So i got a job
 

I'm going to be a cashier. Just waiting on background check!

where at?

Wal mart!

"Why don't you go do something? Get a job. Work with blind kids. All you do is wait for me to come home and **** you."

Oh, and congrats.

Congrats!!!

congrats. I hope you like it.

atta boy, Nut.

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right on

great to hear...give em hell, nut!
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Don't toot your horn, you're not that good

Congrats and if you see weird people don't forget to post it on People of Walmart.

Did you find everything you need today?

They do background checks for Wal-Mart cashiers?

Shit...you better hope they don't track your name or e-mail or anything else back to CP. I wouldn't hire anyone associated with this club of degenerates.

Congrats...... work your way to the top....

Please be friendly. Don't be one of those cashiers that just mumbles and seems to hate the world. "Welcometowalmartthat'llbe$5.50."

Good job nut, congrats!

Congrats Nut

Nephew worked at Walmart last year and apparently the start is pretty rough

Takes awhile to get used to all the nasty people

CP should have helped you get ready for your new job!!! :D


All the best, i really hope it works out for you.

so completely disgusting

Thanks Obama!

Just kidding, congrats!

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Congrats!

Good going nut. Now you will have a chick checking your drawers at night.

I respect anybody who straps it up and goes to work every day. I'm sure you'll do a great job and will be a valuable resource for your employer.

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"HI MAY I HELP YOU?"

"What a nice girl"

Thanks bin Laden.

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get the **** out

He's working at Walmart, not Gates BBQ.


Congrat's Nut!

Haven't been banned yet?

ROFL

Thank and i was shocked they didn't ask me for the drug test sample. I was like I'm so clean you would think i'm a Mormon

Be ready, they had my wife there for a week before testing her

congrats dude

may your paychecks be glorified and multiplied 7 fold...

if you have the option go for any 401k or matched investments they offer

Congrats, Nut!

:thumb: Way to go man.

What happened to the career in pimping? What is too difficult?

Congrats!

If it doesn't work out I know where you can get a job planting tulips.

You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin' to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent
Will have a whole lot of bitches jumpin' ship

ROFL


Keep kicking ass Nut! Congrats on the job.

Don't hug people when they are ringing up their items.

Heh, I saw a sign today that said"If bin Laden had contributed to the Clinton foundation he'd still be alive "

Nut's first day on the job
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Congrats!

Only way they jump ship is if you got a weak pimp hand. Keep that mother ****er strong and they go no where.

ROFL



Good job nut, I'm sure everyone is pulling for you!

Congrats nut

Nutted all over myself when I heard the news.

Congrats. Buy some hookers and blow with that first paycheck to celebrate.

But don't ring them up yourself because that would be a conflict of interest.

I hear that Craigslist is killing the pimping industry.

Congrats.

Good for you nut

Now you get promoted to pharmacy and get discount in magnum condom 50 pack

Way to go nut! Congrats!

Wal-Mart chicks love doggie bags.

What happened to taco bell ? Werent you working there ?

Good stuff Nut!:thumb:
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at 21st and maize?

I'm pretty sure he no longer lives in Wichita.

Either way... congrats Nut! I got a job today as well! We are job getting twinsies!

Work your way up to Pharmacy. Steal oxy.

Any updates on this Mr. Nut? Started yet?