimes we have scenarios in life where it's you vs everybody.

Josh Donaldson has this shirt that says, "Toronto vs Everybody".....I loved the shirt. I live in Toronto and I wanna buy this and wear it everytime I post on here LOL I'm rolling on the floor laughing while I say that now.

Did you guys know, Josh Donaldson has good taste with respect to pizza? I was at the ball game the other day and have a buddy of mine that works at the Rogers centre and through him I'm allowed to watch the players warmup on the field a half hour to an hour before game time. You know pregame stuff and some people holla the players over and ask for autographs just after the warmups are done.

I actually got the opportunity to talk to Josh and asked him, I didn't know how it got to a pizza conversation but he said, if I were to order pizza for the game, get toppings with chicken, bacon and hot peppers. So I listened to Josh and no word of a lie, it's one of the best pizzas I've ever had. You guys gotta try that. And I asked him and said, what about ranch sauce to go with that instead of tomato sauce? He paused for a second and walked away. Turned around and said I had a good imagination.

I said thanks but told him all those slices were for me and ate them in honour of him. He didn't score that winning run by accident just so you guys know.

Definitely a top five prick, I'll give you that.

He once blew a guy, too. He's very nice.

How many rings? Oh that's right he's still the Royals bitch.

Guys how great is it to go from this:



To this:



*Its as if the baseball gods wrote this stuff out

JFC


Go **** your sister a couple more times

Im convinced you're a ****ing hoser, eh?

cocaine is a helluva drug..........

Guys it's Canadian Thanksgiving and the Bluejays won

Life is good today.

Bricks wasted his make-a-wish on asking a player about pizza toppings. He's a special kind of special.

I think Rougned Odor should have a new nickname, Rougned Smelly hahahaha

How about Rougned, Slayer of Bautistas?

Hey Rougned,

it's good to punch a guy in the face in May, but bad to lose in Odorober hahahahaha

You would love to have Bautista on your team.

In fact, I think the Royals should go after Bautista in the offseason. He'd be great for you guys.

He's still beautiful

We HAD Bautista on our team. He didn't know how to hit back then.

Steroids are more regulated here in the states

Excellent point

Strange how their three best players were either failed prospects or willingly traded away (for Lawrie and Graveman), and miraculously late in their careers become All Star/MVP type players. They need to hurry up and get Tulo hooked up.

I like Donaldson. In each of the past two seasons his failures in crucial situations helped the Royals get to the World Series two years in a row.

He is good man. Plays with an edge. A red ass. I would love Donaldson to balance out the cuddly and soft Royals. Too much love on that team when they really need someone like Matt Stairs to go on a Tequilla bender and get up their ass.

Nice to see Matt Stairs back in school and kicking for Penn State.

Josh Donaldson to bricks:

https://i.imgur.com/zPtSgsY.gif

Well he seems nice

Apparently every guys dick that i suck isn't my brother. I know Tulo wouldn't do such a thing.

Gay

NTTAWWT




/Canada

Well now, that's someone's sig waiting to happen.

Shame that bricks mom had playoff David Price location with the hanger.

Im the one that had to break it to him, poor fella thought that was actually the case...

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Why can't you just talk about hockey like a normal Canadian?

Unreal ROFL

Yes Josh Donaldson deserves to die, and I hope they burn in hell.

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Hilarious shit in here guys. This is why this place is awesome.

To be fair I think Bricks auto correct messed up his post. He meant to say top 5 player with a man bun. You may be correct sir.

Donaldson makes that play 9xs out of 10

It just happened to be that he messed up against the Royals.

Our game is too fast for you.

You Americans can't keep up.

I remember when, I can't remember the American channel, I think it was ABC used to highlight the puck because Americans complained that the game is too fast.

Not really. I watch a ton of college hockey. UND fan here.

I've played hockey since I could walk. Judging from your picture, I bet you're the one that can't keep up.

Is Canada so desperate for validation that their fans have to invade to the south and raid other fanbases' message boards trolling for compliments, ah?

F*** you Cannita

eh*

Are you a rep for offshore books?

Lol I just had my thread priveledges taken away.

Totally depends on the Province.
[emoji57]

Yeah

Go go go Costa Rica, Panama, and Curacao.

Besides, Kahnawake Gaming Commission (Sovereign Indian nation in Canada) is basically no more. But that was mainly because of the USA's corrupt New Jersey Division of Gaming Enforcement coerced them to stop their licensing services.

Correction. You lost them based upon you acting like you.

Why? Aren't we allowed to have freedom of speech? I mean that was a dick move by the moderators.

IDK? Does the Canadian constitution ensure there is? Best flag down a mountie and figure out aboot it!

Either way, if they do, with the exchange rate, Canadian freedom of speech is only worth 80% of the American 1st Amendment.

Stop being a mooseknuckle and take your hazing like a man!

Ya okay. You could brag about your dollar but you wouldn't be saying this during economic crises when it was even.

Shut up dude

ROFL

Learn to take a joke.

Go brush up on it and watch some SCTV and Kids in the Hall.

I could take a joke.

Im not the dude that has act bigger than he is and talk Like he is above others. That's condescending.

Go drink anti-freeze and die

It's kind of odd to watch a Chiefs fan troll Royals fans on a Chiefs fan board.

Ffs, Denise!

I'm not Internet toughguy'ing you, I'm busting your chops, or as they say to the north, tapping your maple!

I'm giving you shit in fun. Hell, I reference 2 shows that are in the upper echelon of genius funny that originated from Can-a-duh!?

So make like a goose and let it roll right off your back instead of a puckered butthole.

Go Cleveland.....or Boston.....or NL Champs.
Anyone but the Canadian Shitbags and their douchebag fans....

Right on dude:rockon:

Ill never forget in one of our playoff games against them last year when he stared down his own catcher for almost running into him on a popup.

he seems nice...

Why did they determine the cutoff score for being officially mentally reeruned at a score of 70?




























Because that's the average Canadian score on the IQ test.